Hello ugly bastard. How are you I dont care. Last year after Mr Ms Torn I make special game for benefit of dirty ugly son Kenny who was jealous because face is like waxwork of Rob Schneider melt in furnace. Kenny has surgery now and he look great. See?
Now it is me who is feeling like so much piece of shit. I want to forget I have face like old man beanbag and to help have done this I will like to laugh at ugly bastard again. Send me ugly picture now or tomorrow or day after.
Leslie as prize will give to five winners of boy and girl competition one of Kenny special paper bag item - I use for when he was having a face like back end of prolapse dachshund. Chedburn say this will be give after competition when it is made. Probably "soon" if i have to have guess.
Here is details for people who dumb and ugly at same time:
Post picture of you being ugly or weird or funny looking.
If you too sexy you no win, understand? That mean no tittie for lady at least.
Hello again fugly people. It is time once again for Choke Me Leslie, competition for unfortunate looking idiot to win prize for lack of dignity and love life. If you too stupid and gross to win Mr Ms Torn competition this is place for you to shine like greasy mongrel you are.
Leslie ugly contest is back with new name call of Leslie Freakshow. Leslie force by Torn to change theme because pervert keep send us picture of poop and blood every year. Leslie like this but I guess this is PG 13 and the lil kiddies play here. Leslie hear on grape of vines that TornCon gonna be like daycare center.
Anyway, rules is simple. Make yourself look f****ed up in the face and or body. This is opposite of Mr and Ms Torn where people have nice face but f***ed up personality. You can be in underwear if want, or can keep dignity. Leslie no care. Leslie only ask that no body fluids come out, that mean sick, poop, pee, sex wet, lady blood, ear mess, nose booger, or any of that. Just because leslie use gif of puppet being sick does not mean you can be sick and take photo and win yes? Becaues no. You be creative this year yes? Leslie give you special reward for best yes? Yes. Good.
RULES
Take a picture of yourself looking strange, grotesque, or utterly f****d up. You must be in the picture yourself.
Include your player name and ID and the year somewhere in the photo. It cannot be edited in afterward
No bodily fluids. Keep it PG-13 or Leslie will watch you take a cold shower
You may enter up to three images in the same post
The competition will run until 23:59:59 on the 4th Of September after which entries will not be counted
The top ten and the top three winners will be selected by the Community Events team
PRIZES
1st place: Gold ribbon + honor bar + 1,000 points + special gift + Gold Prize Pool Pick
2nd place: Silver ribbon + 500 points + special gift + Silver Prize Pool Pick
3rd place: Bronze ribbon + 250 points + special gift + Bronze Prize Pool Pick
Your Grammar is appalling I visit her yesterday she smell like ripe meat. Probably dead. Leslie dont care. She not struggle when I take jewelry so why not?
Stupid Ms Torn competition is for girl who need wash and good dinner. My daughter tried to enter but I locked her under stairs. Mr Torn is no better. Men pretend to be funny tough guy like Arnold Schwarzenegger or Danny De Vito. Twins is great movie. Leslie was a twin but I ate my brother in womb.
What was I talking about? Oh yes. Why no ugly bastard ever win anything? I know what it likes to be ugly. Leslie grew up very hairy little boy. And why no women send me pictures of feet like I ask? I do it polite and in all capital letters so you know it is safe. What more do you want? Blood? I can send blood. Not mine, but I still send.
I have make new competition. Better competition. This time for ugly idiots like my bastard son Kenny. He cry everyday because of his crippled face. Costs me too much for tissues. I think this is why he uses them anyway. I stole cash from casino to pay for this. Big cash prize probably for you maybe if lucky. So now you post me ugly picture pulling ugliest face you can on this page and I pick biggest monster in all Torn City for my bastard son to feel better about self.
RULES
Make ugly face. Post it here.
Make sure entry it has holding of you paper in photo with name, number and words Choke me Leslie wrote on.
Leslie pick three winners from everyone. No matter if man, woman, ladyboy or some kind of tree. I judge all equally, because you all equal pieces of s**t.
Don worry meanmichaels. Leslie got your hairy back. You wana look at fresh meat too i get it i feel same way as what you have thinking. Also I can tell you have nnnnnasty taste like Leslie. Kind that take hours of browse and hundred tabs to find the "special stuff" right?
That good because LESLIE FREAKSHOW WILL RETURN soon. No place for hot persons here. Leslie enjoy fugly freaks the best. if you even a 6.5 you no welcome. 6 out of 10? Forget it too handsome like handsome son handsome bryan. 5 out of 10 and below only. butterfaces at judges desecreation.
leslie working on some new rules to stop people (always guy) cover selves in shit to win. But paper bags for winner of worst faces as usual. competition coming soon and not like usual coming soon but in week maybe or two when leslie can bother to do it.
