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The Tornovision Song Contest May 2019 · · 63 likes

Finally, I get to shine!

My masterpiece (click)

finally got to use my new guitarra

Torn Mission

Lyrics:

My loan shark called, im overdue on fees
Said I was done, if I lie I'll be gone
I am so scared, of retaliation
Duke said I better give something
Now he's gonna put me on his missions
Send all his goons that have Tornovision
Gonna hop the next flight over to Switzland
Can't catch me over here cause I'm evading, yeah evading

Torn was really my home, yeah
Till Duke conquered like rome, yeah
And I'm a gamblin addict, yeah
All cause of blackjack, yeah
Got millions in my pocket, yeah
They all try to mug it, yeah
Imma a little body snatcher , yeah
Representing Honey Badgers, yeah

Everyone wanna act like they own torn, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
But noone know nothing about the P-RN, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Everyone sayin it's not that important, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Look at how long it took for the poker, yeah yeah, yeah yeah

If you mess with me, I'm gonna light up your cell
I got every dollar, just to bribe all the jail guards
Got me locked up, for grand theft auto
So thankful for my lawyers card, cause he can let me fly

My loan shark called, im overdue on fees
Said I was done, if I lie I'll be gone
I am so scared, of retaliation
Duke said I better give something
Now he's gonna put me on his missions
Send all his goons that have Tornovision
Gonna hop the next flight over to Switzland
But they ain't catching me cause I'm evading, yeah evading

Police department/Private security · · 61 likes


Startup cost suggestion- 200m+

Starting employees- 7

Company specials could include-

1 star- Evidence locker (money or something like stealing from evidence)- 1 jp
3 stars- Inside mole (increased crime success (passive))
5 stars- Swat training (increased speed (passive))
7 stars- Armor locker (steal liquid metal armor from the stock pile)-50 jp
10 stars- Framed (purposefully putting someone in jail with no chance of bust or bail (for maybe an hour).) -maybe around 100 jp per hour


Stock could be ammunition, squad cars, gas for squad cars, pepper spray/tasers.

Roles could be

Captain
Lieutenant
Sergeant
Patrol officer
Detective
Matenience/cleaner

As well as others-
Detention officers
Dispatchers

Advertising would be "crime prevention" advertising. If you don't know what that is, it's basically telling people how to prevent crime, and what to do in the event of crime occuring. This is a real thing in life that departments have budgets for.

Income can be based off of other departments, as well as crime rate or whatever.

It's a rough outline of what a police department could be.

OR you could just scratch all of this and make it a newspaper torn job. The benefits could be changed around a little bit and advertising could go away, but the ranks and positions could be the same.

Either way, I think it would be cool to implement some kind of "dirty" cop aspect to the game. Let me know if you hate it, like it, love it, or don't know!


/r/news TV Company Hiring! · · 4 likes


Looking for:

240k+ intel - 4m

200k+ intel - 3m

165k+ intel - 2.75m

100k+ endurance 2m

66k+ Manual 1.5m

Mail me/chat me if you have any questions/concerns! Feel free to apply!

Option to disable certain casino games · · 46 likes


Please....I am a troubled gambler...

Please create an option to disable a certain game for x amount of time (days, weeks, months and permanent durations). Also make it that it is irreversible, so people don't start bothering staff members to reverse it or something.

I know the casino is a great way to suck money out of us suckers but please give us the option to disable the games...

 

"Considering you can spend real currency buying DPs to sell for in game cash, technically you can spend real life cash to fund your Torn gambling issues. I think a disable feature for certain games in the casino should be an option and enabled by an Officer upon request of the player." -Lego

I think this quote explains it well. Real money can be used to gamble game money, and with the odds of some casino games skewed in the favor of the house exponentially, there should be an option to disable the games all together. 

 

It is a simple addition to the casino does not have any cons besides it only benefiting those with an addiction.

Torn's Got Talent · · 28 likes


Duke the Shark


https://soundcloud.com/user-853484976/duke-the-shark/s-u06od

 

Didn't have time to autotune it sorry.

 

Lyrics:

Baby Shark doo doo doo, doo doo doo
Baby Shark doo doo doo, doo doo doo
Baby Shark doo doo doo, doo doo doo
Baby Shark
Then there's Duke the shark uhdoo da da doo da
Duke the shark uhdoo da da doo da
Duke the shark uhdoo doo da doo
Duke the shark
Pushover, he is a pushover yeah he is,
for forgiving all of the loans
he is a push over for sure.
I am debt free now uhdoo da da doo da
From Duke doo doo doo doo da do doo da
Too bad I can only take two mill
Duke the shark only owns dogs cause
Who really likes little cats?
When you are duke the shark you don't like cats
Duke the shark doo doo da doo da
Duke the shark doo doo da doo da
Duke the shark

 

Sucks too cause I actually only have like 2m max loan from duke haha. 

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Boarding Delay when Traveling · · 2 likes

Ever hit that travel button and realize you forgot money? Or maybe you're traveling back to torn but forgot to buy anything!? A great solution to this would be a small-time period (maybe 5 minutes), where you are "boarding" the plane, and you still have the option to abort your travel plans. Travel times could still be the same with the boarding times inclusive...and if you do decide to abort, then you have to wait five minutes (which you can be attacked) - a small penalty compared to the full travel time.

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I like the idea of this and would love to see it implemented.

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Hey bro I can donate u some money if you want to try some singing lessons

Voting is Closed · · 3 likes

Or maybe if the judge panel properly vetted entries instead of putting the bleeding ears entry up top. Cereal's entry shouldn't have even been on the ballot.