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COFFEE - Proposition 13 - Mas Cafe por favor ! · · 283 likes

Suggestion: the Coffee Gap - and how to bridge it.

The Coffee Economy over there in that alleged RealWorld(TM) is ,frankly, enormous.


Read this: https://tinyurl.com/y6lvwfcr

The Coffee Market



The average price of a cup of coffee in the US is $3.28.

Considering how much coffee Americans drink, we can conclude they spend a considerable amount of money on this beverage.
(CreditDonkey)

The annual coffee retail sales in the US are about $5.2 billion.

This piece of coffee industry statistics depicts consumer spending habits as well as the coffee market’s potential.
(Statista)


South America produced 81.5 million bags of coffee in 2018.

Considering that each bag weighs 60 kilograms,South America produced more than 5 million tons that year. This makes them the greatest coffee producer in the world.
(Statista)


Brazil exports 5.7billion pounds of coffee every year.

This country is the largest coffee exporter in the world. Interestingly, Brazil produced about 80% of all the coffee in the world in the 1920s. Nowadays, according to the coffee stats, it supplies around a third of the world’s coffee.
(Telegraph)

Colombian mild Arabicas were the most expensive coffee per pound in 2017.

Arabica and Robusta are the most popular coffee

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In Torn City, great attention is paid to the price of everything from Duke's Thong to the street price of Ecstasy - and yet, currently we can't buy an honest or even dodgy,rip-off cup of coffee?

Please consider introducing:

ITEM - Coffee-Maker (Miscellaneous) - TC $1400 ; Blue Mountain Coffee beans (1Kg) - TC$ 25,000

JOBS: Coffee Shop - Max 10 personnel.....2 star Job Special : free Cannabis for workforce- Thai massage for tired clients.

CRIMES : Larceny - Office : ' You notice a high price electric Espresso machine on the desktop...Noice!'



If this item has already been considered, why was it previously rejected?

Torn City ,in many ways, reflects the alleged RealWorld(TM) quite closely ( although I can't get a Bren-Gun here either).

Is not the lack of Coffee a major FAIL ?

< All fall to the floor.....rhythmic clash of foreheads meeting Ched's expensive Linoleum >

Citizens, your views?

Thanks

Don Cabra

Both Ends Burning Candle shop · · 2 likes

 

 

Both Ends Burning is looking for frequent flyers to bring our new venture to warm happy life !

 

We are a startup so no perks yet. 

 

New Players welcome.

 

Chat me for more or head to Applications HERE :https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&ID=11402

 

 

Don Cabra

 

Who's the Daddy? · · 5 likes


Kata, I was going to keep silent but the sordid truth will come out eventually <sigh>

Ah, how could I forget that wonderful night? We were in Barbuda for Christmas, in a perfect little self-catering beach front villa.

The Caribbean pawed softly at the silver beach, leaving a lost bubble behind, while I carefully unpacked the groceries we’d lifted from our neighbour Tulip’s ‘Champion Penguin’ Pizza House and Kwik-e-Mart.

As I unloaded from the MG Midget rental the usual weekend necessities such as ammo, a pineapple ( for your headdress), some live bio yoghurt, a humorously shaped carrot  and even Tulip’s island-famous Salad Dressing, I shivered in anticipation at what the coming night would hold.

We ate late and walked on the beach where the outgoing tide had left a rectangle of firm damp sand. I thought you would flip when I suggested a run, slipping the hammer into my speedos as a precaution.

‘ You having a giraffe? I’d rather kiss a bee’ – but the brandy balloon full of  ‘Old Bear-Hugger'  worked it’s subtle magic….within moments we were making complicated Origami patterns on the wave rippled silver sand.

 

When that magical weekend ended, all that was left was a garbage bag full of coffee grounds, the odd wadded tissue – and a message carefully traced in fading red crayon on my forehead :

‘ Who’s the Daddy now Big Boy ?’

Don Cabra's Fandabidozee Bazaar · · 19 likes

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: We do not sell, buy or pasture goats.

Buying plushies/flowers singly or in complete sets.

SELLING: All sorts - drop by and take a look ! https://www.torn.com/bazaar.php#/

Fast, safe and secure trading.

Looting and Deserters ? · · 23 likes

Don: 'why can't we LOOT deserters?'

Must be 000's of them all owning shiny stuff - PI's, race cars, pink pico's, Boxing Gloves , Parachutes...all those things that nobody and I mean NOBODY ever finds in Torn.

Player2: I would love that idea ?? I need more things to own

Don: Why I bet you there's some Lvl 40 Deserter out there sitting on a stash of Erotic DVD's he/she didn't get a chance to use or sell before the Significant Other came along and they quit Torn forever...

