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'Nuff said. 

Granted. Your brother is in NFL. It sucks that he's benched throughout the first half of the season...and then in the one game he gets to play, he comes out with a broken arm and a twisted ankle.

I did send some flowers to the poor bloke.

I wish I could speak and write all the languages of this world fluently.

Granted.

Your life is a box of chocolates now.

From dusk to dawn, everything you do revolves around chocolates. When you get up in the morning and take a shower, the warm, steamy water is replaced by warm, steamy chocolate, which you spend hours trying to rub off. When you dress for work, you find that your shirt, your tie, your trousers...they are all crumbling to the slightest of pressure...and then you realize - they're all made of chocolates. When you make coffee, all that comes out of the machine is a thick sludge of dark chocolate...which is an exciting thought, but doesn't quite give you the caffeine rush that you need to start the day. You step outside the house and find that you have to dash to your car and crank up the AC, to prevent the melt-down of your clothes. 'Cause...you know...chocolate. Your engine starts sputtering mid-way, you're apparently out of fuel even though the indicator shows 'Full'. Somehow, the fuel had been replaced with a viscous pool of gasoline-scented chocolate. Which is freaking awesome, except your engine still wants the diesel.

You somehow get to work, and find that you've been fired. Your boss says "I am sorry Mr Bueno, but we have absolutely no position in our company for a Chocolate Connoisseur. Perhaps you should try your luck in Cadburys ?" While he's talking to you, you find that you're suddenly having a blackout. The world goes dark. Correction - Dark brown.

You wake up in a hospital bed. Doctors and nurses are running all around you. You catch faint traces of their dialogues.

"...That is simply not possible! How can a person's blood be replaced entirely by chocolate! It's ridiculous!"

"But Doctor...we've tested three times! If you don't believe me, check this out!"

You feel a hypodermic needle going into your vein. The nurse squeezes out some of the fluid that she'd taken from your veins into her palm. A Doctor scoops some of it into his finger and slips it inside his mouth.

"Gotta say...this is tasty. I mean, I don't know what the hell is going on here and I might give up my medical degree tomorrow, but damn...this chocolate is dope."

Your eyelids grow heavy. A deep sleep starts to claim you. The last thing you hear before going into a coma is the Oompa Loompa song doompa-dee-dooing merrily, as Willy Wonka's face wearing a Hannibal Lecter mask floats into your vision. He says - "I can't decide whether I want you as the starter, main course or...dessert. Maybe all three."

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I wish I could fly a spaceship.

Wish granted.

Their deaths will haunt your dreams till Kingdom come. You'll find yourself running through an endless maze, chased by naked guys with sagging buttocks and a horse's head. The MLP theme music will play in the background and it'll feature a trio-concert of Rihanna, Bieber and Rebecca Black. Your nightmare will always end with you getting pin-cushioned to a wall with huge darts shaped like horses schlong, and the last thing you'll hear before waking up sweating and screaming for your Mom, will be "Pretty Boy Swag" sung by an old, horse in a hoarse voice.

I wish I could hack into any computer in the world.

(PS - Dunno if the wish is asked for before, or if there's a unique wish only rule. )

#Attacks Payment

1 -6 attacks	250k + 1 FAK per loss
10-20 attacks	300k + 1 FAK per loss
20+ attacks	350k + 1 FAK per loss

If you are willing to chain your attack by stacking energy, I can supply the Xanax to you.

If you are willing to enter into a long-term deal (50-100) attacks, we can work out a bulk payment of your choice.

-Update 08/30/2015-

To all who helped me reach my goals, a BIG THANKS. It's been a pleasure doing business. I am not going to accept losses for a while now. In future, if I do, I'll let you all know.

Once again, THANK YOU. [:smiley:]

Where is this option?

Cheers to both posters! :)

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Can someone please clarify what this bar means?

17:24:17 - 16/01/22 You were awarded the honor: 1337 (Deal exactly 1,337 damage to an opponent in a single hit)

Yo I gotta thank IBB for this!

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