ThickJesus

[1296839] Level 53 Supreme Socialite

Sovereign SOV LeaderMarried to xbadbitchx

Observed 18 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago · Torn public profile

ThickJesus is a level 53 player in Sovereign who signed up on 30 Jul 2009. Their standout stat is Best kill streak: #12,814 (tied with 150 others), top 1.1% of ranked players.

#12,814 (tied with 150 others) for best kill streak top 1.1% of ranked players
#14,466 for city items bought top 1.3% of ranked players
Signed up 30 Jul 2009 (17 years ago)
42 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 18 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

All stats ›

Level: 53; #42,663 tied with 1,030 others top 1.7%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 6,259; #123,381 tied with 88 others top 5%
Awards: 331; #32,049 tied with 183 others top 2.8%; +2 since Jan
Networth: $149,312,637; #135,683 top 5.8%; −32,854,296,193 since Jan
Xanax taken: 39; #107,103 tied with 840 others top 41%; 0 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 12; #57,175 tied with 1,457 others top 47%; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 33; #102,199 tied with 1,059 others top 42%; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 996; #71,543 tied with 36 others top 6.6%; 0 since Jan
Defends won: 187; #40,429 tied with 208 others top 6%; +2 since Jan
Revives given: 1; #67,047 tied with 11,142 others top 100%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 261; #24,657 tied with 69 others top 15%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 25,388; #37,438 top 8%; 0 since Jan
Races won: 62; #49,408 tied with 358 others top 37%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 75; #111,508 tied with 405 others top 52%; 0 since Jan
Time played (days): 31.9; #34,425 top 2.4%; +0.1 since Jan

What stands out 6

#12,814tied with 150 others

Combat

Best kill streak

tied with 150 others

250 top 1.1%

#14,466

Economy

City items bought

34,333 top 1.3%

#7,515tied with 2 others

Communication

Mails sent

tied with 2 others

3,029 top 1.4%

#2,576tied with 2 others

Communication

Mails sent to friends

tied with 2 others

1,899 top 1.6%

#34,425

Activity

Time played

31.9 top 2.4%

#11,809tied with 1 other

Economy

Job points used

tied with 1 other

20,606 top 1.7%

Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 4 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+2	329	331
Networth	−32,854,296,193	$33,003,608,830	$149,312,637
Defends won	+2	185	187
Time played (days)	+0.1	31.9	31.9

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 18 Sep 2026 · 8 days ago

Xanax taken: 39; #107,103 tied with 840 others top 41%
Energy refills: 33; #102,199 tied with 1,059 others top 42%
Energy drinks used: 12; #57,175 tied with 1,457 others top 47%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 21; #64,743 tied with 877 others top 47%
Elo rating: 1,040; #128,953 tied with 630 others top 6.8%
Best damage: 3,360; #48,197 tied with 13 others top 3.4%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 18 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 45 · archived: 42 · threads started (archived): 3

Threads started 3 most recent

A Farewell After 6000 Days in Torn Fun & Games · 8 Jan · 129 replies
Subscription issue Bugs & Issues · 20 Jul 2015 · 2 replies
Banner Auction (ENDED) Graphics · 18 Jun 2015 · 3 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Company Threads & Needles(hiring) → none between 18 Jan and 18 Sep

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