Did you think so many colors was cool or something? like a baby at daycare mixing colors and making a mess?
On a real note, it just sounds like you just did something wrong.
Are you a Baby Puncher?? ... our research says you probably are!
Started by Trentacles [4369118] on in General Discussion.
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I’m about to be.
Will we get extra score if we hospitalize OP?
Yes. You receive honour in Torn forum karma form if you post it here.
how babby was punch
how gurl was made pragnant
it's satire fellas... not meant to be literal I'm making fun of it... um in a language you can understand... its a joke. You get jokes don't you? Pretty upset aren't we... lol well you read 10 Dr.. Suess Books and increased your ability to deal with others socially by 4 crayons well done you made the grade of preschooler. If I'm gunna go out may as well do it in style and have some fun with it... It amazes me how upset you all get when some says something about you all punching down so far and hard. Clap clap
Skill issue
Schrödinger's Douchebag. Sincerity or satire based on the reaction of the audience. You meant what you said but didn't expect the pushback, so it's all a joke and we're the ones being butthurt and serious, right?
Anyways. Tell us more about why you have bounties saying you're mean to women. That's what I'm really curious about!
It's satire, fellas... not meant to be literal, I'm making fun of it. In a language you can understand, its a joke. You get jokes, don't you? Pretty upset aren't we? lol, well, you read 10 Dr.. Seuss Books and increased your ability to deal with others socially by 4 crayons. Well done, you made the grade of preschooler! If I'm gonna go out may as well do it in style and have some fun with it. It amazes me how upset you all get when someone says something about you all punching down so far and so hard. Clap clap
"Style", folks.
it's satire fellas... not meant to be literal I'm making fun of it... um in a language you can understand... its a joke. You get jokes don't you? Pretty upset aren't we... lol well you read 10 Dr.. Suess Books and increased your ability to deal with others socially by 4 crayons well done you made the grade of preschooler. If I'm gunna go out may as well do it in style and have some fun with it... It amazes me how upset you all get when some says something about you all punching down so far and hard. Clap clap
Mom, wake up! New copypasta just dropped!
You chose the wrong game to try and be a smart-ass mate.
The players on Torn are going to make you a miserable person...
Show me on this doll where you were touched punched
This is not going to age well for you
In all due seriousness, I would not recommend people in general to post something like this, especially weaker newcomers like you. You will be bountied and hospitalized A LOT, which I'm pretty sure you've already learned the hard way at this point.
TL;DR
"I pissed someone off and now I'm gonna cry about it and call them names."
A Baby Puncher is a high battle-stat player who deliberately targets players with Battle Stats so far below them that there’s barely a fight — just an easy win dressed up as dominance.
IT'S CALLED SEAL CLUBBING.
You deserve to be punched just for that, trying to coin a term for something that's already established.
TL;DR; Waah.