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Technically the Truth · · 6 likes

Every time you smell a flower, you are smelling its genitals.

Technically the Truth · · 4 likes

Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, therefore all of our problems are technically 3rd world problems.

Technically the Truth · · 4 likes

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett

Technically the Truth · · 4 likes

A game where you state something that may sound outrageous, but is technically the truth. I'll start.

It is impossible to be an "open book" because you're not a book.

Technically the Truth · · 3 likes

Smoke is flavored air.

Recent archived posts

Fedded Archives · · 1 like

Looking for a new fraction · · 2 likes

4/20 is nice, but it can be reduced to 1/5 so meh.

I prefer 13/37ths.

DickLauren in Fed? · · 1 like

Some people might take that second line as an invitation, cutie. >,>

What are you listening to? ·

Aces Elite 3.4M(RW + PA Payouts & training breaks) ·

Bump

Aces Elite 3.4M(RW + PA Payouts & training breaks) · · 1 like

Bump-n-hump

I Have One Question: WHY? · · 2 likes

An ant has no quarrel with a boot.

TORN - Hardcore or Casual? ·

I don't think Duke is capable of being fast, fun, or entertaining. He takes the blue pill just to not pee on his shoes every morning. We can't go too fast for the old man, or he'd have a heart attack.

Chatroom - Custom/Official Events ·

It would be nice to be able to say glhf and gg to my fellow racers in official events while the race is taking place. (Sorry for the necro. I forum searched this topic specifically to see if someone already suggested it, and this is the most recent post regarding a temporary Racing chat).

Racers might be given, say, a sixty second window after the entire race is finished to say gg before the chat window closes.

I'm happy with the system as it is now. If you don't think it's a necessary change, it's not going to kill me...much uwu.

Win a PI ·

1337:

What is your Torn dream? · · 4 likes

For Bogie and Joe_Dirt to make sweet love to me simultaneously.

ID Neighbors! ·

The only indirect active I found is a lovely level 85 poet named decadria#1975338

Thanks for the info. I didn't realize I could search by ID. I've only ever searched people by username. #MindBlown

ID Neighbors! ·

How do I find my ID neighbors?

Aces Elite 3.4M(RW + PA Payouts & training breaks) ·

Bump. These people are the bees' knees. And you know what they say about aces wild. Nothing but good things.

LONG TERM Subscribers ·

If I wanted, say, a beard, would this replace the profile avatar system? Not hating, just curious what you mean by cosmetics when I thought our profiles and pictures were the main means of expressing ourselves? Did you mean for our characters in the combat screen?

The best bad driver? · · 1 like

I made it all the way to Class A without crashing once (crashed once or twice that I can remember IN class A because ferraris handle like an oiled thin rubber).

Used the Punto on dirt maps, Volvo 850 for anything else.
Used the Hummer for dirt in D, Toyota MR2 for anything else
Used the Audi Quattro in C
Used the Impreza in B
Using the Ferrari in A, but OH BOY do not use the Ferrari. It may be my favorite car IRL, but I'd sooner take it up the bum than race it again.

Mary is a slightly very irritating person · · 2 likes

Don't get all torn up about it.

What are you listening to? ·

Anyone play an instrument? ·

I have a maple violin. Haven't played it since middle school. To be honest, I just use the bow to get off now.

Technically the Truth · · 4 likes

Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, therefore all of our problems are technically 3rd world problems.