Ted_Lasso

[2014039] Level 100 Elite Killer

Natural Selection III NS MemberChandler at Burning Wick

Observed 27 Sep 2026 · Torn public profile

Ted_Lasso is a level 100 player in Natural Selection III who signed up on 4 Sep 2016. Their standout stat is Attacks won: #574, top 0.052% of ranked players.

#574 for attacks won top 0.052% of ranked players
#790 (tied with 1 other) for one-hit kills top 0.15% of ranked players
Signed up 4 Sep 2016 (10 years ago)
64 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 27 Sep 2026 · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,772 others top 0.31%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 3,674; #587,086 tied with 1,387 others top 24%
Awards: 537; #4,036 tied with 65 others top 0.35%; +13 since Jan
Networth: $308,068,245; #109,891 top 4.7%; −2,487,744,611 since Jan
Xanax taken: 6,225; #2,472 tied with 1 other top 0.94%; +474 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 1,157; #7,432 tied with 4 others top 6%; +40 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 1,971; #5,111 tied with 5 others top 2.1%; +139 since Jan
Attacks won: 30,724; #574 top 0.052%; +1,274 since Jan
Defends won: 547; #14,514 tied with 24 others top 2.1%; +32 since Jan
Revives given: 13; #37,995 tied with 1,071 others top 50%; +1 since Jan
People busted: 2,014; #5,614 tied with 2 others top 3.3%; +27 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 96,867; #7,866 top 1.7%; +9,157 since Jan
Races won: 496; #9,678 tied with 22 others top 7.1%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,832; #13,596 tied with 7 others top 6.3%; +21 since Jan
Time played (days): 135.6; #6,325 top 0.45%; +4.9 since Jan

What stands out 6

#574

Combat

Attacks won

30,724 top 0.052%

#790tied with 1 other

Combat

One-hit kills

tied with 1 other

12,452 top 0.15%

#327tied with 1 other

Items

City finds

tied with 1 other

3,034 top 0.11%

#1,336

Items

Dump finds

5,655 top 0.16%

#3,418tied with 1 other

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 1 other

11,758 top 0.17%

#601tied with 1 other

Economy

Trains received

tied with 1 other

3,641 top 0.19%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,772 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 1

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#1,376

Combat

Total attack damage

126,396,161 top 0.087%

Since January 12 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+13	524	537
Networth	−2,487,744,611	$2,795,812,856	$308,068,245
Xanax taken	+474	5,751	6,225
Energy drinks used	+40	1,117	1,157
Energy refills	+139	1,832	1,971
Attacks won	+1,274	29,450	30,724
Defends won	+32	515	547
Revives given	+1	12	13
People busted	+27	1,987	2,014
Criminal offenses	+9,157	87,710	96,867
Times traveled	+21	1,811	1,832
Time played (days)	+4.9	130.7	135.6

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 27 Sep 2026

Xanax taken: 6,225; #2,472 tied with 1 other top 0.94%
Energy refills: 1,971; #5,111 tied with 5 others top 2.1%
Energy drinks used: 1,157; #7,432 tied with 4 others top 6%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 253; #15,681 tied with 70 others top 11%
Elo rating: 2,711; #2,181 tied with 16 others top 0.11%
Best damage: 15,424; #4,018 top 0.28%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 21 Jan 2026 and 27 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 76 · archived: 64 · threads started (archived): 29

Threads started 5 most recent

Torn Poker championship tournament Gambling · 26 Sep 2023 · 3 replies
Torn City Raceway: Please hyperlink the racers' Suggestions · 3 Aug 2021 · 4 replies
Pay a premium to play Russian Roulette Anonymously Suggestions · 27 Dec 2020 · 3 replies
Poker players with 100s>million under 15 days old Suggestions · 22 Dec 2020 · 1 reply
Chat Box for Christmas Town "Pot" game. Suggestions · 18 Dec 2020 · 0 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Rank title Legendary Jobsworth → Elite Killer between 23 Aug and 27 Sep
Rank title Legendary Killer → Legendary Jobsworth between 21 Jan and 23 Aug

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