Welcome to the new lotto channel dedicated to all those a*****es out there!
#aparadise or a*****e paradise is a new channel where you can be an a*****e and not be banned or frowned upon. We will turn boys into men and girls into... never mind they don't exist :D
This is just a fun channel where you can win some lottos or give some lottos away. We will one day be a talk show channel once or twice a week.
Either way come hang out with us!
PS: this isn't a channel that is going to compete with other channels and there probably won't be lottos going 24/7 cause lets be honest we are all greedy!
Prizes given out to the top 3 lotto givers per month!
Graph is defaulting to 1 year. This is probably normal, but 1 month is at the top! Nobody cares about 1 year graphs, so if this isn't normal can it be set back to 1 month.
Prices are negotiable. They are always changing so these may not always be up to date.
I'm currently buying
Stat Enhancers, Cesium, Cans, eDVD, FHC, Xanax, Drug Pack, Lottery Voucher, Donator Pack
Lottery Voucher: 800k Xanax: 800k Can of Munster: 1.3 mil Can of Santa Shooters: 1.3 mil Can of Red Cow: 1.7 mil Can of Rockstar Rudolph: 1.7 mil Can of X-MASS: 2.7 mil Can of Tourine Elite: 2.7 mil Erotic DVD: 2.3 mil Drug Pack: 4 mil FHC: 14 mil DP: 24.5 mil Cesium: 200 mil Stat Enhancer: 415 mil
Well we did it finally. We would have been done a long time ago if I wouldn’t have divorced the first time after a year. Then married doogle twice, thb, and drunkpunk haha.
Just want to thank you for all the good and fun times we’ve had on this game. The many late nights and early mornings. Me bugging you to study, take your test, harassing your friends, and me just bullying you because I can. It was wonderful and I greatly appreciate all the times we’ve had. I remember talking about how neither of us will be playing when we see 2k days married.
You sent a pair of Boxing Gloves to Kuro with the message: Finally hit 2k days
You sent a pair of Boxing Gloves to Kuro with the message: Here is another keep crushing life! Congrats!!
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Some of you may know but this is also the time I’ll be quitting torn. Having 2 kids and just a very busy life. I find torn to be less and less enjoyable. I’ve made a lot of enemies, friends, and some of you are both. Those of you that know me; know how to contact me outside of torn. Other than that you’re just a pixel to me :)