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ALL Job SPECIALS here · · 62 likes

Welcome to the mega gathering of niche specialties. Think of it as your one stop truck shop out in the middle of nowhere. We are your convenient little source at the tip of your fingers.

What are we offering? Job specialties of many kinds! No longer are we scatter throughout the wind and overlooked. Here we have 80+ people across 13 different specialties. All are ready and eagered to finally show off their abilities. For the right price.

Simply pick a service that you want and inbox me stating what you would like and what you are offering. Most of my volunteers have set rates and others are more negotiable. Either way if your offer is reasonable surely one of my associates will bite.
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Amusement Park: Free Rides
Looking for a thrill that doesn't involve the usual bullets whipping past your head? Come over and get some free rides and give yourself that much needed moral boost.

Now don't be upset that they aren't actually "free". We'll soon turn that frown upside down, along with the rest of you on these magnificent loops and corkscrews.

250 happiness for target
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Candle Shop: Meditations
Come book a session and find your inner self. Guaranteed you'll come out realizing your true potential.

Or maybe waking up in an abandoned warehouse naked and covered in peanutbutter since you decided to fall into a deep sleep, promting us to leave you outside. Your ass didn't pay for the extended session. What kind of business you think we're running here?

View someone's true level if they are level holding
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Cyber Cafe: IP Tracings
These basic hackers will track anyone who might be having a vendetta against you.

Unlike Torn's IP tracing algorithms ours are actually 100% successful and competent.

View lister of anonymous bounties
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Detective Agency: References
Need to know the skinny on who they were working for in the past or who they've been hanging with? Our agents will handle the case no matter big or small.

Outside of Torn references are commonly used to make sure a worker is qualified and isn't a lunatic. In Torn it's used to see whose the baddest of the bunch and whose just all talk.

View someone's employment and faction history
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Detective Agency: Friend or Foe
Curious about who is stalking you and their intent? Just hire our professional stalkers to out stalk your stalkers. Who knows, maybe you'll have a secret admire.

See who's friended / blacklisted you (or a target)
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Detective Agency: Watchlists
Don't ask us how we are able to pull it off. That's for us to know and for you to pay for. Extend someone's flight time by at least 90 minutes. Maybe more if you're lucky enough to not get a lazy POS to work your case.

Have someone trying to run away by flying? Extend their flight and meet them there on the other side! This is one ass beating they won't get away from.

Anonymously extend a target's flight time by 1:30 - 2:00 hours
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Hair Salon: Gossips
The network here runs deep. There's not a wallet in Torn that can escape our knowledge and for a fee we'll let you in on what someone is currently carrying.

View someone's money on hand
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Law Firm: Background Checks
At this rate people come here more for some nosy info rather than trying to find decent employees. Though we don't judge (that service is on the 3rd floor) so if you're curious about someone life and skill experience give us a call.

View someone's stats
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Logistics Management: Logistic Reports
There's only so much you can do as a director. Seems like no matter how much you try the progress is just not where you want it to be. Well you don't have to handle this alone. Our experts will come in and boost your productivity for the next week!

Out with the old and in with the new.

Targeted company productivity boost
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Oil Rig: Embargos
Is hospitalizations not getting the point across? Enforce some embargoes on them as well and watch their happiness tank! Even if they try to fly away at least you can take away their happiness and mess with their gains. 😈

Half a target's happiness
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Software Corporation: Intricate Hacks
It's like mugging but on a Corporate level! f**k with someone's business by taking their money. Not because you need it but because you can.


Steals 1-3% of a company's funds
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Software Corporation: Corporate Espionages
Want to see how the competition is doing compared to you? Or perhaps you want to see what I'll take to make them crumble a bit. Either way with a bit of keyboard magic we can pull out the financial reports of any company in Torn.

View financial details of a company
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Television Network: Inside Stories
Unlike the hair salonist these guys have more technical connections and can find out a bit more about a person (and their wallet). Expect a bit of a premium though.



