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SoapyCilantro [2220138] Level 93 Abroad Cilantro Cartel Leader

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Cancer Free! · · 897 likes

I would like to start this off by saying happy thanksgiving to all of my torn friends/the torn community. For those of you that have been following me, I posted recently about my cancer diagnosis. I started treatment back in September. Yesterday was the halfway point so the doctors ordered a PET scan to see if/how well the treatment was working. I am blessed to say that the results came back showing that I am in complete remission! 100% cancer free! I am not out of the woods yet and I still have a few months of doctors visits and treatment to go. But as of today the cancer is gone. Thank you to everyone who has supported me through this journey! I hope to have many more years of torn activity, as well as a long life outside of this game! Thanks again!

Cancer. · · 707 likes

I don’t know how to start this, I just feel like I want to vent to the community. I have had a torn account for about 5 years and have been playing actively for 3 or so of those years. Over the past few months I have ran into some health issues. It started with a rash on my arm that turned into a swollen lymph node in my armpit that would not go away. After about a month of it being there I finally started going to the doctor. This was in mid June. I am now going in for surgery tomorrow to remove the lymph node for a biopsy with the suspicion that I have Hodgkin’s lymphoma. I have had multiple pet/ct scans and have found more swollen nodes in my chest/neck. I’ve been pinched and poked more in the last 3 months than any other point in my life trying to figure out what’s wrong with me. I have no other symptoms other than the swollen nodes, I am a 31 year old male, relatively fit (5 foot 6, 132lbs, highly active) I have a wife who is 7 months pregnant as well as an 8 year old son and a 2 year old son..this wasn’t supposed to happen to me. As I sit here and reflect on my situation with the idea that cancer could be lurking in my body at this moment, I am scared. But I am also strong and confident I will get through this. I will continue my activity in torn for as long as time allows me. I want to thank my faction for being very supportive in this time. I want to thank the torn community for the years of entertainment and gameplay as well as the distraction from life when it gets tough. Thank you all! Wish me luck!

Grave cheating in the game ( api ) mobil vs pc · · 60 likes

I know API in real life and they wouldn’t do that! 

Federal jail question · · 24 likes

Nice try Z_junior..we know it’s you

Cloud Migration · · 45 likes

Based in the states here (Florida to be exact) immediately noticed the difference now that we are on a cloud server. Pages load seamlessly, no lag, everything feels snappier and so far no error codes when trying to load a page. If things continue this way, this a huge achievement for the torn dev team, so far I’m impressed. Nice work.

Edit: spelling error in title. Lol

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Globetrotter! · · 7 likes

13:00:45 - 21/10/25 You were awarded the honor: Globetrotter

 

Spent my first few years just being a plushie runner, gave it up after I started making good passive income, now just from rehabbing I finally finished the globetrotter achievement!

Goodbye and Thank You · · 1 like

Thanks for being a part of this experience!

4x FHC a Day Without Diminishing NetWorth · · 2 likes

What stocks did you pick for dividends?

What is your worst monetary loss in Torn? ·

17:48:24 - 06/12/22 You lost your $1,000,000,000 (x1.50) bet in the Bookie on Spain (3-Way Ordinary time) bet on Morocco v Spain (Football)

Battle Stat Achievment! · · 1 like

Congrats! 

Collecting! · · 2 likes

I’m collecting gold teeth, I’m at 5000 so far.

Grave cheating in the game ( api ) mobil vs pc · · 60 likes

I know API in real life and they wouldn’t do that! 

Returning player - whats been happening? · · 4 likes

Uncle quit, ovoxo was fedded, D3vl was supposed to quit but didn’t, Cthulhu was summoned by proxima during Halloween, rifty posted an entire book of an apology, we got crimes 2.0 which everyone hated and then started liking, we got chat 2.0 which everyone hated and then started liking, now we have items 2.0 which everyone hates and enough time hasn’t passed yet. Points selling got removed from the pawn shop so the market/economy has been all messed up, the devs removed pretty much all events from the game outside of Halloween and Christmas town. Oh, we got keepsakes..

Keepsake entire set ·

So if you buy them from the item market, does it not mark them off as having it on the keepsakes page?

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Still looking!

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Manual labor 71,584

Intelligence 79,114

Endurance 147,095

10/10 EE

 

looking for gentleman’s stripclub

Congratulations to the new staff team! ·

yeah Flare definitely deserves this! Dude has been incredibly helpful and overall on top of shit. Congrats

The Summoning · · 5 likes

Congrats on being the first person to reach “summon him” proxima!

What features should be reworked/updated? · · 4 likes

I think the job and company system could really use some love. It’s supposed to be a big part of the game, but honestly, I forget I’m even in a company half the time! It’d be awesome if it was more active and rewarding, with ways to actually get involved and feel like our roles matter. Like, what if there were daily or weekly company goals with rewards when we hit them? Or maybe projects we could all pitch in on that give bonuses based on how much everyone helps out. Even some random events where companies compete or team up would make it more exciting. Overall, more interaction and teamwork would make being in a company way more engaging.

How about that refund bogie? · · 2 likes

I understand the logic behind removing stats or merits when issuing a refund, but we should think about the effort involved in earning those gains. If a player used the item over time and worked to build up stats or merits, those accomplishments reflect their investment and aren’t solely reliant on the item itself. Taking that progress away would feel like discounting their efforts since they actively worked toward those benefits.

 

If a feature or item no longer functions as expected, players should be able to request a refund while still keeping the progress they’ve earned. The refund would then recognize the fact that the item isn’t delivering as promised, without erasing the achievements players worked for. This approach seems fair, as it respects both the player’s time and the original purpose of the item.

How about that refund bogie? ·

I don’t believe the stat/merit should go away just because we decide to sell off something that is no longer useful to us. By that logic should we also drop weapon exp down to zero and take away all the stats you’ve built on it because you decide to sell it? 

Count to 5000 win 50 million (Ended) ·

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Will torn last another 5 years? · · 1 like

I don’t know? Can you repeat the question! You’re not the boss of me now, you’re not the boss of me now, you’re not the boss of me now and you’re not so big! 

Why do you play Torn? · · 2 likes

Because number go up

How much is bought via DP's should be made public · · 1 like

This made me actually laugh out loud 🤣