Leslie finally post result of freakshow after take time to think whether fugly bastard deserve prize for just stand there and pull face. Answer is no. True freak make effort to be wrong looking.
Winner - Teenysod - Looking at you make me find hairs in my mouth like that time i kiss dukes mother for ten minutes straight.
Second - Ho-oh - This consider classy look for lady of England on wedding day.
Second - Starbreaker - Leslie choose two second so f**k you. Good luck in get wax off of hair it hard enough when do Leslie’s back (leslie naked looks similar of goat about to be sacrifice)
Third - Aedstar - Opinion of myself having is the noodle soup extra savory when you get out. If looking to sell for business venture contact Leslie with proposal (80/20 split)
Extra bags - Salfatore, Styde, Crysta, Sharx, Kirja
Did you finish in bottom 10% of Mr. and Ms. Torn? Have you got kind of face only mother could love or sit on when she’s drunk? Then Leslie’s Freakshow is the competition for you and your ugly friends!
Leslie hate the Mr. and Ms. Torn contest because if my son handsome Bryan enter every year he win both male female category - sometimes i forget he is a boy with his milky soft skin. Sorry I get distracted. Forget showing off ass or testicle or approval of basement crotch touchers, I am preferring those who are brutally disfigured or butt-ugly. If you are a 5 out of 10 this is contest for you I promise!!!!
All you have to do to enter is create picture of yourself looking as weird, freaky, or disgusting as possible. Dress up like a ghoul or make yourself have extra five arms or deliberately scar yourself with hot knives. Anything strange is good to me. Think of old times freak shows and then do a modern idea so Leslie doesn't get in trouble from awake people on internet. Some even say Leslie broken English is offensive so I had to take class to get better. I then realize all people who said this would do very good in this contest because they have face like smashed avocado.
Ten people win paper bags for this contest. Leslie steamed them clean himself.
RULES
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Take a picture of yourself looking strange, grotesque, ugly, or just utterly f****d up.[/background]
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]You must be in the picture, and digital editing must be kept to a bare minimum.[/background]
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Include your player name or ID and the year in the photo. This cannot be edited in afterward.[/background]
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]For the love of God, keep your entry PG-13.[/background]
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]You may enter only one image in this competition, so make it good.
Leslie's broken English is not offensive, it is written by a genuine Laotian whose own grasp of the language has slowly improved during his time writing for this character. You have no evidence to say otherwise.[/background]
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]The competition will run until 23:59:59 on September 1st.[/background]
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]The top ten and the top three winners will be selected by the Community Events team.[/background]
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]The decision of the judges shall be final and no correspondence or discussion shall be entered into.[/background]
PRIZES
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]1st place: Gold ribbon + honor bar + 1,000 points + special gift + 3 Stat Enhancers[/background]
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]2nd place: Silver ribbon + 500 points + special gift + 2 Stat Enhancers[/background]
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]3rd place: Bronze ribbon + 250 points + special gift + 1 Stat Enhancer[/background]
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Top Ten: Paper Bag[/background]
1st: aedstar [2719074] - leslie is simple man of simple pleasure. i see woman cover in mayonnaise i give her reward. this is true in everyday life too.
2nd: Crysta [2375895] - leslie enjoy that you had feeling of real freak so much that even hen not touch you. leslie think animal know more than human sometimes. you ever notice how cat wont go near shirley no more??? they know secret truth.
3rd: PingyTalk [2683729] - leslie think you put good effort to look dead. if you have used trojan in mouth maybe win?
Leslie also chosen seven player to win paper bag with main winners
Leslie ugly contest is back earlier than ever! Because freaks deserve limelight too not just handsome Bryans like Bryan Goslings.
[image: i.imgur.com]If this is you do not enter Leslie contest is no contest for hunks.
Competition is to make self look worst as possible in freaky or ugly way. Maybe use makeup or get into real life accident i dont care. Photo have to be PG-13 so no show your balls and Leslie not impress by poop or pee no more so be clever. Make self look real f**ked up. If you pull bad face and think you get prize you think again and this time think the answer of no. Make leslie sick in mouth and you get a prize. Easy peas lemon squeezing.
RULES
Take a picture of yourself looking strange, grotesque, ugly, or just utterly f****d up.
You must be in the picture yourself - it cannot be a picture of your ugly friend.
Include your player name or ID and the year in the photo. This cannot be edited in afterward.
Keep your entry PG-13 or we will use your photos to set up an Onlyfans.
You may enter up to three images in the same post, but we’d prefer one good one.