View someone's stats & money

(S) Multi Job Special Mega Thread · · 10 likes

Welcome to the mega gathering of niche specialties. Think of it as your one stop truck shop out in the middle of nowhere. We are your convenient little source at the tip of your fingers.

What are we offering? Job specialties of many kinds! No longer are we scatter throughout the wind and overlooked. Here we have 60+ people across 13 different specialties. All are ready and eagered to finally show off their abilities. For the right price.

Simply pick a service that you want and inbox me stating what you would like and what you are offering. Most of my volunteers have set rates and others are more negotiable. Either way if your offer is reasonable surely one of my associates will bite.
___________________________________________

Amusement Park: Free Rides
Looking for a thrill that doesn't involve the usual bullets whipping past your head? Come over and get some free rides and give yourself that much needed moral boost.

Now don't be upset that they aren't actually "free". We'll soon turn that frown upside down, along with the rest of you on these magnificent loops and corkscrews.

250 happiness for target
__________

Candle Shop: Meditations
Come book a session and find your inner self. Guaranteed you'll come out realizing your true potential.

Or maybe waking up in an abandoned warehouse naked and covered in peanutbutter since you decided to fall into a deep sleep, promting us to leave you outside. Your ass didn't pay for the extended session. What kind of business you think we're running here?

View someone's true level if they are level holding
__________

Cyber Cafe: IP Tracings
These basic hackers will track anyone who might be having a vendetta against you.

Unlike Torn's IP tracing algorithms ours are actually 100% successful and competent.

View lister of anonymous bounties
__________

Detective Agency: References
Need to know the skinny on who they were working for in the past or who they've been hanging with? Our agents will handle the case no matter big or small.

Outside of Torn references are commonly used to make sure a worker is qualified and isn't a lunatic. In Torn it's used to see whose the baddest of the bunch and whose just all talk.

View someone's employment and faction history
__________

Detective Agency: Friend or Foe
Curious about who is stalking you and their intent? Just hire our professional stalkers to out stalk your stalkers. Who knows, maybe you'll have a secret admire.

See who's friended / blacklisted you (or a target)
__________

Detective Agency: Watchlists
Don't ask us how we are able to pull it off. That's for us to know and for you to pay for. Extend someone's flight time by at least 90 minutes. Maybe more if you're lucky enough to not get a lazy POS to work your case.

Have someone trying to run away by flying? Extend their flight and meet them there on the other side! This is one ass beating they won't get away from.

Anonymously extend a target's flight time by 1:30 - 2:00 hours
__________

Hair Salon: Gossips
The network here runs deep. There's not a wallet in Torn that can escape our knowledge and for a fee we'll let you in on what someone is currently carrying.

View someone's money on hand
__________

Law Firm: Background Checks
At this rate people come here more for some nosy info rather than trying to find decent employees. Though we don't judge (that service is on the 3rd floor) so if you're curious about someone life and skill experience give us a call.

View someone's stats
__________

Logistics Management: Logistic Reports
There's only so much you can do as a director. Seems like no matter how much you try the progress is just not where you want it to be. Well you don't have to handle this alone. Our experts will come in and boost your productivity for the next week!

Out with the old and in with the new.

Targeted company productivity boost
__________

Oil Rig: Embargos
Is hospitalizations not getting the point across? Enforce some embargoes on them as well and watch their happiness tank! Even if they try to fly away at least you can take away their happiness and mess with their gains. 😈

Half a target's happiness
__________

Software Corporation: Intricate Hacks
Want to see how the competition is doing compared to you? Or perhaps you want to see what I'll take to make them crumble a bit. Either way with a bit of keyboard magic we can pull out the financial reports of any company in Torn.

Steals 1-3% of a company's funds
__________

Software Corporation: Corporate Espionages
It's like mugging but on a Corporate level! f**k with someone's business by taking their money. Not because you need it but because you can.

View financial details of a company
__________

Television Network: Inside Stories
Unlike the hair salonist these guys have more technical connections and can find out a bit more about a person (and their wallet). Expect a bit of a premium though.



