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BLACK STATUES [9.9m+ Respect] is Recruiting! · · 59 likes

 

 

BLACK STATUES IS RECRUITING

 

CLICK HERE TO APPLY TODAY

 

We're an active and growing faction, looking to recruit active and growing players!

Who we're looking for:

Active players who show up and contribute

Willingness to learn, improve, and support others

Minimum 100m total battlestats

Level 15+

2.0+ xanax per day

Consistent daily activity

What we offer:

Great perks

Regular competitions and events
Regular wars - average 90% member payout

OCs 2.0, including Advanced & Elaborate scenarios - average 90% member payout

Low drama, respectful culture

Membership of a thriving & friendly 3-faction family

 

If you'd like to chat about joining please reach out to myself or Ceb.

 

A proud member of the E Tu Whanau family with our sisters HAKA and ODB.

Buying your items - great prices (emoji free pricelist!) · · 47 likes

Full price list (clicky)
Start trade

 

Looking to sell your items?

Tired of having to navigate AI-generated forum threads spammed full of emojis?

You're in the right place!

 

Trader buying all your items.

 

Buying temporary items at best prices!

 

Buying plushies and flowers @ 99% market value.

 

See my price list for full details of everything I buy.

 

Competitive prices, fast transactions, and a safe trading partner.

 

Open for trading 07:30 - 22:00 TCT

Full price list (clicky)
Start trade

 

[254 R+] New books [Ched response] · · 261 likes

One of the common complaints from older players who have subscribed for a long time, is that they rarely receive books anymore due to the diminishing pool of books available.

I think there's a few areas where additional books could be released without any being too overpowered or breaking existing game mechanics.

Feedback and additional suggestions welcome :)


Skill Gain Books
Pole Position: Doubles your racing skill gains
The Hamburglar's Guide To Crime: Doubles your crime skills gains (already exists in the code)
Nightingale: Doubles your revive skill gains
Dentists on Safari: Doubles your hunting skill gains


Temporary bonuses
I Know What You Ate Last Sundae: Increase your maximum nerve bar by 50
Works similarly to Ugly Energy, adding 50 nerve to your nerve bar (balanced against an additional 100 energy from Ugly Energy). Could be paired with the addition of a nerve refill item: https://www.torn.com/forums.php?p=threads&f=4&t=16364365

Infinitely Infirm: Increase all outgoing hospitalisation time by 20%
Can be stacked with merits, faction perks and stricken weapons.

Beyond the Ropes: Secrets of the Fight Club: Unlocks access to the Fight Club gym, giving you the best gains available for a month.

The Chameleon: Provides the effect of any other book, whether you have already read it, own it or not
A little bit similar to Memories and Mammories, except you can replicate the effect of any other book, even if you have not yet received it.

Mastery in Needlecraft: Increases the effectiveness and duration of needles by 25%
Can stack with bonuses from companies

Occupational Overdrive: Doubles the amount of job points you receive each day
For balance, this doesn't affect the number of job points you can use

Windfall Whirlwind: Increases money gained from mugging by 50%
Acts as an additional 1.5x multiplier on your existing modifiers such as merits and plunder. (Amended based on feedback)

Art of the Warlord: Increases respect gained from attacks by 25%
An additional multiplier on respect gains from attacks. Can stack with all other modifiers. (Suggested by Smithforrest)

Boom and Bust: From Rags to Riches and Back to Rags Again: Doubles your chance to receive loot from an NPC for the duration of the book. (Suggested by Kwack)

 

Love is All Around: Reduces cost of attacking and reviving by 10 E for the duration of the book.

Touched by a Nightingale: Guaranteed revives for the duration of the book (Suggested by STALKER11)

 

Euphoria Unbound: Immune to the effects of drug overdose for 30 days. Unable to overdose for the duration of the book. (Suggested by Taxxon)

Permanent Gain
The Mission Credit Crunch: Receive a 25% increase to your mission credits balance on completion
Duplicates the effect of the purple egg - multiplies your mission credits by x1.25

Mystery Munitions: Provides a random parcel of special ammo each day

CLOSED · · 87 likes

TL;DR - Angry IBB incel is wasting time and energy harassing women they feel have scorned them on pixel browser text based RPG game, instead of using it in big important war in said game

BAD FORM, DEVS · · 217 likes

It's genuinely quite funny. Posts like this make it 10x funnier

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Chat 3.1 ·

Seems to be a massive improvement, assuming it proves to be stable at peak times. Looks good, nice job.

