Leslie: forum

Hello ugly bastard. How are you I dont care. Last year after Mr Ms Torn I make special game for benefit of dirty ugly son Kenny who was jealous because face is like waxwork of Rob Schneider melt in furnace. Kenny has surgery now and he look great. See?

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Now it is me who is feeling like so much piece of shit. I want to forget I have face like old man beanbag and to help have done this I will like to laugh at ugly bastard again. Send me ugly picture now or tomorrow or day after.

Leslie as prize will give to five winners of boy and girl competition one of Kenny special paper bag item - I use for when he was having a face like back end of prolapse dachshund. Chedburn say this will be give after competition when it is made. Probably "soon" if i have to have guess.

Here is details for people who dumb and ugly at same time:

 

Post picture of you being ugly or weird or funny looking.

If you too sexy you no win, understand? That mean no tittie for lady at least.

If picture is too bad even for pervert do not send. I looking at you Coral. No anus.

You enter many times as want. Everyone has name and "Choke Me Leslie" write on a sign.

End is night time August 10th.

Make Leslie feel good now please.

Hello again fugly people. It is time once again for Choke Me Leslie, competition for unfortunate looking idiot to win prize for lack of dignity and love life. If you too stupid and gross to win Mr Ms Torn competition this is place for you to shine like greasy mongrel you are.


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Rules are simple like my bastard son Kenny:


Post picture of you that is gross, ugly, stupid, preferably all three. Include your face.

Do not be sexy or post sex parts in picture. No nudity. Leslie has seen enough.

Write “Choke Me Leslie” and your Torn name or ID somewhere in picture.

If you add your ID digitally Leslie will explore you digitally and disqualify you.

Enter many times as you want in the same post. I don’t care.

Remember if you look too good like my handsome son Bryan you do not win.

Competition end midnight at end of 14th August. Midnight is Leslie’s special time. Midknight is Leslie’s special friend.

Leslie choose 5 man and 5 woman for winning of Paper Bag item when competition finish.

Leslie choose overall top three for Hazmat, Skanky Doll, and Hospital Coin item. Very special. Much prized. Many entry expected.

Usual prize and ribbon too. Leslie so generous.


Good luck ugly bastard!

What that on your face? Oh it your face? Sorry I no realize hahahaha you make me lose breakfast cause of your face so ugly.

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Leslie ugly contest is back with new name call of Leslie Freakshow. Leslie force by Torn to change theme because pervert keep send us picture of poop and blood every year. Leslie like this but I guess this is PG 13 and the lil kiddies play here. Leslie hear on grape of vines that TornCon gonna be like daycare center.

Anyway, rules is simple. Make yourself look f****ed up in the face and or body. This is opposite of Mr and Ms Torn where people have nice face but f***ed up personality. You can be in underwear if want, or can keep dignity. Leslie no care. Leslie only ask that no body fluids come out, that mean sick, poop, pee, sex wet, lady blood, ear mess, nose booger, or any of that. Just because leslie use gif of puppet being sick does not mean you can be sick and take photo and win yes? Becaues no. You be creative this year yes? Leslie give you special reward for best yes? Yes. Good.

RULES

Take a picture of yourself looking strange, grotesque, or utterly f****d up. You must be in the picture yourself.

Include your player name and ID and the year somewhere in the photo. It cannot be edited in afterward

No bodily fluids. Keep it PG-13 or Leslie will watch you take a cold shower

You may enter up to three images in the same post

The competition will run until 23:59:59 on the 4th Of September after which entries will not be counted

The top ten and the top three winners will be selected by the Community Events team

PRIZES

1st place: Gold ribbon + honor bar + 1,000 points + special gift + Gold Prize Pool Pick

2nd place: Silver ribbon + 500 points + special gift + Silver Prize Pool Pick

3rd place: Bronze ribbon + 250 points + special gift + Bronze Prize Pool Pick

Top Ten: Paper Bag


PRIZE POOL

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Any posts here which do not contain entries will be deleted and proper action taken. Any entries which do not follow the rules will be disqualified.

Your Grammar is appalling I visit her yesterday she smell like ripe meat. Probably dead. Leslie dont care. She not struggle when I take jewelry so why not?

