Alpacamybags

[2106093] Level 99 Heroic Punchbag

Druggies in Snuggies DiS DopeheadQuality Controller at Top Wax (FULL)Married to Mr_Canuck

Observed 25 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old · Torn public profile

Alpacamybags is a level 99 player in Druggies in Snuggies who signed up on 6 Mar 2018. Their standout stat is Time played: #699, top 0.049% of ranked players.

#699 for time played top 0.049% of ranked players
#1,144 for best damage top 0.08% of ranked players
Signed up 6 Mar 2018 (8 years ago)
607 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 25 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 99; #7,767 tied with 954 others top 0.34%; +5 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 3,093; #677,561 tied with 213 others top 27%
Awards: 483; #8,836 tied with 105 others top 0.77%; +23 since Jan
Networth: $450,646,922; #98,725 top 4.2%; −3,766,679,194 since Jan
Xanax taken: 3,259; #10,330 tied with 4 others top 3.9%; +576 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 577; #11,980 tied with 14 others top 9.6%; +37 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 727; #18,952 tied with 23 others top 7.7%; +116 since Jan
Attacks won: 9,806; #10,001 tied with 2 others top 0.92%; +1,510 since Jan
Defends won: 559; #14,187 tied with 17 others top 2.1%; +48 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 400; #18,915 tied with 22 others top 11%; +245 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 84,350; #10,350 top 2.2%; +8,853 since Jan
Races won: 27; #69,413 tied with 835 others top 52%; +1 since Jan
Times traveled: 384; #58,334 tied with 80 others top 27%; +37 since Jan
Time played (days): 394.5; #699 top 0.049%; +50.5 since Jan

What stands out 6

#699

Activity

Time played

394.5 top 0.049%

#1,144

Combat

Best damage

26,257 top 0.08%

#1,129

Hospital

Times hospitalized

20,247 top 0.056%

#1,756

Combat

Largest mug

$219,757,096 top 0.22%

#1,337

Items

Dump finds

5,649 top 0.16%

#242tied with 3 others

Economy

Auction sales

tied with 3 others

361 top 0.35%

Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 13 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+5	94	99
Awards	+23	460	483
Networth	−3,766,679,194	$4,217,326,116	$450,646,922
Xanax taken	+576	2,683	3,259
Energy drinks used	+37	540	577
Energy refills	+116	611	727
Attacks won	+1,510	8,296	9,806
Defends won	+48	511	559
People busted	+245	155	400
Criminal offenses	+8,853	75,497	84,350
Races won	+1	26	27
Times traveled	+37	347	384
Time played (days)	+50.5	344	394.5

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 25 Aug 2026 · about 5 weeks old

Xanax taken: 3,259; #10,330 tied with 4 others top 3.9%
Energy refills: 727; #18,952 tied with 23 others top 7.7%
Energy drinks used: 577; #11,980 tied with 14 others top 9.6%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 361; #9,597 tied with 44 others top 6.8%
Elo rating: 2,445; #6,707 tied with 21 others top 0.35%
Best damage: 26,257; #1,144 top 0.08%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 22 Jan 2026 and 25 Aug 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 637 · archived: 607 · threads started (archived): 48

Threads started 5 most recent

Buying primary RW @ 5.8m/bunker buck Trading Post · 17 Feb · 101 replies
Looking for 8* or higher candle shop job Company Recruitment · 1 Oct 2025 · 0 replies
Chat 3 making torn slow Bugs & Issues · 24 Jun 2025 · 6 replies
Chat 3.0 is here!! General Discussion · 8 Apr 2025 · 246 replies
Wheel of awesome Bugs & Issues · 1 Apr 2025 · 3 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Joined Druggies in Snuggies [DiS] (from Chatty Chatty Bang Bang [CCBB]) between 22 Jan and 25 Aug
Left Chatty Chatty Bang Bang [CCBB] (moved to Druggies in Snuggies [DiS]) between 22 Jan and 25 Aug

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