View someone's stats & money

Time for another "I Love JFK" photo contest! · · 4 likes

Claim bounty amount bug · · 2 likes

Simple solution. Stop being cheap and put the higher bounty. You know the reason already and the solution. The game isn't going to change for you just cause you want to save some chump change.

Escapes (300k) · · 1 like

I don't have a book so success will depend on your Speed vs my Dex. Unfortunately my main stat is dex currently at 10m. If your speed is over 10m I might not be able to easily escape. I can't take Xanax to debuff either.

Flat rate of 300k each.


On the other hand I also need people to escape from me so I'm open to a deal of trading escapes for escapes instead of money. Speed is my 2nd highest so if your Speed is over 10m and Dex under 5m we should be able to escape from each other fairly easily.

PM if interested in working something out.

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Escapes (300k) · · 1 like

I don't have a book so success will depend on your Speed vs my Dex. Unfortunately my main stat is dex currently at 10m. If your speed is over 10m I might not be able to easily escape. I can't take Xanax to debuff either.

Flat rate of 300k each.


On the other hand I also need people to escape from me so I'm open to a deal of trading escapes for escapes instead of money. Speed is my 2nd highest so if your Speed is over 10m and Dex under 5m we should be able to escape from each other fairly easily.

PM if interested in working something out.

YALL GOT QUIET QUICK. But lets make it fun ey? · · 1 like

Considering how in the past after mugging $0 from me you acted like you were on bath salts just cause I responded passively wondering how I ended up on your radar. Just to mug me again for a few thousand dollars then flipped out over me saying I don't know why you're still trying but I'm not mad just curious. Then ran away blocking me, ruining the tough guy act.

There's players I've had beef with before and even they didn't act that irrationally. So no surprised that you had a chip on your shoulder to prove how big you think your dick is lol but Torn needs people like you.

This effort on a shitty faction despite the fact that at their size it's really not much of an inconvenience can only be justified by a person that easily triggered. Even so you found the right group to waste the effort on so that's good at least. Was a spectical worth watching. Upvote from me.

My Final Post (To Chedburn) · · 2 likes

You're being talked down to cause your attitude and way you approached the situation. Not being able to realize that is part of the problem.

(S) Boxing Gloves 440m ·

I am selling boxing gloves stat enhancer for 440m. Pm me for trade. Non-negotiable unless I know you.

CT - something you might want to know. · · 6 likes

Having higher networth is part of the game. That's why there's merits and honors for it plus it affects ranks. The game was made in mind for you to gain networth the longer you play. You can't complain about the system working against you cause you chose to use your networth on other people and things.

That's like complaining about not being able to get higher ranks or honors cause the networth thresholds are too high for you and that you can't reach them cause you're spending your money. The threshold for CT isn't even that high. It's a low bar that's there to affect the really new and discourage multis. Sorry that it wasn't made with your specific case in mind. 99% of players with your age and status should at least have 1b net worth by now and 1b and up gives pleeenty in CT. Even having 500m is enough cause that's around what I had for my first CT.

Despite my age I've only been playing for 16 months. Was inactive before then and when I came back was no more than a noob. Level 6 and broke. That was last August. 3 1/2 months before CT came around almost double my networth from it and it wasn't even that high to begin with. Made 100s of millions easily. Didn't pay a dime to this game and still haven't to this day. I don't even save my money. I'm constantly spending it. You have to go out of your way to piss away all your networth constantly. Ched and the devs did not intend for most players to do this. That's why certain merits and awards are given for obtaining or doing things that would take huge amount of networth. Cause that's part of the game. There's always been certain things obtainable by your building your networth. The game is made to push you in that direction.

Pay to win my ass. $100 only get you 600m in Torn. That doesn't do much to affect CT unless you're a beginner and it isn't hard to make at my level and especially your level. Can't believe the nerve. I can get if a noob complained of this but you have much more lucrative options to make money than the ones who are really affected by this. You can actually make and save money if you actually try to save it.

Don't use your networth and then try to say things are pay to win cause you lack the networth. You used up all the money that you're complaining about not having and then saying things are pay to win just cause you didn't hold onto the money that you were getting. Like..what?
The game didn't make you have to spend it to help others.

