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Forum posts (Torn's count): 312 observed 18 Sep 2026
Archived posts: 230
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Staff Edit: Discrimination Graveyard · 11 Jul 2020 · 2 replies · 65 views
The truth General Non-related · 10 Dec 2019 · 7 replies · 35 views
Education General Discussion · 9 Apr 2018 · 8 replies · 177 views
Tried to pick it up for over a half hour. Bugs & Issues · 13 Apr 2016 · 1 reply · 15 views
Donald Trump Needs To Win Graveyard · 26 Feb 2016 · 3 replies · 68 views
Donald Trump Needs To Win... Graveyard · 25 Feb 2016 · 3 replies · 55 views
Lost Page Numbers Bugs & Issues · 16 Sep 2015 · 15 replies · 88 views
Getting Old Fast General Discussion · 19 Aug 2015 · 15 replies · 449 views
Laptop Newspaper Bugs & Issues · 18 Aug 2015 · 7 replies · 36 views
Travel Suggestion Suggestions · 17 Aug 2015 · 8 replies · 74 views
Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy TV & Movies · 5 Aug 2015 · 1 reply · 19 views
Men Vs. Women General Non-related · 29 Jul 2015 · 79 replies · 740 views
Question About The 1969 Moon Landing... General Non-related · 21 Jul 2015 · 67 replies · 498 views
Help With Titles... TV & Movies · 29 May 2015 · 2 replies · 26 views
In The Hospital While Traveling Suggestions · 6 May 2015 · 3 replies · 52 views
In The Hospital While Traveling... Questions & Answers · 6 May 2015 · 2 replies · 74 views
In Response To My Warning... Graveyard · 27 Nov 2014 · 15 replies · 146 views
Need To Get Laid Graveyard · 27 Nov 2014 · 1 reply · 144 views

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FREE give-away - CLOSED till further notice. · 27 Sep 2015 · 4 likes

From age 13-18, a woman is like Africa : virgin & unexplored.

From age 18-30, she is like Asia : wild & exotic.

From age 30-45, she is like the U.S.A. : fully-developed & free with her resources.

From age 45-60, she is like Europe : well explored, nearly worn out; but still has points of interest.

From age 60 on, she is like Australia : everyone knows it's down there, but no one really cares.

FREE give-away - CLOSED till further notice. · 7 Sep 2015 · 3 likes

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FREE give-away - CLOSED till further notice. · 6 Sep 2015 · 3 likes

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Make a sentence from letters · 26 Aug 2015 · 2 likes

Wtf?sorry peeps...dont know what went wrong?

Where's The Farm? South Over Rural Road Yetterman...Peter Evans Eats Pie Still... Down On North Tree... Kattie Norton Ordered Waffles...Walter's House At Top...Went Every Night Tommy...When Roger Ordered Nightly Grub.

Scary stories in 5 words · 24 Aug 2015 · 2 likes

Cannibalism Cures Cancer, Doctors Agree.

Recent archived posts

Staff Edit: Discrimination · 11 Jul 2020, 00:42 TCT

THIS GAME SUCKS SHITTY HORSE COCK!!!!

The truth · 11 Dec 2019, 22:53 TCT

Ahh...But not the same song...

The truth · 11 Dec 2019, 22:17 TCT

Nope...Try Again...

The truth · 11 Dec 2019, 21:03 TCT

It's interesting that no one gets the reference to what is a great song.

The truth · 10 Dec 2019, 22:18 TCT

You have no idea how difficult is is to hold a half gallon of moo juice & polish the one eyed gopher while doing 75 in an 18-wheeler.

Education · 9 Apr 2018, 03:08 TCT · 1 like

Will all the changes & updates being applied, does anyone know is there will be new education classes added?

People in federal jail's company? · 25 Apr 2016, 23:08 TCT · 1 like

Maybe there could be an auction for those companies. I've seen profiles of people that haven't been on in years (over 3000 days). These people have private islands. I'm sure something could be set up.

Get A Free Prize · 16 Apr 2016, 18:50 TCT · 1 like

MarlonBrando was added to your friends list. :)

Fake green egg not clickable · 13 Apr 2016, 05:19 TCT

http://www.torn.com/userimages.php?XID=1300167

Tried to pick it up for over a half hour. · 13 Apr 2016, 04:52 TCT

http://www.torn.com/userimages.php?XID=1300167

There is a bug preventing me from picking this up. Credit me this green egg.

You Are Given An Unlimited Supply Of Something... · 9 Apr 2016, 06:49 TCT

You get pulled into outer space

Unlimited Sleep...

You Are Given An Unlimited Supply Of Something... · 8 Apr 2016, 18:14 TCT

They are all 70's text games on a old Apple computer.

Unlimited Orgasms....

You Are Given An Unlimited Supply Of Something... · 7 Apr 2016, 17:40 TCT

They are all teaspoons

unlimited love...

You Are Given An Unlimited Supply Of Something... · 7 Apr 2016, 15:58 TCT

They're all make-believe

unlimited birthday presents...

You Are Given An Unlimited Supply Of Something... · 7 Apr 2016, 10:43 TCT

A ton of people show up at your house and refuse to leave.

Unlimited sex with your fantasy man / woman?

You Are Given An Unlimited Supply Of Something... · 7 Apr 2016, 10:29 TCT

But it's all colored little girl pink.

unlimited bad luck....

Donald Trump Needs To Win · 26 Feb 2016, 03:02 TCT

And you're a shining example of why it's legal to kill retards in Texas.

Donald Trump Needs To Win · 26 Feb 2016, 02:44 TCT

F.U.C.K. all you little n.i.g.g.e.r. loving f.a.g.g.o.t.s. And to whoever reported my post.....I suggest you watch a movie called "A Serbian Film". There's a scene at the end the a father shoves his d.i.c.k. up his eight year old son's ass and gives him an anal creampie. If you love the f.a.g.s. so much, maybe that visual will finally help you orgasm.

Donald Trump Needs To Win... · 25 Feb 2016, 10:09 TCT

...So that all you stupid spick, ****** torncitys get the f**k out of MY country. That way Ched"f**k me in the ass"burn will have to stay over there in gay as f**k England. And you dumb as shit spicks & ******s will leave our women alone. Get the f**k out of MY country, you lazy, worthless pieces of dog shit!!!!

hi · 20 Dec 2015, 07:23 TCT

Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say I must be going. I'm glad I came but just the same I must be going.