Player 0: Go suggest it I will thumb up it

Don: Not to mention all the loot from Christmas Town they acquired in their time....just sittin' around rusting and going Out of Life....

DonCabra: I'll just cut and paste this dialogue then uh

Player 3: I would lol ? but that's coz I'm lazy

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Level Targeting List - Level 50-70 ·

For anyone still using this (very useful ) list ,  Shinkee [184315]  has been FEDDED.

 

Any other updates welcome .

 

D C  

my first experince on torn as new player ·

yup...for those who don't know it Kayla made a handy starter kit:

 

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=61&t=15993234&b=0&a=0 

my first experince on torn as new player · · 3 likes

I was in that scene :-) 

Any Americans play torn? ·

I read on 4Chan that they are a fictional group promoted by mainstream media to distract us all from calling out our alien reptile overlords.....

Any Americans play torn? · · 1 like

Bunch of USAF folks came to visit the museum I volunteer at the other day.

 

Me: hi,what part of Canada are you from?

Scout: the Southern part !

 

He was actually from South Carolina and his friends were from all over,one Texan, Florida Man and others.

 

B- 52 ground crew earning a medal  by serving outside CONUS....they understand Americans face a degree of hostility in some places..we like to baffle the shit out of them by being neighbourly. Cousins basically.

 

May even have been Torners.

 

Good luck to them all.

YABA - FORMERLY KNOWN AS CRyPTo · · 3 likes

Never mind Fred & Barney......

WILM.......AAAAA!

Devs, Are You Watching? Here's What Players Want: · · 2 likes

COFFEE 

Both Ends Burning Candle shop ·

 

 

 Torn's newest Candle Store 'Both Ends Burning ' is looking for frequent flyers to join the team... New Players welcome. Chat me for more or head to Applications HERE :https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&ID=114024  

Both Ends Burning Candle shop · · 2 likes

 

 

Both Ends Burning is looking for frequent flyers to bring our new venture to warm happy life !

 

We are a startup so no perks yet. 

 

New Players welcome.

 

Chat me for more or head to Applications HERE :https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&ID=11402

 

 

Don Cabra

 

COFFEE - Proposition 13 - Mas Cafe por favor ! · · 1 like

<< BUMP >>


6 months on, this thread achieved the necessary number of upvotes...Crimes2.0 is rolling out...STILL no Java in Torn .....

Guide to making money in the early game · · 1 like

A LOT of Factions discourage Slutting. You might wanna check with Faction leadership before you go too far down that road.

Naughty or Nice - Merry Christmas. ( 5B giveaway ) ·

 

 

15:35

Howdy hombres, how we doin' ? .Rolling up on Christmas Town people - kicks off 12:30 19th DEC - get those goody bags ready :-)

 

 

 

selleng losses ·

I'm buying...chat me .

Tea or coffee? · · 1 like

Yo damn straight....check this in Suggestions.

 

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=4&t=16179737&b=0&a=0 

 

It achieved the necessary number of upticks - Ched just said no.

 

And given the number of recent Item add-ons Torn developers have managed - its not down to lack of resource.

 

Mas Café por la Puebla !  

 

Don C.

Federal Jail Census 2024 ·

I have two dumb Q's re Fedded accounts- this seems like the right place.

 

!) why is it that often active Players can remain married to a Fedded player( and continue to receive awards for it) ?

 

2) Why can't all Items  in a Fedded Player's Account be returned to Item Marketplace ? 

 

Just askin'...for a friend as it might be....coat fetched. 

Taking Down the DDOSer ·

We call them ' Digital Natives'....my son's generation.

 

Top class post Glasnost...well done for stepping up and BEING somebody.

 

Cyber security is very much a growth industry. Wish I knew more.

 

Don Cabra 

Taking Down the DDOSer · · 1 like

We call them ' Digital Natives'....my son's generation.

 

Top class post Glasnost...well done for stepping up and BEING somebody.

 

Cyber security is very much a growth industry. Wish I knew more.

 

Don Cabra 

sold ·

A dumb question you may be able to answer - why would a single Faction want its members to own a Private Security Company ?

What are the advantages of a PSC ? 

 

Just looking for info,  after noticing that a SMTH  Faction I was looking at has 41% of its Members CEO/employee at a Private Security Company ?

 

:scratch:

SELLING LOSSES ·

See your chat.

Don Cabra's Fandabidozee Bazaar ·

Thanks Brick - good to know we're still ' Keeping The Customer Satisfied ' !

- Mas café por La Puebla !

COFFEE FOR TORN !