The competition will run until 23:59:59 on July 1st after which entries will not be counted.
The top ten and the top three winners will be selected by the Community Events team.
The decision of the judges shall be final and no correspondence or discussion shall be entered into.
PRIZES
1st place: Gold ribbon + honor bar + 1,000 points + special gift + Gold Prize Pool Pick
2nd place: Silver ribbon + 500 points + special gift + Silver Prize Pool Pick
3rd place: Bronze ribbon + 250 points + special gift + Bronze Prize Pool Pick
If pretty Torn girls have stop dont do it for you no more give old Laotian man a chance. Leslie humiliate you in way you dont even think of (mostly body shame)
is anything more of ugly than childbirth? no. infant are parasite. leslie make his children work on farm from age of 3. farm not even own by leslie i just want bastard out of house. except handsome son handsome bryan. where is handsome bryan? who has my handsome bryan?
Yes that bitch racist she tell me "f**k off back to Laos ben dan bastard " every time I go find out fortune of missing son handsome bryan. He's so handsome and missing.
Leslie ugly contest is back with new name call of Leslie Freakshow. Leslie force by Torn to change theme because pervert keep send us picture of poop and blood every year. Leslie like this but I guess this is PG 13 and the lil kiddies play here. Leslie hear on grape of vines that TornCon gonna be like daycare center.
Anyway, rules is simple. Make yourself look f****ed up in the face and or body. This is opposite of Mr and Ms Torn where people have nice face but f***ed up personality. You can be in underwear if want, or can keep dignity. Leslie no care. Leslie only ask that no body fluids come out, that mean sick, poop, pee, sex wet, lady blood, ear mess, nose booger, or any of that. Just because leslie use gif of puppet being sick does not mean you can be sick and take photo and win yes? Becaues no. You be creative this year yes? Leslie give you special reward for best yes? Yes. Good.
RULES
Take a picture of yourself looking strange, grotesque, or utterly f****d up. You must be in the picture yourself.
Include your player name and ID and the year somewhere in the photo. It cannot be edited in afterward
No bodily fluids. Keep it PG-13 or Leslie will watch you take a cold shower
You may enter up to three images in the same post
The competition will run until 23:59:59 on the 4th Of September after which entries will not be counted
The top ten and the top three winners will be selected by the Community Events team
PRIZES
1st place: Gold ribbon + honor bar + 1,000 points + special gift + Gold Prize Pool Pick
2nd place: Silver ribbon + 500 points + special gift + Silver Prize Pool Pick
3rd place: Bronze ribbon + 250 points + special gift + Bronze Prize Pool Pick
Here are Leslie pick for top ten. Some of you freak real disgusting. Too disgusting to win. I say make it gross not inhuman. Leslie need cold shower and lie down then bleach for eyeball.
Hello again fugly people. It is time once again for Choke Me Leslie, competition for unfortunate looking idiot to win prize for lack of dignity and love life. If you too stupid and gross to win Mr Ms Torn competition this is place for you to shine like greasy mongrel you are.
Leslie has already sell beretta pico and other special item at very fine price. next special sale at 13:38. leslie delay because of bastard attack me. here is list of bastard.
Leslie make decision. It take me time after vomit long time. Leslie give special paper bag to five men five lady. Leslie also give top three prize of ribbon to best three of all. Here is best five men.
MENS WINNERS
MEN
Heasleys4hemp - Leslie impress when player not care of reputation or dignity. Heasley private message to say is real s**t he did too. Dedication.
Katypatra - Leslie not know what crap glue to face. Leslie notice you make self moral ugly because make joke of epstein and pedo plane. Leslie not judge. Leslie like immoral woman. Leslie met third wife breaking second wife from prison.
Hello disgusting freak. You are all so sad now after see of so handsome Mr and Ms Torn people that you think OH NO I NEVER WIN ANYTHING well this is wrong you won ugly face. Now time for putting it to use on something other than scare children by enter LESLIE COMPETITION OF I HATE MR AND MS TORN. aka CHOKE ME LESLIE
Post picture of you being ugly or weird or gross looking. It can be face or body or arm but not fully naked ass**** or special area.
If you too sexy you lose. Be clever to make Leslie smile.
If picture is too bad even for pervert do not send. You ban from Torn.
You enter many times as want. Everyone has name and "Choke Me Leslie" write on a sign.
Competition end in two week. Friday 16 August. At night time stop. Midnight I call it.
Why not you make you feel better by showing Torn your hideous face? Or hideous ass I dont care. Leslie not discriminate. Enter now you ugly sow. Prizes is ribbons and points and I dunno mabe Leslie find somethin nice as a extra.
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