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I have been meaning to ask this for a while. When and Where do we get the advanced search button? Its a binocular shaped button as i have heard? Do we need to get to a certain level for it to open?

Holla holla holla!

Can i get the job??

drugs up!

excellent! :P

Medium "sister..."

medium- enter manager's office

im a newbie..what is this noob_kingdom?

am all set and ready

I decided to go up the staircases...and the voice has compelled me to choose the black phoenix. I am on the side of Sehkult Eretao. I am now one of the dark ones *hue ha ha ha ha*

DarkStorm05

I Ain't 'fraid '0 no Questions

A single spell

Walafeas The Cat

Deranged

Yes,i submit

Signed,
DarkStorm05

i wud like to have 57, and thank u :)

Personality : ENTJ-A, The Commander

Hello! :) Lets get high XD

I have been meaning to ask this for a while. When and Where do we get the advanced search button? Its a binocular shaped button as i have heard? Do we need to get to a certain level for it to open?

DarkStorm05 [1941971]

I want to play too! :)

*sneaks in*

hope to win somthing nice :)

1)
On Monday morning, the teacher walked to the blackboard and noticed someone had written the word "penis" in tiny letters. She turned around, but couldn't find the guilty face. She quickly erased it and began her class.

Tuesday, she was again greeted with "penis" on the blackboard, written in larger letters. She looked around in vain for the culprit, and then proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning for the rest of the week, "penis" was written on the board in larger and larger letters, and each time, the teacher furiously erased it. By Friday, she'd had enough.

"That's enough," she sputtered. "I -- I can't believe this! Monday morning, I expect an explanation for this behavior!"

On Monday morning, the teacher confidently entered the classroom and found on the board: "Don't you know -- the more you rub it, the bigger it gets?"
2)


A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.

When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''

''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.

''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.

''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!''

Wouldn't mind if you give me some bruh! :)