COMPETITION CLOSE NOW THANK

CARP WINNER

CORAL TWO PLACE

ALEC NUMBER THREE

THANK



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Stupid Ms Torn competition is for girl who need wash and good dinner. My daughter tried to enter but I locked her under stairs. Mr Torn is no better. Men pretend to be funny tough guy like Arnold Schwarzenegger or Danny De Vito. Twins is great movie. Leslie was a twin but I ate my brother in womb.

What was I talking about? Oh yes. Why no ugly bastard ever win anything? I know what it likes to be ugly. Leslie grew up very hairy little boy. And why no women send me pictures of feet like I ask? I do it polite and in all capital letters so you know it is safe. What more do you want? Blood? I can send blood. Not mine, but I still send.

I have make new competition. Better competition. This time for ugly idiots like my bastard son Kenny. He cry everyday because of his crippled face. Costs me too much for tissues. I think this is why he uses them anyway. I stole cash from casino to pay for this. Big cash prize probably for you maybe if lucky. So now you post me ugly picture pulling ugliest face you can on this page and I pick biggest monster in all Torn City for my bastard son to feel better about self.

RULES

Make ugly face. Post it here.

Make sure entry it has holding of you paper in photo with name, number and words Choke me Leslie wrote on.

Leslie pick three winners from everyone. No matter if man, woman, ladyboy or some kind of tree. I judge all equally, because you all equal pieces of s**t.

Leslie decision is final.

Winners win fruity ribbon and some prize I find.



Your good friend and neighbor, Leslie

Wow so many crappy joke I am impress at how bad funny you are. here are winner of great competition.

 

FIRST

Storned

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Leslie

*opens door*

*In hospital for 22 minutes*.

*Kicked in the throat by Leslie..*



SECOND

Flute95

Q: What's the difference between Leslie and Christmas Town ?

A: None, both came too soon !


THIRD

L4suicide

Why didn’t Duke get invited to the Christmas party?

Because he’s a loan-er



ANOTHER THIRD

Adrakyara

What's the difference between a fruitcake and Leslie?

One's a dry mound of old fruit and liquor you want to throw out... And the other's a cake.

Knock knock.

Who there?

Police.

Police who?

Police who come take you away for steal hair of children for make nike trainer and also for video they see of you on internet.

Hahahahaha Leslie favorite joke because true. Happen to good friend of mine. It real you know? Nike trainer have child hair in. Mostly Russian child though so not matter. But this is kind of joke I like see in cracker. You know? Explosion christmas terror parcel?

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I think this type of joke in cracker would sell million dollars. I want you to write me joke about Torn to go in cracker. Make it funny like best comedian Larry Sandler. It can be about christmas too but it doesnt have to do that. Make me laugh. Not sad.

RULES:

1 joke per person

Joke must be write by you. I will google to check

Joke must be less than too many words. Let us say 144 character like on twitters.

Make send of entry by 2 January 2019 on 11:59:59.

No racisms, sexisms or other bad things that would get you ban on internet

Winners win ribbons and my gratitude from leslie

Goodbye

Leslie disappoint at bad quality of effort. So much I only pick number one number two because number three no exist. Casino pass go to these two lady. Other one go in trash. You no deserve it.

 

Number 1 - Katypatra

Good job for go as the wall to keep immigrant out. You get some Mexican guy to buy this for you? 

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Number two - hemiGirl

I no dont what happen on here but I likes it verymuch.

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Hello friend. Leslie here and I have great prize for you in make celebrate of strange American custom of send children for begging in sexy outfit to stranger house. Leslie not wonder why you have many children on back of milk carton. Halloween seem like deliveroo for child pervert. What wrong with you?

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Anyway. Competition is to see worst most disgust and offence costume you have for halloween. What is so bad you afraid you boss see it and then fired you? Maybe you be that drug boy rapper who I see dead picture of on internet and make laugh so much. Maybe you like dress as migrant to america trap in cage? Maybe you are victim of Saudi chop house? I dont know you tell me.

If entry is extra offence maybe staff will remove so do a careful please. No nakeds. Master chedburn tell me casual racism only. He no say that really. It on you conscience if you do thing that is super bad. Competition is dead on wednesday 7th November midnight. Three winner get usual award and also casino pass Leslie stole from work. Enter many times if please. Make put your player number in picture on writing. Make Leslie happy and sad at same time.

Congratulation idiot you make very old ugly man make feel happy about broken face. Winner of award prizes are best three.

