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Started a company. Any tips? · · 15 likes


I, personally, got all the business educations out of the way before I started mine a few months ago. However, if you didn’t an AN is a small business anyway, so it wouldn’t help a whole lot anyway (other than 6th set of upgrades).

1) Don’t be afraid to hire noobs. I think I’ve only ever hired one person who had 4-digit stats across the board. Every other employee I hired wasn’t even 100 days old with less than 3k total stats. Requirements for positions in the company are pretty low anyway, it won’t take long to get them trained up. Just drop them in positions you need and train them.

2) TornStats. TornStats. TornStats. This is the best tool at your disposal for getting all the information you could possibly need. Efficiency of your employees in their current positions and what their efficiency would be in other positions, time since their last action, How many of each stock item you sold, how much they costed you to buy and how much you made in profit from them. It’s in valuable. I also made an excel spreadsheet where I tracked sales over 7 days, calculated percentages of sales for each item, then turned that percentage into how much of each item I should keep in my warehouse (If condoms are 30% of my sales then 30% of my warehouse is condoms, etc.)

3) Be flexible. No company is the same. Go look at the top ANs, and copy their setup, but be ready to change. Ask other ANs their prices but be ready to change.

4) You’re the boss. I paid my employees $50k when I first started (but remember, they were all extremely new). Some complained, some left, in the end the ones who stuck around are still here to this day. I didn’t pay them so low to be an *******, I paid them what they were contributing to the company, and the ones who didn’t leave understood they were noobs. Plus, 3* is super easy to get, so even if they were only making $50k now they would be making about $500k/day once we reached 3*. As the boss it’s up to you to make sure your employees understand you aren’t running a charity, it’s a business. The whole point of this business is to make you money (not that they won’t be well-compensated for their work in edvds, and other benefits).

5) Treat your employees well, always. Talk to them, be understanding of their real life stuff, and realize that there are things in TORN they want to do outside of sitting in your company for the next ten years. I’ve had a few employees that wanted to go off and finish the other base jobs for bonuses, but really wanted to come back. How you handle that situation is up to you.

 

Hope this helps :)

What is up with Logistics companies? · · 9 likes

Really wish these inexperienced owners would stop offering stupid high salaries. They see big numbers and think that everyone should be paid big numbers. Idk how they're making any money paying $3m+ to everyone who walks through the door

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Started a company. Any tips? · · 3 likes


I started fresh because I wanted the challenge of going from nothing to 10*, and I’ve really enjoyed it honestly.

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Thanks to both of them for keeping me going.

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