YELLSATEVERYONE
[1874738] Level 100 Elite Sharpshooter
JFK JFK™ MemberStripper at WIT Strip ClubMarried to DonDantoni
In a June 2026 war thread, BiiGz posted a log of YELLSATEVERYONE mugging them for $0. In a 2022 post, YELLSATEVERYONE recorded a mug of $1,486,399,999. TornLife ranks them #70 for attack hits, out of 1,627,910 players with a non-zero value.
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- #77 for attacks won top 0.007% of ranked players
- #169 for money mugged top 0.02% of ranked players
- Signed up (11 years ago)
- 76 archived forum posts
Key numbers
All stats ›More key numbers 9
What stands out 6
- Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,846 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.
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Obscure but exceptional 12
Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.
Since January 12 stats changed
| Stat | Change | January | Latest |
|---|---|---|---|
| Awards | +6 | 591 | 597 |
| Networth | +1,441,278,958 | $20,378,219,582 | $21,819,498,540 |
| Xanax taken | +658 | 8,039 | 8,697 |
| Energy drinks used | +78 | 1,970 | 2,048 |
| Energy refills | +236 | 3,216 | 3,452 |
| Attacks won | +4,708 | 46,652 | 51,360 |
| Defends won | +85 | 1,858 | 1,943 |
| Revives given | +1 | 31 | 32 |
| People busted | +542 | 6,915 | 7,457 |
| Criminal offenses | +20,551 | 162,380 | 182,931 |
| Times traveled | +101 | 1,249 | 1,350 |
| Time played (days) | +16 | 354.9 | 370.9 |
Energy sources used
Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed · 2 days ago
“Since Jan” compares two observations: and . TornLife has nothing in between.
What the forums say
Forum activity ›What other players have posted about this player, and what they have posted themselves, attributed to whoever said it. Accusations are the accusers' claims, not TornLife's findings; replies that disputed them are shown beside them.
Accusations & disputes
Event log In a June 2026 thread "JFKhaos vs ODB (REAL RW)", BiiGz posted a log of YELLSATEVERYONE mugging them and stealing $0, with the comment "Don't you have a war to fight, bro?"
“16:29:11 - 20/06/26 YELLSATEVERYONE mugged you and stole $0 [view] Don't you have a war to fight, bro? Focus up”
Claim In an April 2025 mugging leaderboard thread, Glasnost listed several players under a label and named YELLSATEVERYONE among them; the quoted text does not show the label.
“Another day, another sweet present in my event log asking me to make a leaderboard, but this time for muggers … 0 79 JFK™ Fancysauce [1874738] $2,387,974,355 4 $1,300,002 2 80 NITE SpaceMan01 [2868806] $2,378,408,236 51 $6,176,399 17 81 [R] Mach47 [2855053] $2,309,411,101 5 $205,003 6 82 DRG Allenone [2033011] $2,241,422,084 …”
Contributions
Contribution In a 2022 "Biggest mugs" thread, YELLSATEVERYONE posted: "YOU MUGGED SARO AND STOLE $1,486,399,999".
“YOU MUGGED SARO AND STOLE $1,486,399,999”
1 more from the forums
Contributions
Contribution In 2017 YELLSATEVERYONE started two Company Recruitment threads hiring for a 5-star television network, offering 1m per day.
“Hiring for a 5 television network. pay is 1m per day. Camera Operator49,500 INT 24,750 MAN....Stagehand33 ,000 MAN 16,500 END.... Sales Executive49,500 END 24,750 INT”
Forum posts (Torn's count): 149 · archived: 76 · threads started (archived): 14
Threads started 5 most recent
The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.
History
Full history ›- Joined JFK [JFK™] (from Just Fer Khaos [JFK™])
- Left Just Fer Khaos [JFK™] (moved to JFK [JFK™])
- Company Vice & Virtue → WIT Strip Club
- Name changed from Fancysauce to YELLSATEVERYONE
Also known as: Fancysauce, FancySauce
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