You lack networth cause you used it not cause it's hard to build and that things are pay to win. How does this even need explaining. You're trying to exaggerate this whole thing to better fit your side. You know that your situation is not a common one yet you're trying to pull this off as if it's a common thing. That the system is out to get us and that Ched is out for our wallets.

Instead of playing that card you could've just explained your side so that it could be tweaked for the (very few) like you who are supposed to be really rich but isn't do to circumstances. They make changes all the time constantly. Instead you're trying to create a witch hunt for a niche problem that you just happen to fall in by accident. The fact that you're expecting more is ironic cause the game also expected you to have more networth by your stage and not even that much.

(B) Kandy Kane 80k each ·

I'm buying Kandy Kane alcohol for 80k a piece. Anytime. PM to ready a trade.

Hosp = no christmas town ·

There comes a time when you have to step back and realize that what you've gotten yourself into was of your own making. You must've done something to have been getting bountied enough that you received the outcast title and have to use a job perk to stop bounties. Even still whatever you've done is still causing you to get attacked even now. Then even after making this post you've aggravated even more people with your attitude and the way that you act. Bringing even more animosity towards you.

In the end you have to realize that it's you that has to change and not the world around you. Cause and effect.

(S) Revives 500k · · 1 like

I'll try it this way. Just started reviving. Don't know how to sell the service but I don't really care about squeezing every penny. Just want the merits. Which is why my price is $500k. I'm a SSL user so the money will at least help me get more points and cans to speed up my heals. Only reason why I have a price.

Soo PM or friend me. Keep me around if you need a cheap revive. I also have discord if you want a more direct contact for revives.

I love making friends ·

Ah trying to backtrack to save face. Pretty weak.

Free Private Island renting for flower runners! · · 2 likes

Bruh these guys are trying to talk to an old inactive account that has been fedded for years Lmao.

Mission is still "incomplete" · · 1 like

Sorry Fluffy we don't have to claim the bounty. Just have to beat the person. You can beat the person you've bountied and still complete the mission, since that's literally the mission.

Thanks Cloudjumper! Knew there was a loophole I missed. After someone beat me to my 1st target and sent them to the hospital I bountied someone else thinking that would work. Learn something everyday.

New merits/honours · · 5 likes

A merit for reaching max Addiction. Not many have reached that limit and it presents increasing challenges the deeper you get into it. Could be a feat worthy of a merit.

The merit could be called: "I think I need help..."

Mission is still "incomplete" ·

It might be me but I've handled this mission many times and thought I knew how it worked. Double Jeopardy:

Task: Put a bounty on someone, then defeat them.

I thought that I bountied them and then attacked after but the mission says I haven't done it yet. When I check my clipboard it shows that I placed the bounty first and then attacked after it was placed. Is this a bug or have I overlooked something, which is likely.

Selling losses (in racing??) · · 1 like

Always satisfying to come back. Told you I'd catch you cheating and get you banned. You probably have another account floating around Torn but I still got you in the end.

Can Equip 2 Same Mod Types To The Same Weapon ·

The wiki under MODS specifically explains this upfront. Couldn't be missed.

(S) Skateboard $420m ·

Dm if interested

Graveyard · · 1 like

That said I've been wanting a perk like that forever. These "someones" have been getting away for far too long. Though the logic bugged me a perk like that needs to be a thing in some way. Let it happen.

Graveyard · · 2 likes

The mechanics it falls under is the STEALTH mechanics not the DEX mechanics. DEX is just a factor in the STEALTH but stealth doesn't affect dex. The perk just increase your stealth points to the max to be pretty much guaranteed and having high stealth does not make it less likely for someone to stealth you. So that's why it does not and should not work both ways.

Let's not overlook these obvious things just because we want something. Goes for everyone that says "make sense" to which I obviously just poked a hole in with barely much consideration.

TCHS block (63m/$420 per share) ·

PM me. Selling whole block of 150k(63m) shares or increments of 50k(21m) shares.

Duke's Lucky Dip Competition ·

The Duke's Dukes