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Invite to Faction Button · · 81 likes


Hi, not sure if has been suggested already but apologies if it has.

I was wondering what you guys thought of an option that allows factions to 'invite player to faction'. Correct me if i am wrong but currently a player has to apply to a faction and then wait for a leader to accept his or her application.

I thought it would be useful if faction leaders could also invite players to their faction which players would then accept.

To prevent misuse the following could apply (not exhaustive, please add suggestions or comments)

- Players can turn off 'invites' in setting. This will prevent say BodyBagger getting 4637485 invites daily.

- The number of players which can be invited is capped at (lets say) 20. This prevents spam and misuse of the button.

- Factions can allocate the priv to invite to other trusted members not just the leader and deputy leader. OFC this is optional and will depend upon how each faction is run or recruits.

Regards

TF

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Opinions and suggestions more than welcome from all :)

Sexually harassed in Tesco · · 34 likes


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TheFerretts Trading Thread · · 30 likes

TheFerretts Price List



Medical Items:


Small First Aid Kit - $8,000



First Aid Kit - $18,000



Morphine - $37,000


Energy Drinks:


Can of Munster - $1,350,000



Can of Santa Shooters - $1,350,000



Can of Rockstar Rudolph - $1,800,000



Can of Red Cow - $1,800,000



Can of X-MASS - $2.800.000



Can of Tourine Elite - $2,800,000


Drugs:


Ecstasy - $68,000



Xanax - $835,000


Supply Packs:


Drug Pack - $4,000,000



Donator Pack - $25,800,000


Plushies+Flowers:

FLOWERSpricePLUSHIESprice
African Violet61,000Teddy/Sheep/Kitten500
Banana Orchid12,000Jaguar17,000
Ceibo Flower47,000Wolverine10,000
Cherry Blossom62,000Stringray10,000
Crocus10,000Nessie47,000
Dahlia6,000Monkey50,000
Edelweiss44,000Red Fox49,000
Orchid33,000Chamois50,000
Heather51,000Lion74,000
Peony73,000Panda74,000
Tribulus74,000Camel95,000




. · · 35 likes


Huge coincidence



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Worst Multi Ever? · · 60 likes




*not sure if correct forum so please move if needed*

So, going about my Torn business when a faction member has some trouble with this guy:



AntiVarus [1988570]



I do what all good faction members should do... Threaten to put my nuts in his face.

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Now, T bag threat did not go down well.. I repeat.. did not go down well.

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Now, some weird ass guy threatens to put his balls in your face what do you do? Well, in this guys case, apparently you mention you have more than one account so it does not matter if he decided to put his big ass nuts in your imaginary torn persons face.

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Now, being a good Torn law abiding citizen I immediately inform him I will be reporting him to the authorities.

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now, it was at this moment... he realised he ****ed up. Mr Multi goes from having multiple accounts to.... NO accounts :o

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Anyway, report filed and about 5 minutes later...



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RIP :'(



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Worst multi ever or have you encountered any one else as dumb as this guy?

Recent archived posts

. · · 1 like


Thanks dude, any so called evidence is clearly circumstantial or doctored. Fake news.

[userscript] Chat Blocker + Highlighter · · 2 likes


Ha ha I'm on a YouTube video I'm famous

Big bookie wins · · 2 likes


So, speaking to a bunch of guys on global about the football and saw a few big wins today.

post up any big wins :)

my best win is:

You have won the bet on the Europa - Anderlecht v Man Utd game! You bet $897,007,900 on Draw and won $3,139,527,650! Your check will be held in the bank for up to 24 hours. 2017/04/14 3:20:05 AM

edit · · 12 likes


OP is a known mugger/scammer. ... OP complains when scammed.

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edit · · 9 likes


I have never spoken to this person in my life.

Childish is Scammer ·


https://www.torn.com/forums.php#!p=threads&f=2&t=16036276&b=0&a=0



@OP should have read this before making the thread, they never go down well >.

. · · 2 likes


Ur highest mugged is 20m, that's sad.. git gud

. · · 1 like


Flying isn't advised.

OP thought he would be safe from a buy mugging by flying to Canada. Little did OP know, Mr Wittmann was in possesion of.. wait for it.. a timer.

Anyway, I sent OP a pretty comprehensive guide on how to stay safe. Hopefully this is a 12m lesson learned and it won't happen again :)

A BOUNTY GIFT FROM THE WOLF OF TORN · · 6 likes


Spent on bounties:$600,000,000

checks out



ED go suck a dick - this 2 day nub is more lavish than you and didnt even need to make a thread to blow his own trumpet





edit:


Evil-Duck disliked your post
A BOUNTY GIFT FROM THE W

lol

. · · 2 likes


it was 25 but i didnt have enough cash D:

also, i explained to OP how to protect himself in future, hopefully this won't happen again to OP :)

. · · 35 likes


Huge coincidence



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Buston's BUYING LIST [RARE, SEs, PIs etc...] · · 1 like


quick, fast and awesome prices!


Worst Multi Ever? · · 7 likes


thanks babe xx

Flowers, Plushies, and Sets! · · 1 like


Fair, fast and safe trade. Upvoted from me and I would recommend.



Thanks!

Worst Multi Ever? · · 22 likes


may as well close discussion, forgot this nob jockey existed.

Worst Multi Ever? · · 60 likes




*not sure if correct forum so please move if needed*

So, going about my Torn business when a faction member has some trouble with this guy:



AntiVarus [1988570]



I do what all good faction members should do... Threaten to put my nuts in his face.

[image: i.gyazo.com]

Now, T bag threat did not go down well.. I repeat.. did not go down well.

[image: i.gyazo.com]

Now, some weird ass guy threatens to put his balls in your face what do you do? Well, in this guys case, apparently you mention you have more than one account so it does not matter if he decided to put his big ass nuts in your imaginary torn persons face.

[image: i.gyazo.com]

Now, being a good Torn law abiding citizen I immediately inform him I will be reporting him to the authorities.

[image: i.gyazo.com]

now, it was at this moment... he realised he ****ed up. Mr Multi goes from having multiple accounts to.... NO accounts :o

[image: i.gyazo.com]

Anyway, report filed and about 5 minutes later...



[image: i.gyazo.com]

RIP :'(



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Worst multi ever or have you encountered any one else as dumb as this guy?

Reset all Torn Accounts? · · 1 like


I like this idea :D

I buy stuff ·


fast trade and excellent prices. Would recommend :D

Sexually harassed in Tesco · · 34 likes


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Bookies payout ·


didnt know this, appreciate the work.