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This is now over · · 6 likes


We all know the citizens of Torn are very nice people, but I want to know the worst thing each of you has done!





This is now over, no more entries are being taken





But that's not all, there will Prizes!



The worst person in Torn will receive a Business Class Ticket!



The second and third worst people will win a Drug Pack!





But wait, there's more! Even if you aren't in the top three worst people of Torn, you still might win a prize!



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This is now over, no more entries are being taken


New game? · · 7 likes

Hi everyone, I just found out my account is 9 years old. Woo! This got me thinking though, this game is a little old. Honestly, it's about time for a sequel. The gameplay is dated (who plays point and click games????),the customization is wack (uhm, is there really any?!), and the graphics freaking suck (what do you mean I have to read all these words??). Imagine all the new technology that could be implemented in the sequel.

 

Instead of words when we do crime, we can have AI show us the crime in real time. Imagine that!! We can even implement ray tracing along with generative AI to create a truly immersive criminal landscape. Great graphics, great customization, and no. more. words. The new gameplay will be out of this world. GTA6 step aside, Torn 2 is on the way.

Having and Adopting Children · · 3 likes


It has recently dawned on me that Torn is not good enough. Sure, I can indulge in endless drinking, drugs, and gambling, but that just isn't enough. Which is why I came up with the revolutionary idea of allowing the wonderful citizens of Torn to have children, after all, how will the city of Torn continue to prosper after this generation has died.



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How to Have Children and Adopt

To have a child you must go to your spouse's profile page and click some button, once they agree to the idea of having children you must wait some time until your child is no longer a concept obviously not 10 months real time.

"But Oxide, what about those who are of the same sex or have no spouse?"

That's where adoption comes into play, through some kind of store in town you can purchase yourself a child, no questions asked!



Interactions With Your Child

When your child is finally born/adopted I thought up some quick interactions you can have with them. This would be in a menu similar to Crime. All of these interactions give you some level of XP.

Play with them: Playing with your child would cost X energy but increase your happiness by Y
Go on walks: Going on walks with your child costs X energy but increases your happiness by Y and dexterity/speed by Z


There are also some things your child can do themselves, these can be things like stealing from the cookie jar, cursing or sneaking out of the house



Other Information




All new players should begin as an adolescent and after reaching a certain level become an adult and can do adult stuff such as indulging in drugs, gambling and drinking

When have a child/adopt you earn a few merits and a new honor.


Perma-death · · 3 likes


It'd be pretty coolios if whenever you were defeated in a battle or lost a match of Russian Roulette your account was deleted. Thoughts?

buying gf · · 1 like


buying gf for $500



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as u can see i am very strong and will keep u safe


Recent archived posts

New game? ·

You’re going to click on my head in a beautifully generated ray traced environment. Thank you for participating in the Torn2 experiment

New game? · · 3 likes

We all move at our own pace. Your candle burns bright and quick. Mine is long and slow and beautiful in its dimness.

New game? ·

I’m no spring chicken, fsh. Before you throw down the statutes of the land, you could check my account and see I’m a hard working employee at the grocer and have been for 9 years. 

New game? · · 1 like

Please respect your elders, my game is 9 years old. To everyone saying I haven’t played enough, I have!!! I have been a hard working grocery store employee for the past NINE YEARS. 

New game? · · 7 likes

Hi everyone, I just found out my account is 9 years old. Woo! This got me thinking though, this game is a little old. Honestly, it's about time for a sequel. The gameplay is dated (who plays point and click games????),the customization is wack (uhm, is there really any?!), and the graphics freaking suck (what do you mean I have to read all these words??). Imagine all the new technology that could be implemented in the sequel.

 

Instead of words when we do crime, we can have AI show us the crime in real time. Imagine that!! We can even implement ray tracing along with generative AI to create a truly immersive criminal landscape. Great graphics, great customization, and no. more. words. The new gameplay will be out of this world. GTA6 step aside, Torn 2 is on the way.

NEW RULES 5h from last post = 10m prize ·


I will give you succ if you do not post for 5 hours

Random number game ·


10081


Count to 5,000!!! ·


6057


Number game ! ·


5

It's a friggin' epidemic · · 1 like


I am only the best forum member to ever live, I'm surprised you don't know that.

It's a friggin' epidemic · · 2 likes


Thank you for calling me pathetic, it really gives more meaning into my life.

buying gf ·


buying gf for $500

buying gf ·


i can hope

buying gf ·


u r boy, not girl

buying gf · · 1 like


buying gf for $500



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as u can see i am very strong and will keep u safe


best meme win a speedo ·

Number game ! ·


87

NEW GAME: What's on your plate? · · 1 like


My personality matches my ability to shitpost, there is none

Please add the North Korean flag honor bar · · 1 like


You have been made a moderator of /r/Pyongyang

This is now over · · 6 likes


We all know the citizens of Torn are very nice people, but I want to know the worst thing each of you has done!





This is now over, no more entries are being taken





But that's not all, there will Prizes!



The worst person in Torn will receive a Business Class Ticket!



The second and third worst people will win a Drug Pack!





But wait, there's more! Even if you aren't in the top three worst people of Torn, you still might win a prize!



[image: media.giphy.com]



This is now over, no more entries are being taken