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Your cute gamer is back 

I was away for a bit on a really really cute army hiatus 

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This is actually smart to announce this in the forums in case he kills you, everyone knows what happened (not saying he'll kill you) but Ngl this is a great deterrent 

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UPDATE;

News headline: Dog and 2 xanax causes a community to lose aprox 30 billion

Byline could be : 2 xanax lead to theft of 21b . Each xanax cost 10.5b each

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breaking news: Nutpunch just scammed 4 billion+21b





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Breaking news, Nutpunch scams 4 billion from 30 people

how’s the story goes

Nutpunch's friend's dog was sick and he got berated over 2 xanax, Nutpunch said that this is the reason he decided to steal 4b from the vault and a mining company.

Nutpunch was a new faction Leader, who was appointed as a Co leader, and after winning a war, Nutpunch stole exactly -4,281,195,666 torn dollars from all of the members who had previous war winnings deposited (for wars they won before Nutpunch joined)

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Please god I hope I did better than last time, I explained the story about Mightygoober and y’all didn’t believe me til page 7 when Mightygoober himself confessed. I don’t think Nutpunch will confess this time around so you’d better believe me the first time. Thanks

I just found out that rifty also sent Nutpunch his own mining company worth 21 billion, and Nutpunch deleted it As part of a scam. RIP.


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So Nutpunch scams 2 separate people at the same time. 4b and 21b.

Shit, Meanmike being my offspring was not on my bingo card. I love you bogie! Also I love d3vl being the dad of my Meanmike son. Oh my god. 

damn, this is better than Pinguux. Goodbye Pingu I’ve started a new family XD 

this is comedic gold! 

I literally didn’t even say anything until these people brought me up to shit on me wtf 

listen to qiffle and stop continuing tbe topic! Oh and don’t think u can start posting just cuz u think ill stay   Quiet and let u walk all over me silently , YOU need to stay quiet 

You sound like a sore loser. Theres no mechanic button to “steal” a faction, this isn’t crimes 2.0 

Fair enough. Your post just seemed to imply that I’d stolen the first one or that I steal factions at all (which, I  don’t, I got tricked by a shit ton of people at the time. ) 

Correction,  I had an ownership contract so  i wouldn’t  call it stealing 

I’ve never acted wrong though. Show me one instance where I acted wrong. There’s none. I’ve never scammed (if you check my profile signature, people love painting stuff as scams but they don’t know the definition of what a scam is.) I’ve always honored all my deals or renegotiated settlements. I mean that unironically and not trolling, I’m legitimately a good person. You don’t even know me. Of course I’m worthy. 

Both of these factions have history with me lol

So I can’t decide who I would rather lose harder 

Maybe both!

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“3) CRLF's Keepsake (Last action 942 days ago and basically a Temu Omanpx 😭)”

holy shit, I’m seriously getting old, when I remember me and CRLF back-to-back in the trenches defending SMTH in Fedded archives, and it was just the two of us. 

Damn. So it’s been that long. 

I’m really a grandma now. 

Thank you Jynnx :D

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Thanks Jynxx

Mean Miiiike! I am 100% sure that you will become a keepsake. I was going to recommend you to join the keepsakes in Stretch’s thread.

I just didn’t have time yet because I’ve been buried under hundreds of fan mail, but I was 100% going to do that as soon as I have time to settle down and in the right mind frame.

I will bet 100 million torn dollars that you will be next year’s keepsake. Take my 100 million dollars torn bet.

edited to add: this bet is for MeanMike to take ONLY. Don’t anyone else try to take it! If someone wants to bet me separately on this, I am willing to do 20m each, and limited to 2 additional people. 

As kpop demon hunters rumi says, you can go after me but you can’t go after the fans, hmph 

Dude why don’t we just go with the good memories, 

I have some non Rifty memories too

heres one good on

smth joins the hall of fame , and I am the first to recognize it (I was in a faction that got sold to smth and then I refused to leave and follow the faction mates) 

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=9&t=16329989&b=0&a=0

then i started rank warring and won , my war history goes back many years: 

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=9&t=16333565&b=0&a=0

There’s tons more but I’m kinda lazy but good stuff 

You definitely didn’t see the unedited versions. I have the unedited versions, you don’t. 

you claim you do, but you simply don’t. You only have what Rifty chooses to show you, and don’t have what Rifty chooses to not show you. 

unless Rifty downloads the entire archive of his direct DM with me from start to finish  and sends you that file, you essentially have nothing. 

ragebaiting and pissing me off so bad by talking so much shit to me, then when I clap back, screenshotting just that part and calling that “unedited”. Like ok congrats?

