EatMyShortsDuke

[1000850] Level 47 Master Samaritan Federal

Observed 18 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago · Torn public profile

EatMyShortsDuke is a level 47 player who signed up on 13 Nov 2008. Their standout stat is Items sent: #1,214, top 0.3% of ranked players.

#1,214 for items sent top 0.3% of ranked players
#4,554 (tied with 4 others) for times jailed top 0.53% of ranked players
Signed up 13 Nov 2008 (17 years ago)
Federal as last observed · Fed history

Key numbers

values observed 18 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 47; #51,857 tied with 1,361 others top 2.1%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 6,517; #98,810 tied with 96 others top 4%
Awards: 199; #65,897 tied with 356 others top 5.7%; 0 since Jan
Networth: -$25,347,759; unranked; 0 since Jan
Xanax taken: 46; #101,969 tied with 666 others top 39%; 0 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 12; #57,175 tied with 1,457 others top 47%; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 97; #64,904 tied with 431 others top 26%; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 725; #84,832 tied with 65 others top 7.8%; 0 since Jan
Defends won: 79; #86,290 tied with 945 others top 13%; 0 since Jan
Revives given: 178; #12,917 tied with 27 others top 17%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 679; #13,399 tied with 15 others top 8%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Races won: 17; #86,008 tied with 1,845 others top 65%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 91; #105,618 tied with 332 others top 49%; 0 since Jan
Time played (days): 7.3; #97,017 top 6.9%; 0 since Jan

What stands out 6

#1,214

Economy

Items sent

1,822 top 0.3%

#4,554tied with 4 others

Jail

Times jailed

tied with 4 others

1,332 top 0.53%

#3,735tied with 3 others

Communication

Mails sent

tied with 3 others

6,207 top 0.7%

#7,507tied with 53 others

Combat

Unarmored fights won

tied with 53 others

290 top 0.92%

#3,625tied with 7 others

Communication

Mails sent to friends

tied with 7 others

1,313 top 2.2%

#36,351

Combat

Largest mug

$4,583,706 top 4.5%

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 18 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago

Xanax taken: 46; #101,969 tied with 666 others top 39%
Energy refills: 97; #64,904 tied with 431 others top 26%
Energy drinks used: 12; #57,175 tied with 1,457 others top 47%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 2; #107,547 tied with 10,408 others top 84%
Elo rating: 997; #604,593 tied with 58,532 others top 35%
Best damage: 1,571; #95,796 tied with 60 others top 6.7%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 18 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 379 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Fed history

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ACCOUNT CLOSEDPARTIAL

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Torn's public status text

Marked for deletion before 18 Jan 2026 (TornLife's first observation of this account).

Torn's public status as observed by TornLife · last observed with this status 18 Sep 2026 · confidence PARTIAL (Federal in every observation; it began before TornLife first saw the account)

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