1st - Estelle

2nd - THE_LINK-64

3rd - Formalsanction

 

But not all hope gone for other because five womens five mens out of all get paper bag prize too. Here is winner of that.

 

WOMENS

Estelle - This is remind Leslie of trip I take to Liverpool as young boy. I see many horror. Poor people. Have so little yet much pride and no dignity.

JustJanet - Leslie happy to help Choke is most premium part of day.

Nicki123tw - No effort but you win because I no understand how that is actual human face I think you are a deform.

KatyPatra - You look like rapper who die of drug at 17 year old.

Rainbowsaurus - Worst one of all because of you in hospital and it mean you very sick and Leslie is very clean and you must keep away from son Bryan he can not afford get herpes again.

 

MANS

THE_LINK-64 - Why can Leslie smell this picture? And how many womens you have trap in basement?

Triplicant - Why you own body like a bent horse?

Formalsanction - Please get medicines for broken peepee bunghole and brains.

Potz91 - You are homeless man or mime I cannot tell. Your torso has very angry face.

Heresy23 - Leslie first arouse so decide not to let you win but then remember Leslie thoughts very ugly so it ok.

Why you freaks no want special item from Leslie of Paper Bag? It make special things: 

1. Hide ugly face
2. Can wear in Torn fight
3. Sell for lot of money millions probalby
4. Make you seem clever more than are
5. Turn bag around so you no see world anymore

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I give to ten people who are best five boy and best five girl winner in LESLIE UGLY B*STARD COMPETITION easy to win just be ugly and no bosom. It all over friday. Exclusive special item not get anywhere else. Chedburn promise. Dont make leslie sad.

Hello ugly bastard. How are you I dont care. Last year after Mr Ms Torn I make special game for benefit of dirty ugly son Kenny who was jealous because face is like waxwork of Rob Schneider melt in furnace. Kenny has surgery now and he look great. See?

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Now it is me who is feeling like so much piece of shit. I want to forget I have face like old man beanbag and to help have done this I will like to laugh at ugly bastard again. Send me ugly picture now or tomorrow or day after.

Leslie as prize will give to five winners of boy and girl competition one of Kenny special paper bag item - I use for when he was having a face like back end of prolapse dachshund. Chedburn say this will be give after competition when it is made. Probably "soon" if i have to have guess.

Here is details for people who dumb and ugly at same time:

 

Post picture of you being ugly or weird or funny looking.

If you too sexy you no win, understand? That mean no tittie for lady at least.

If picture is too bad even for pervert do not send. I looking at you Coral. No anus.

You enter many times as want. Everyone has name and "Choke Me Leslie" write on a sign.

End is night time August 10th.

Make Leslie feel good now please.

Pancake winner congratulation.


First prize to TxGemini I am glad your son ate my face

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Chrisxena is second prize but that duke is very bad man. He come into Leslie casino and say awful word I never heard before like ***t, a**mun**er and dirty s****y ****licker. Bad man. Good pan of cakes though.

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Third is go to Centeny for pancake that look horrible but look most like a thing most than other bad entry. I hope you do not eat because diabetes is real prize.

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killin4cash no prize for you but you make supreme effort here congratulation

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Merry pancake day Torn friend. It is me Leslie here with excellent fun contest to make best pancake of Torn City. You know one like this.

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But not s**t one like this please.

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Contest run until 18 February and rule is you can enter much time as want. Pancake must be of relation to Torn City. And because I am pain in ass I want you write your player number in batter so prove it yours hahaha good luck friend.

Leslie decision is final. Prize is something expense cost. You lucky boy and girl get going throw batter on each other thank you.

Leslie is impress of talent showing baster today but some do not have mind for hard process like this. Some use brush not baster very bad. BilateralAxe use ladle like simple man. Auriel use medical baster i do not know what is for but is disgust.

Winners of master baster are:

-John- those real ugly animal
2sox lots of animal and baster perfect score
furiousgeorge you interupt dinner to baste for leslie I appreciate
frinzell basting human worst animal of all
chrisxena baste underwater very clever

I send basters now soon as I wash them first thank you goodbye

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Hello friend. I am new to tradition of burn poultry for white people winter meal so I would grateful receive help from kind Torn friend.

I run competition. You show me picture of you baste turkey or other animal piping hot delicious. You win very own turkey baster for Torn play time.

