Mr_Canuck

[1249448] Level 100 Elite Felon

THE TEABAGGERS Tea Co-leaderDelivery Driver at Cushion Crew (HIRING)Married to Alpacamybags

Observed 18 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago · Torn public profile

Mr_Canuck is a level 100 player in THE TEABAGGERS who signed up on 26 May 2009. Their standout stat is Attacks won: #1,003, top 0.092% of ranked players.

#1,003 for attacks won top 0.092% of ranked players
#1,488 for money mugged top 0.18% of ranked players
Signed up 26 May 2009 (17 years ago)
93 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 18 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,765 others top 0.31%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 6,324; #117,961 tied with 86 others top 4.7%
Awards: 523; #5,067 tied with 81 others top 0.44%; +13 since Jan
Networth: $4,728,024,190; #39,931 top 1.7%; −3,097,494,387 since Jan
Xanax taken: 5,649; #3,299 tied with 1 other top 1.3%; +426 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 683; #10,706 tied with 7 others top 8.6%; +125 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 2,176; #4,071 tied with 2 others top 1.6%; +119 since Jan
Attacks won: 25,891; #1,003 top 0.092%; +2,279 since Jan
Defends won: 857; #9,055 tied with 8 others top 1.3%; +105 since Jan
Revives given: 154; #13,848 tied with 45 others top 18%; +2 since Jan
People busted: 2,703; #4,125 tied with 2 others top 2.4%; +24 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 120,457; #4,493 top 0.96%; +11,551 since Jan
Races won: 194; #22,357 tied with 81 others top 16%; +90 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,331; #20,757 tied with 19 others top 9.6%; +71 since Jan
Time played (days): 192.7; #3,498 top 0.25%; +20 since Jan

What stands out 6

#1,003

Combat

Attacks won

25,891 top 0.092%

#1,488

Combat

Money mugged

$4,636,012,576 top 0.18%

#509

Jail

Times jailed

3,263 top 0.059%

#3,498

Activity

Time played

192.7 top 0.25%

#896

Economy

Items bought

222,203 top 0.17%

#400tied with 1 other

Drugs

Vicodin taken

tied with 1 other

754 top 0.19%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 13 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+13	510	523
Networth	−3,097,494,387	$7,825,518,577	$4,728,024,190
Xanax taken	+426	5,223	5,649
Energy drinks used	+125	558	683
Energy refills	+119	2,057	2,176
Attacks won	+2,279	23,612	25,891
Defends won	+105	752	857
Revives given	+2	152	154
People busted	+24	2,679	2,703
Criminal offenses	+11,551	108,906	120,457
Races won	+90	104	194
Times traveled	+71	1,260	1,331
Time played (days)	+20	172.7	192.7

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 18 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago

Xanax taken: 5,649; #3,299 tied with 1 other top 1.3%
Energy refills: 2,176; #4,071 tied with 2 others top 1.6%
Energy drinks used: 683; #10,706 tied with 7 others top 8.6%
Stat enhancers used: 2; #3,347 tied with 1,301 others top 37%
Boosters used: 405; #8,012 tied with 33 others top 5.7%
Elo rating: 2,604; #3,633 tied with 17 others top 0.19%
Best damage: 10,554; #7,596 tied with 1 other top 0.53%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 18 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 234 · archived: 93 · threads started (archived): 11

Threads started 5 most recent

Sothwarts is looking for you Faction Recruitment · 2 Jan 2024 · 12 replies
Selling Dual Axes 500m Trading Post · 21 Nov 2023 · 1 reply
S DUAL AXES Trading Post · 9 Sep 2023 · 3 replies
Mission Bugs & Issues · 24 Mar 2023 · 1 reply
Dual axes Trading Post · 9 Mar 2023 · 1 reply

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Company Pack n Load → Cushion Crew (HIRING) between 18 Jan and 18 Sep
Faction position Leader → Co-leader between 18 Jan and 18 Sep

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