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Notification Options.... · · 2 likes

Hello Everyone, I hope I am not bringing up something that was discussed before. I was not able to find anything on this. I was asked by a in-game friend if there is a way to setup a notification when something happens in Torn such as a sale made, being attacked and such. I checked around and even though I have been here a while, I am still learning the game as I have been limited in the things I have done for a long time.

Any help that anyone can provide is greatly appreciated from myself and my friend.

Dart

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JLT SPRING 2026 [CONCLUDED] · · 1 like

Signing in please!!!!

JLT SPRING 2025 [CONCLUDED] · · 1 like

Can I please enter for League 2, my level is 17.60

Easter Lucky Dip! ·

When my wife came home from work, I said, "Sit down, I've got some bad news. The cat's torn your budgie to pieces."


She replied with tears in her eyes, "We don't have a cat." I said, "I know, I had to borrow one."

Notification Options.... · · 2 likes

Hello Everyone, I hope I am not bringing up something that was discussed before. I was not able to find anything on this. I was asked by a in-game friend if there is a way to setup a notification when something happens in Torn such as a sale made, being attacked and such. I checked around and even though I have been here a while, I am still learning the game as I have been limited in the things I have done for a long time.

Any help that anyone can provide is greatly appreciated from myself and my friend.

Dart

Can Slogan Competition ·

Goose Juice - No stopping you once you drink it
Damp Valley - Like, Where did my thirst go??? (in your best valley girl voice)
Crocozade - Taking a bite out of thirst, one can at a time!!!

Duke Parcels and Results ·


Sent the 360 just waiting for a reply

Guess the number of candy - Holidays '18 ·


207

Dukes Island Getaway · · 1 like


So lets see, 3 Torn things I want on a deserted island with me:

          My completely tricked out BMW M5 with back seat full of Christmas Cocktail and a trunk full of grenades.  This will provide luxury             from the elements when it gets too hot, a drink to make me not care about being alone on the island as well as entertainment with             music and videos on the 7 inch screen and comfort in the fitted seats while the grenades will provide me a way to fish.

         (for those sticklers who say that is 3 items, then judge me on that, for those who agree with me that is one item, read on)

         A pack of Cuban Cigars: hey you have to enjoy life while you can and if I am stuck on the island, who knows how long I will last.                (my last choice will help those to understand this statement)

         Finally, I want my Torn wife with me for a couple of reasons.  First of all because the company of a fine woman is always                            appreciated by Dartainian (musketeer reference).  secondly, if I have to be stuck here I want that woman with me so she is not                  enjoying herself with someone else spending my money and living it up while I am here.

I hope everyone at least got a chuckle out of this!!!!!!

 

Creepy Poem time! - Halloween '17 ·


Halloween draws near and bring the chill in the night,

While some think of candy, the others think of the fright.

The fright they encountered from years gone past,

They hoped as they got older that it would soon be to pass.

They di not know just how wrong they would be,

For the terror continues and is coming for thee.

So run in the house and lock all your doors,

you will never know when they are coming for yours.

Your candy, your goodies and children as well,

they will disappear from all without even a yell.

To be seen no more by a living soul,

but to wander the night forever more.

So keep your candy, your goodies and your children safe,

For another year comes when they will fear the wraith.

Guess the number of candy - Halloween 2017 ·


76

Guess the number of Candy - Chrismas 2016 edition! ·


63

Win Dumbbells ·


2,471

I'm thinking of a number between.... ·


25252

New Player Gifts ·


7 days old and only level 4 :o(

10-50M For people who need it (CLOSED!) ·


Please help this poor noob, trying to learn the game and is taking forever to get moving up in the world.

Another GIVEAWAY Thread !!! ·


Would love to win something finally

random prizes for 10 persons every day ·


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