BUM FIGHTS - E Tu Whanau Production · · 4 likes

Commenting out of disrespect to Brev

BUM FIGHTS - E Tu Whanau Production · · 8 likes

Isn't this the part of the bet where Ana turns up, claims she knows Staypufd irl, and then sends all the money to ImSteve?

Banning of third party casinos · · 2 likes

It's a pretty well established precedent that RMT doesn't cover just "real money". You also can't sell feet pics for xanax, even in a closed loop of:

 

Upload feet pics to Torn → find simp in Global → ask simp for Xanax → send feet pics to simp via mail → Torn

 

If Torn goes in → stays within a closed Torn economy → Torn comes back out, where exactly is the real-money transaction?

 

In the external gambling service that you've set up on Discord.

Banning of third party casinos · · 1 like

Thanks for the response.

 

I have another question, as the more I think about it, the more I feel like what I'm describing may actually be RMT anyway (telling on myself, I realise lol), and as I mentioned before, just not enforced, mainly because it's unproblematic and just a bit of fun between friends and factions (usually).

 

 

REAL MONEY TRADING: DELETION

The exchange of currency or assets on Torn for real-world money or services (including assets from other games) is strictly prohibited. Real money trading directly affects Torn's economy and donation levels, while exposing our users to fraudulent activities. Staff proactively seek out buyers and sellers both on-site and externally, and no warnings are given for the first offense. Buyers will have their purchased goods removed and be subject to a lengthy game ban, whereas sellers will be banned permanently without recourse.

 

Do you not think that actually the current RMT wording is sufficient to cover the existing games and services? If I send someone TCD or xanax in exchange for credits to play on their third party casino on their third party website, that is an asset in another game. The rules already cover that. Rather than changing the rules at all and potentially catching people who are having small scale, fun experiences on Discord (aforementioned lottos and raffles, fantasy games etc), would it not be possible just to issue a clarification note that from X date third party casinos will no longer be tolerated under existing RMT rules? 

Banning of third party casinos · · 3 likes

quite frankly it's a little disgusting that people are so desperately trying to cling onto their third party casinos so hard

 

Maybe I'm misreading the room here, but I don't think that's the actual issue.

 

  1. People want to know what exactly you're planning to ban - discord lottos, pools for fantasy football etc. Maybe that's actually already against the letter of the RMT rules and just not being enforced, but it would be nice for these things to be clarified in advance. It would be a shame if these things are now going to be prohibited. 

  2. The main issue IMO is people being wary of being unintentionally caught out by new rules or new interpretations of existing rules (see the paid referrals debacle earlier this year). Trust in staff and the implementation of the rules has been severely eroded over the last year or so, so don't be surprised that people want clarity on what rule changes will cover.

Banning of third party casinos ·

Brexit aside, Torn is a limited company based in the UK, but I'm pretty sure at one point Ched said they moved the servers to Ireland.

 

Found it here - https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=2&t=16361746&b=0&a=0rh%3D76&to=24025413 

 

Assuming that's still true, you're wrong on all counts.

Banning of third party casinos · · 1 like

This may have been addressed further up, so apologies if it has.

 

buy-ins to external player-run gambling services

 

Would you be able to expand on what would be considered a service at all?

 

I assume that friend groups in discords having a pot for fantasy football etc wouldn't fall foul of this, as it's not a "service", but are you able to clarify?

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Why is search so complex? · · 2 likes

De-duplication would be amazing - if I'm searching for something to do with weapons, say, I don't want to say the same spammed post 10 times. Though I don't know how you'd achieve this without people getting wise to a "dumb" system, and genuine similar posts (including quotes) falling foul to a "smart" system.

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RW: Because D3vl says so · · 3 likes

Aye, and that's their right under the current system. Just don't get why this is PT dude is then slamming the algorithm for not knowing what a great warring faction his faction is, when they're not actually doing any warring

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BLACK STATUES [9.9m+ Respect] is Recruiting! ·

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Faction 'Pay Day' function - No multiple click suppression? ·

bogies Used Car Auction ·

You cannot add parcels or presents.

 

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