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Love Juice Advertisement · · 115 likes

Leslie's Freakshow · · 80 likes

Elimination Victory Banquet · · 54 likes

A beloved and classic TORN Meal that has been shared and (not) enjoyed by noobs and vets alike since the late 2000's - the Pepper(spray) Knuckle Sandwich.

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This Elimination-specific specialty comes with a bed of Lettuce(-win), and total battle stats of under one-million - accented by the mouth-numbingly delectable -80% Dexterity debuff.

The potato chips on the side are to represent the final days of the Elimination event - for the forums will be just as overwhelmingly salty as these non-branded chips due to Hall-of-Fame Factions running the last two teams - as tradition dictates.

(For those concerned about food waste; I'm making some tuna salad after I post this to eat on my sandwich. :) )

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Elimination Speech · · 50 likes

Elimination Signature · · 36 likes

Recent archived posts

Another funny thing · · 4 likes

How is ANYONE supposed to screw in a lightbulb - There's like, no space?? :)

Life Goes On · · 1 like

Take care, and remember; games are meant to be enjoyed.

Quote relevant today ·

Gotta' be careful criticizing sharks like Jaws, - He'll eat your boat!
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[Giveaway] 15b in items ·

Honestly, for movies? I recommend iRobot! It's an older movie and kind of cheesy, but It's a unique Will Smith movie that has a surprising amount of that 'Early 2000's' soul! ;D

Well done on getting into Medical School! It's a rewarding experience, but PLEASE, don't neglect your mental health during AND after your education - things can get very tough, very quickly.

Nr.1 statted SSL nub in town · · 3 likes

Heck yeah, the kale and water has been doing some work! xD

Congrats, dude, that's freaking awesome!

Blue Icon - OCs 2.0 Spawning is here! · · 10 likes

Out of all of the Sponsorship deals TORN could've gotten for OC 2.0 Spawning? Launch has already left a bad taste in peoples' mouths, so, I guess it makes sense.

Three Billion Dollar Giveaway! ·

Full-send on the cash train! Choo choo!

 

Shredded Jello Thread Dividends ·

Yippee! Mug my babies!

Awareness Awareness Week 2025 ·

Item Value (4): $236,389

There are 4 items in the city: TMP, Spray Paint : Black, Bottle of Mistletoe Madness and Blowgun.
Day 1. Guh.

Awareness awareness week giveaway :D ·

Egyptian Amulet. :3

Zibuyan's trading platform, trading most items+Selling warlord weapons ·

I would double check values with this trader; SEDs for 2.84m, and FHC's for 10.8m. Didn't provide a receipt when asked.


Are you a good secret santa? ·

[POLL] Should M'aol Relic Effects be time-gated? · · 38 likes

Considering that they can't be purchased or traded, and the fight happen once a year (if that) - There's no real point to stopping Hernando998877 with a total battle-stats of 120k from using his 25% Crit Chance all year around.

Bitching about M'aol Mega thread · · 2 likes

f**k you Ched.

Need help naming 2 kittens! · · 1 like

Felony & Miss Demeanor

Item Market Opinion ? · · 11 likes

Unironically going to recommend to people to cancel subscriptions - Dropping a MASSIVE change to the way that Bazaars and the Item Market work before an ENORMOUS influx of cans, special items and boosters come in?

And not just dropping a system like this, but a relatively UNTESTED system that's liable - from previous track records - to have potentially severe bugs?

What f**king dumbass greenlit dropping a change like this during a peak reselling season??

Spooky Lucky Dip ·

"Whatever", says we, letting loose a spray of lead.

how did u hear about torn · · 1 like

Played the Facebook Games version, looked it up on google, found that you could earn points (free money) by voting for Torn on sketchy websites, and signed up without a second thought. :)

no trade ·

Attempted to purchase Drug Packs for 2.5m each. Find someone else.

https://www.tornexchange.com/receipt/XHXIf4XgDm/

Bluffer_Fish's buying 1k+ Trades! ·

edit: wrong thread