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You Are Given An Unlimited Supply Of Something... · · 27 likes


The One Catch? The Next Person Sets A Condition!



So I got this off George Takei's wall, and I think it was started on Reddit but it could be fun here too.

You get to choose 1 thing you want an unlimited supply of, but the next poster sets a condition to it. Here are a few examples to get us started.

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-48% Addiction +8% Gym +8 Travel -18% OD +5% Happy · · 59 likes


About Us

Faction life is probably the best aspect of Torn and attacking with a team is a whole different experience to playing solo.

This is something all ViN members share, as we love working together towards building a faction we can call home. 

If you are interested in joining is, it's important you fit in as a person. If you like having a laugh but also being around good people and playing this game competitively and will be serious about chaining, come join us. We can be a little dirty so we come with an R rating. Nudes are helpful, but not necessary. 

We are a warring faction and you will have to pull your weight as a team mate. We don't take well to freeloaders and expect everyone to contribute and earn the spoils. That being said, we always make time to train inbetween wars, so both your stats and your bloodlust will be satisfied. 

CHAINING IS BAE, IF YOU THINK CHAINING IS BAE TOO AND YOU HUNGER FOR A TEAM TO KILL WITH, GET IN FRIEND!

If you are a new player and you're really interested in learning how to play Torn, and you'd love a team to talk to and learn from, we are very friendly towards players who want to learn and improve their Torn characters. Our entire team has been trained by our seniors and in return they teach and train our new members. One of our mottos is that we help those who are willing to help themselves first and will pay it forward when the time comes! You must log on daily, you must like to learn!


Upgrades

We love upgrades and we love gaining respect in war so we can get more upgrades! Yep that's what it's about, upgrades make us stronk and happy! Almost like milk. 

Sweet, sweet upgrades. We can't get enough and are willing to chain hard for them. 

 

 

Toleration:
50% Reduction of Drug Addiction Rate
27% Reduction of Overdose Chances
30% Reduction of Passive Negatives from Drugs and Addiction

Excursion
9 Increase in Item Capacity While Travelling

Voracity
4 Hour Increase in Booster Cooldown

Steadfast:
8% Increase for Defense Gym Gains
9% Increase for Dexterity Gym Gains
9% Increase for Strength Gym Gains
9% Increase for Speed Gym Gains

 

 

Requirements 
 
We ain't no charity so you're gonna have to pull your weight and look really cool while you're doing what you do. If you got the coolness down, all you need to do is get good at these: 
  • Log on daily and be active in faction chat. **** off if you're shy. 
  • Meet our minimum chain requirements. Seriously, you are expected to chain or you won't fit in and won't be welcome.
  • Train minimum 300 Energy per day during training. 
  • Use all your nerve doing safe crimes to improve your crime xp. We have lots of beer for you to add to that.
  • Be hungry to learn and grow. We teach noobs and will help those willing to help themselves. 
  • Be very very sexy, but also very very active and log in daily. 
  • Know how to use words to make us laugh, preferably in faction chat, often. 
  • Use Tornstats
  • Do not beg. Your team is your family, as in your brothers and sisters. You will get a ton of value from the expertise and the help provided, but you gotta give it back in your own way. 
  • Become a donator. We don't expect anyone to use RL money, but you gotta be willing to learn how to make enough Torn cash to provide for yourself, including being able to afford a DP per month using in-game currency. We'll help you learn how to do that.
Available to you
  • A kick ass team of experienced and helpful players
  • Meds for war
  • Xanax and Points for bigger chains
  • Lots of beer. Seriously, lots of beer. 
  • A team who love to chain and grow.
  • Lots of helpful guides in our forums and team members who answer questions about the game.
  • Upgrades to improve your game including stat gains, drug effect reductions and more travel items
  • Help and advise to build your stats, as well as XTC and LSD during training breaks. 
  • An awesome experience 
Got it? Ready to apply? 

First sacrifice this cute kitten by clicking on it and you will be redirected to our faction page. Post your stats in your application. 


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(If you wussed out, click here: http://www.torn.com/factions.php?step=profile&ID=8819 so we can reject you, you weak ****! Go kill the kitten already!)

 

 

Movie Bacon · · 18 likes

Use of Keyboard Arrows for City Finds · · 114 likes


What if we could use our keyboard arrow keys to move around the city map? It would be nice to have this functionality for our city searches.

