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No more 0.1% fee · · 74 likes

Maybe you should try selling your stocks when they are at 0.2% profit instead.

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Piss me off WINNERS ANNOUNCED · · 18 likes

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Does my lack of originality give me bonus "pissing off" points?

RMT for sex? · · 170 likes

Me pretending to be innocent after selling hoof pics for Torn cash:

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How memorable is your name? · · 15 likes

10, no one can forget papa ORAN

2021 ECNOMY COLLAPSE WARNING | Wolf ov TORN · · 121 likes

When you hear the market is crashing:

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When you remember you can't afford stocks:

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Passive income - What order to get blocks · · 2 likes

Bump

 

At this point, because of the effects of OCs 2.0 on the economy, IIL has a decent rate of income and could be added to the list.

 

Firewalks are up to 20m right now, and the stock reduces coding time by 50%, so you can earn 20m every 60 days instead of 120 days. It's a ROI of roughly 60m per year for a block that's 132m. It'd be closer to the top of the list with 45% APR.

 

This is assuming the price stays steady, but anyways the stock has become viable since the chart was made.

 

Edit- it's a bit nuanced I guess cuz educations can change the math, if you have both of the CMT courses done then the block would change it from 84 days to 42 days as per the wiki, which would give a ROI of 86m per year and make it one of the best stocks

cuckhold arrangement ·

I know a good bull if you need one

Imagine being this broke · · 8 likes

Making a thread to complain about one broke guy and an even broker guy shows up

 

 

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How many bullwhips are in my display? · · 1 like

Dang that was actually right, I added one and it went up to 30,002. I wasn't expecting it to be such an even number because I add them in random amounts, like I just added 1169 today. Thanks for the suggestion 

How many bullwhips are in my display? ·

I'm not tech-savy and have only used the API for this exact purpose in the past, and it's been a few years. I think I only used this before the display case update. I used to be able to make a few clicks at https://www.torn.com/api.html and it'd tell me the quantity of bullwhips in my display case (i.e. "quantity" : 12,001), but I just tried it again and it gave me over 10,000 entries of "quantity" : 1

 

 

Ctrl+F didn't help with counting them, it's saying that "Leather Bullwhip" appears exactly 30,000 times on the API page but I definitely don't have that many bullwhips. Pressing Ctrl+F on the actual Display Case page only counts up to 1,000. Pressing it on the "Manage Items" tab only counts up to 9,999 and I have more than that.

 

I took a peek at this new swagger thingy and it confused me and ChatGPT so now I need an adult.

 

I wanna know if there's anything I can type into the API that would make it spit out a number instead of making me count all of them, or really any tips that could make this simpler. I should have over 13k leather bullwhips but approximations are not good enough for braggin rights

 

 

 

Here is the evidence of the API's treachery

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^This is possibly the most unhelpful thing ever

Halfsack Happy Shack Bazzar everything is a dollar · · 1 like

Best Bovine Banner? · · 1 like

I have beef with these new honor bars. My Arctic Camoo honor bar used to look like black and white cow print, a legendairy homage to my Holstein roots. But the new added greyness has me in shambles, now I will look like a cow who has seen too many winters and is slowly disintegrating into dust. I'm going to steer clear of this one until the next honor bar update in however many years it will be.

 

I don't know which honor bar I'm supposed to moove onto now, I have a lot unlocked but they just don't feel the same. I want a consensus on which one fits my theme the best. Any ideas?

 

 

For reference, this is what was taken from me:

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Staff edit · · 2 likes

Cownonically he is Sicilian 

 

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Edit: I knew he talked about it in a few missions but here are a couple of posts where he confirms it

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CHATGPT RESPONSE ON WHY THE FORUM GODS LEFT · · 3 likes

I've witnessed the deaths of the legendairy Dude, Evil Duck (and his resurrection), and Joei. The herd has really thinned since when I first started playing.

 

I feel like one of the most fun parts of the game when I started was watching them on the forums. Even if not everyone liked them, at least they gave you something to dislike, and each thread they posted on had people going after them to milk some karma. Their posts and the people attacking their posts were a whole rodeo all together, and we don't have much to replace them at this time. I think that ferret is doing a good job but we're lacking in micronesian kiwi farmers in the Torn city dot com forums. I'm hoping that at some point we'll get some more posters like them to stir the forums up a bit and get people posting more.

 

I hoping that some day a new troll will come charging into the forums out of nowhere

 

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The Systematic Oppression of Forest Folk · · 3 likes

It's been years now since I've fought for this cause, I followed in the footsteps of Pig Director to defeat cow racism, except through hundreds of cow gifs

 

 

You should expand your operations to include the prairie/grassland creatures too

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and if I were you I'd throw in some doe gifs for some pizzazz

Am i worth anything that is expensive ·

I disagree

 

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Highest card scimmer · · 2 likes

I've been sticking to gas station for a few months now. I had one at 200 days, I was going to push it as far as I could to see how long a gas station could last but it got to 1,800 and I didn't want to lose it so I recovered it. The rest I have are getting pretty high now:
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For the amount of nerve spent, it's a pretty efficient cash cow
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Taser Cartidge Icon not displaying ·

It still doesn't display when I turn all my extensions off in chrome but it displays correctly in incognito and on opera browser so I guess this is just something on my end. You can close this.

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Lucifer's Lucky Dip ·

- Added spawning of Cleaver and Meat Hook in the graveyard during October

Bone Saw is not a Halloween event scary weapon? · · 6 likes

Scary can be subjective. Personally the new cattle prod is giving me the heebie jeebies.

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about d3vl · · 9 likes

You mean he was... Backstabbing?




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Card Skimmer incorrect flavour text ·

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According to the flavour text, the card should have gone for up to 80 smackaroonies minus a processing fee, but it ended up selling for $110

Casino Self Exclusion Visual Bugs ·

While looking for easter eggs I was clicking through links and I found 2 casino pages that look a bit strange and also don't show the usual "
Your account cannot access the casino for __ more days" while self excluded from the casino

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No content shown on the page, just an empty table:
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And russian roulette just shows this loading wheel forever and doesn't show the "Your account cannot access the casino for __ more days" message

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Men are disappearing -- has PC come to TORN? · · 5 likes

Bondsperson and marksperson wouldn't have hit the mark as it would allude to being human. I appreciate the removal of this specied language.