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Bounty Depot - Fast Bounties with 150,000+ placed · · 515 likes

Hello,

The greatest stealth weapon in the game is a bounty from Bounty Depot.

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- Guaranteed to keep you and your faction hidden
- I am the only one that knows your name I don't tell my employees.
- If you have any questions just ask me and I'll be happy to help.
-Won't place BOUNTIES on CLIENTS unless they want to remain ANONYMOUS (Will be assumed unless told otherwise).
-Referral program for Bounty placers - When you bring in a new client that purchases 50 or more bounties you'll receive 10% or 500k.
-If for any reason the person is fedded, all placed bounties will be counted as COMPLETED and NO FURTHER BOUNTIES WILL BE PLACED UNLESS PAID FOR

Bounties Placed: 11,298 + 77,859 + 74,039 + 16,081

Prices (Bounty fee* + Anon fee) + My fee
Bounties below 100k = 200k ea (Max 350k for total bounty)
Bounties at or above 100k = 125k ea
*Includes Anon Fee, but the CLIENT must notify me if they want anonymous bounties.*
*Xanax at 830k ea can be used instead of cash*

Example: 1 x $350k bounty will cost $525k bounty fee + $175k anon fee + $125k my fee

Contact - Just send me a message in game message with target's name and cash/Xanax.

Contracts - can be made to continuously renew bounties throughout the week/month.

Bounty Slots Available: Always
*More can be arranged*
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Refrences
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Happy Little Targets
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*Not affiliated with Helvete or Relentless*

Firefox - Chat Boxes Disappearing · · 40 likes

The chat boxes disappear randomly when going to a new page, but doesn't happen all the time. This seems to only be happening in Firefox, which is my main browser that I use ofc! I've cleared all Cache and Cookie from the browser as well with no improvement. Any help would be appreciated greatly.

Edit -"Fix" working for 22 days (10/3/2021) Updated
Temporary fix seems to be downgrading Firefox to v91 (Newest is v92). I downgraded earlier today and haven't had any of the same issues since downgrading, but this is more like a bandaid than an actual fix.

Edit 2- Updating Firefox did not fix any issues

Edit 3 - Only Effects New Pages
Once the chat boxes start disappearing when loading new pages do you have to close down your browser completely, but old tabs won't be effected until you refresh them.

With Torn Tools off...
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With Torn Tools and in private mode...
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With Torn Tools and my Add blocker off...
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Version of firefox
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Time for another "I Love JFK" photo contest! · · 12 likes

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Bounty Depot - Fast Bounties with 150,000+ placed · · 46 likes

No one is off limits!

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*Information may no longer be accurate.

. · · 44 likes

Sometimes the best thing to do to a scammer is a knife sunk into the back from the shadows. Over at Bounty Depot we can do just that for you and more.

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Recent archived posts

MadHatter - Rest in Peace · · 5 likes

Hatter was an amazing person, but also someone that once crossed he could be the literal devil incarnate. He would go after people with happy reducers, hospitalizing, and bounties. Always had a good time talking to him and discussing the game and things in life. Though I didn't know him outside of the game. I will still miss him deeply

May Mad "Cody" Hatter find peace and joy wherever he goes. Goodbye my friend and safe travels through the ether

Spot the egg · · 4 likes

All Ghillied Up




This is Captain Eggy "Hard Boiled" Huevos, he has trained his whole 2 weeks of life to be a sniper egg. Over the course of his long unspoiled career he has spilled the yolk of many a counter egg. He will use all of his knowledge to remain hidden.


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You have exactly 10 minutes to find and scramble him before he cracks you open like Humphrey Dumpty. Good luck out there!

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Solution: If you click on this you have failed!

f**k you and this cheating ass game · · 15 likes

Don't bother checking the link. There are no eggs on that page :(

Butterfly Effect · · 28 likes

I now know why the war was started, but I DEMAND to get paid if I'm to slut!

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P.s You can send the cash to me at anytime for I'll be in the hosp after breaking NS fists with my face. Thank you

Bounty Depot - Fast Bounties with 150,000+ placed · · 3 likes

They may have clipped my wings, but my conviction is as strong as ever to continue placing bounties. Nothing can stop the bounty train even though they stole my voice. Bounties will still be placed!!!

Messages on the bounties are limited though.