The original suggestion is from Tony Stark:

"If map is able to move with keyboard's arrow keys, it will be more easier to find items and more compatible with small screen. Is this possible in browser?"

Chain Timer Whilst Abroad/Travelling · · 97 likes


Especially with the changes to chaining now, it's even more important for us to be able to see the chain count when we are abroad.

It would make sense for factions to have players stationed in other countries during a chain, or for players who happen to be abroad to be made aware when their team is chaining and when to join in.

(Additionally, but not essential, it would be great to be able to watch my faction chain while I'm on a plane. Travel is so boring, I'd at least like to see my faction's chain box)

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Eid Mubarak !!! ·

Selamat Hari Raya - walaupun lewat!

Buying Vae Victis Completion ·

Looking for someone with 17.5b total. Will pay 5m for successful completion. 

Migration not completed? ·

Yep same.

 

Migration not complete.

Is bogie alright? ·

Not just scary for kids

Fedded Archives ·

Thank you! Good move for all!

Fedded Archives ·

I don't know. 

Fedded Archives · · 1 like

It's not against the law to share something a friend tells you, and for that to be reshared.

 

You're really exagerating if you think people need "permission" for this. You can hardly criminilize or ban someone for gossiping.

Fedded Archives · · 3 likes

This.

 

Why does Torn let things escalate to this extent. For years people have been speaking out about harassment and discrimination, as well as on the high level of toxicity in the forums. I won't even start on global chat.

 

Kind of embarassing when the game you play has to come with a disclaimer warning people you care about.

Fedded Archives · · 21 likes

07:11:01 - 21/11/24 bogie deleted your post in Fedded Archives in General Discussion : [post 25377720 deleted]

 

10:20:25 - 20/11/24 bogie deleted your post in Fedded Archives in General Discussion : [post 25374506 deleted]

 

What rules did I break that staff deemed it necessary/acceptable to delete my comments? 

 

Staff not liking people talking about their actions,.does not mean they should change/manipulate any actions I take in this game as is intended by the game and within the rules. 

 

I was also on-topic: this is a thread about feddings. 

 

 

 

This is not ok.

Fedded Archives · · 6 likes

As you highlight this has been an ongoing issue in Torn, and Joe Chedburn (the managing director and actual human running a sizeable company, not the play figure) has chosen to take zero responsibility for this. It's come to a point where his highest in charge + their family are directly affected. 

My only hope is that Torn LTD takes a real stance in regards to harassment, doxxing, discrimination, and the likes. It's an extremely toxic community, and to date, most of us have felt that Chedburn gets a laugh from this because it's "a crime game afterall". The truth is the damage is real, and as sad as I am for Bogie's experience, in a way I am hopeful it will finally lead to some important changes for the game and its players. 

The things Torn LTD has been allowing for decades are not ok. And if it takes the Community Manager becoming a target and victim for the x-thousand players to finally be protected whilst playing this game, I consider it a necessary and welcome evil. That being said, I wish Joshua all the best in life, and if I'm genuine, would recommend a better career choice given what happened here. I certainly would never stay with a company if I had a similar experience. Nobody needs a specific job that desperately.  

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Looking for 10* Pub, 10* Amusement Park or 10* Meat Warehouse

 

Manual labor 232,877

Intelligence 269,536

Endurance 195,115

Total 697,528

 

Preferably paid. Offers for any other company type will be ignored.

Is today Torn's best day ever? · · 2 likes

It's been a while since I've had this much fun on Torn. 

HerrSchmidt eats Massive Humble Pie ·

Yep. Something different for a change. 

Dirty Bomb: Who. And what · · 3 likes

Why today, of all days, is pretty obvious. 

The airport is temporarily closed due to reports.. · · 2 likes

Proxima still stuck on a delayed flight to Mexico. 

The airport is temporarily closed due to reports.. · · 8 likes

This is got to be the best use of a DB! Well done!!! One to remember!

TTT - Torn Wide Comp for June! Sign Ups Closed! ·

Sounds good

Highest Racing Skill ·

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=16&t=16302958&b=0&a=0&start=0&to=22933256

Yep Data. That's mental.

Highest Racing Skill ·

We were chatting in faction chat about the highest racing skill and some think it's capped at 100. I don't think that's possible that someone has reached that.

Who currently holds the honor of having Torns highest racing skill?

Slots - Remove the animation ·

There's a reason the slots have a very high ratio of cheaters winning them.

It's absolutely no fun for a human being to use.