Rule:

• Like opposite my wife you enter many times as like
• Picture is of you basting turkey or a beef or a turnip if vegetaria
• Picture is of size other competition say it should be I am too lazy to look
• Must also be having paper with name and player number on okay?
• Prize is turkey baster for best three
• Prize is also ribbon probably I think for best three
• Competition stop second of January at night time.
• Leslie choosing winner

Many thank you.

Because I am apparently creepy guy in Torn I get to decide which is creepiest poem. Here is winner.



First and winner of thing: Dagrims

Scariest part of that poem is having any wife at all. It living nightmare. But even worse when they find you talk to more attractive woman. Or, at least you think it is woman. In Torn it probably man.

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Second Place: Solon

Poem was very good like an art of a words. Be careful though. Lot of poem makers kill themselves. Dont do that.

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Third Place: Backalleybob

Thankful dirty loan shark never has a baby because he spend all day with laptop on his lap cooking baby maker. I hear from doctor friend it not even work properly anymore hahahahahahaha no serious he is nice guy and that was good poem.

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I am disappoint at level of funny in this competition. I am tempted to keep much of money for myself. So bad. Most post picture off internet or of trash costume or something. Here are people who in a way won but in real life are loser.

Winner of Number One Prize: Vinny Carwash

Looks like ballchinian from men in black. Then i watch gif and it give nightmare of time I spent with wife in Luang Prabang. You win $300,000,000 in definitely real money.


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Second of runner up is: Estellette

Usually I am most disgusting person in any room. If i in room with you, you win. Be careful not to attract bears. They not all obsess with honey like yogi bear. You win $200,000,000 in not at all fake money.

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Third and last of winner: Triplicant

I like you make refer to ladyboy drama. Why all drama i say? Live let live I say. Boy, girl, ladyboy, boylady, half man half baby. Who care? All are sexy.

Except Malaysian. I hate Malaysian. You win $100,000,000 in not counterfeit moneys.

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Hello friend. I have major great prize for all of you in celebrate of Childhood Obesity Enabling day...also know as Halloween.

Competition is for most inappropriate costume in the world ever. I need idea for party I go to of people who get offend very much. I love see them cry tears. Last year I go as Orange Juice Simpson complete with victim and glove. Very special costume. I look very handsome.

What is your best worst horrible costume? I would like to see. I am not to give instruction on thing to avoid as it is on you own back if you want appear offensive to certain people. If entry is too bad staff will remove, just like when Coral share anus with us all. Think be clever about inappropriate costume. Dont go obvious.

Prize is very secret and very expensive for first, second and third and competition end at 31st Halloween day midnight, after I finish give apple and celery to fat bastard children at my door. Sometimes I chase them, help chubby little frankenstein lose weight.

I am good person really.

Never happen. Leslie too fast like Muhammad Ali before he dead.

When you pissed on me? I no remember. Was it my birthday?

Yes ok thanks for concern guys. Leslie disappear and you all can say nothing but "oh when end competition" "oh I so pissed" "wah wah wah breast feed me mommy". You are real piece of sh*t you know. I fix wheel prize more than ever now.

For your information I had incident at whorehouse. Surgery successful. I urinate from four places. New party trick. Very nice.

Winners of ugly competition are these peoples.

1st - Carp - you are monster. I have doubt anyone beat you early and I was true. You disgust me in many way. I expect to see you face on television cop show after catch in same position outside school. Some people have face only mother could love. Your mother sit on your face so no have to look.

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2nd - Coral - Man get out anus for meagre prize. I respect. I feel we are kindred spirit. I especially like secret message of eiffel towel cushion is saying. If I get it right, is it meaning that you have bottom out, and at bottom of eiffel is pieces of shit french people? I enjoy this very much. I am glad I did not have to see into eye of sauron though. I thank staff member who save leslie.

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3rd - Alec - I think world is wrong many time. World is wrong when say beyonce talented. World is wrong when say democracy is exist. World is wrong when say Alec is not deserve of more than one vote. Alec has understated ugliness. Fact of use grocery bag for clothing show ugly life as well as face and body. You look like special brain version of johnny travolta with that hair, if instead of scientology he believe that margarine was a fruit.

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Prize will be give tomorrow when I can be bother. Which probably mean April.

I will announce winners of competition at time of evening meal tomorrow if I am not too drunk or in whorehouse. You have until then to enter. Big prize is coming for most disgusting. But some of already disgusting you are. Filthy boys and girls. Just how I like it.