Getting back into Torn atm so i might as well just make a new haiku contest, rules are simple, send me a MAIL containing a haiku with the standard three line format, five syllables on the first line, 7 on the second, and 5 again on the third and final line.
The haiku MUST contain something about the city of Torn!!! if it does not, you will be bountied.
The first 25 entrants will recieve a random amount of $$$ from 10k-200k! Just enter and youll get at LEAST 10k!
HOLY SHIT, IM BACK? the answer to that is yes!The answer to the question: "What the **** is this haiku contest" is that it is
1.) A contest in which you must submit a haiku (5-7-5 organization btw)
2.) Fun!
Alright so to be clear here, there are some rules, easy clear rules but still rules aight? so A, mail me the entries, don't post them in the comments, OTHERS WILL STEAL THEM AND YOU WILL BOTH BE DISQUALIFIED!!!
SO, this time the theme will be: drumroll please! My wife!
This shit looks awful :( id be happier if someone took a picture of wet sloppy shit and finger painted my name in it than using any of the absolute gutter tier garbage you made
Why are people arguing about this just be safe about guns? Its so damn easy not to point a gun at someone with a finger on the trigger. Just put it next to the trigger bam who gives a shit its not perfect looking?
in the wheel of awesome Leslie says " a cool $1million" which is super improper grammar, it should either be "a cool $1,000,000" or " a cool million dollars"
Last year i think i got maybe 5 attacks off and then quit torn, ive been on and off this game for so long, but this year i buckled down and got 50 hits for my team. Id like to thank everyone on the lumberjacks team for being supportive and friendly and for donating me a morph if i ever asked. i know its a tiny achievement but i did 10x better than last year and im proud of myself. thank you lumberjacks <3