Bounty Depot - Fast Bounties with 150,000+ placed ·

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[RW] Monarch Research v The Next Level · · 19 likes

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Halloween Lucky Dip · · 1 like

Tuesday patch notes, bounty slots increased from 10 to 50.

Bounty Depot - Fast Bounties with 150,000+ placed · · 2 likes

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What to send · · 8 likes

You're goddamned right they love them! Over at Bounty Depot we will make sure your friends spend every moment of their Birthday IRL and not have to focus on the game. So make that Birthday one to remember!

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[RW] Itsi Bitsi Bikini VS Destructive Anomaly · · 2 likes

I'll take that bet. Easy Money :D

Though a good way to turn the tides of a Ranked War is to place bounties on your members. Over at the Bounty Depot we can do just that alleviating your fears of not having too many slots for a tidy sum of course.

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So what is stopping you from winning more today?

Bounty Depot - Fast Bounties with 150,000+ placed ·

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Grave please · · 26 likes

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Bounty Depot has placed tens of billions of dollars worth of bounties on people and have never given up a single client! We take the focus away from you, such as...

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So why not use us today?

Disclaimer - Works best when the other person has no clue that they would come from you.

. · · 5 likes

Ah yes. Why do high level players win the lottery more than the newer players? The simple answer is that ched deems it so along with the sale that is going on over at Bounty Depot. Where for a limited time only. All bounties placed on, himanshupatel [2781480] and his faction, AssKickers United will have their bounty fee reduced from 125k to 75k per. The total cost coming out to 2x bounty + 75k per until the 17th of June.

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Hope this clears it up for you btw!

Easter Lucky Dip ·

The TRUE bunny is locked up and is being used and abused to produce eggs by the NPC gang. It has been many years since they've captured it and have had one of their own masquerading as the bunny. One day we will find the location and when we do. Not a single NPC will be safe on the streets of TORN.

Sohez Trading Boutique | Fast, secure trades! · · 1 like

As someone who travels on nearly monthly basis I only use one person to sell my horde of plush critters. That someone is Sohez.

They make sure that they go to good homes and not to someone who will throw them away during Museum day. That they will be loved and treasured just like they should be and Sohez is the one who makes that happen.

Sohez takes the time to carefully find new homes for them, but it doesn't end there. Sohez brings me weekly updates that will tell me how my Plush lion or Plush Adora-bear is doing. I thought this would stop after I blocked them, but it hasn't and they still update me weekly. If anyone knows how to stop these updates, please help me make this end. I haven't sold anything to you in 5 months Sohez!!!

To Whom it May Concern - By Bounty Depot · · 93 likes

Hello GD,

I run a bounty brokerage called, Bounty Depot. I was recently sent a bunch of money the other day from a anonymous person that said, "You were sent $REDACTED from someone with the message: bounty Slork [204836] 2mil each". Now normally I don't place these types of bounties since this guy is part of the Monarch Family, but this guy REFUSED to place 1 bounty for me roughly 1 year ago. Most people would've forgotten such a thing, but I have his name (along with other names) on a file on my desktop to remind me WHO. YOU. PEOPLE. ARE!

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So I did the only sane thing that one could when you are not supposed to bounty your family members...

17:44:01 - 16/02/22 You placed 10x $2,000,000 bounties on Slork for a cost of $30,000,000 : Happy Chaining!
04:46:59 - 17/02/22 You placed 2x $2,000,000 bounties on Slork for a cost of $6,000,000 : Chain Happily!

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To the person who sent me the cash. I can't send a mail to you so I thought to make this instead. Thank you :)

Those who left a impression on Slork
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P.s Reaction from Monarch discord...
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i need money · · 10 likes

In 14 days, Bounty Depot, is offering a sale on all bounties on Calthedragon [2755497]. For the price of just the bounty fee + 200k you can give this individual your hard earned cash to help his dreams come true!

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*Bounty Depot is bad at interpreting dreams and is not responsible for incorrect interpretations*

Wonderin if u still care about honor like I do... · · 62 likes

Two wrongs don't make a right, but placing bounties on him and anyone he associates with will 100% make you feel right as rain. Over at, Bounty Depot, we can help make this....

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...a reality.

. · · 44 likes

Sometimes the best thing to do to a scammer is a knife sunk into the back from the shadows. Over at Bounty Depot we can do just that for you and more.

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