That’s really really unfair, screenshots of personal conversations are out of context and it’s because I didn’t screenshot a lot of the bad stuff I went through because I don’t f**king have the time, and I shouldn’t have to. I could and have if someone mattered to me. He can nitpick and choose what to reveal to exaggerate and misrepresent the situation.  Privately when I had some time, I showed a few conversations Rifty omitted and there 

there are a few important respected people in the community who have stated: 

“Rifty is on my shit list for refusing to remove logs he was never authorized to share that he only got by exaggerating and misrepresenting the situation in the first place”

  you have to stop acting like you can choose a side for something you know nothing about  

hundreds of people sent me messages praising me, if that doesn’t make me a torn star, what does? 

I do have to point out that I was quiet for YEARS and quietly took Xanax but otherwise was living a normal torn life with no one bothering me and me bothering no one,

and quietly taking Xanax to train ONLY defense since I was bothering no one and was left alone, so my defense was 600m+  while I had 1k on all other stats.

 then all of a sudden, this Oran post exposing me lead me to the realization that I had nothing to lose anymore- I mean, everyone at the time in the public forums already saw me from a negative light, so I started acting like my normal self with unfiltered views. Then after a while, many people over time grew used to my real earnest personality,  and got used to my raw authenticity and accepted me as their fellow player. It was jarring to them at first, since I don’t mince my words. 

like , that faction that left their armory unlocked for YEARS and didn’t tell anyone that there was any chain requirements, is technically in the wrong but the public didn’t side with me, they sided with them.  And that’s  fine , I still got a chance to explain how that event occurred in the first place. Though, to be FAIR, I probably would have been lazy and not made the hits anyway, because I hated torn at the time because it was SO BORING. So they were right. Im just pointing  out that they didn’t make it clear because I can.  

However now that I am a torn  star , I don’t get bored as easily, hence I login multiple times a day to respond to my fans, so it’s completely different from the time before the Oran post where I only logged in once every 2 days to take a free Xanax. So I guess thank Oran for making me famous enough to express my unfiltered views. 

in the past, before this Oran post when people didn’t know me, I had to filter my views because I still had a chance to play quietly.

now, there’s no point to self censoring because, I self censored and went QUIET recently then joined a NOOb 150k respect cache farm.

all the noobs were worshipping my stats because I carried, then suddenly the leader kicked me because he received too many hate mail he got from my anti-fans. And I was quiet from the forums  for months at that time too. 

so again, no point self censoring anymore.

I had this in mind last year when I nominated Jynnx as a keepsake, now I can post it! (Yor just looks like Jynnx) the knife is a shiny diamond bladed  knife 

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“Sorry to the other honorees” don’t be pathetic and disrespectful to the others.  

Hate on my keepsake all you want, but Evaline’s and Kelsie’s keepsakes are the best keepsakes Torn has ever come up with. They’re definitely within the top 3 out of all 49 collectibles shown so far.

These two amazing ladies outweigh even your most hated figure by a large margin.

If all it takes for you to suddenly have a problem with the keepsakes is your hated figure getting one, when two other well-deserving women got theirs at the same time, that’s crazy. Either way, I win. If no active women had gotten theirs this year, then sure, call it ruined. But since good, active women did get theirs, I don’t see anything ruined at all.

You loved it when it had unintentionally zero active women representation, despite dozens upon dozens of active males, and now you suddenly hate it? You should’ve hated it all along. If the “smallest thing” makes you hate it now, then how did that unbalanced representation not bother you back then? Now that the representation has finally been corrected (50% are women, and two of them are the most active women, since I don’t even consider myself active anymore), now you suddenly have a problem? Go check yourself.

I dont even care about the item itself - if people like you  were quiet, I wouldn’t have cared, it’s the principle of it and the outrage that makes me suddenly care a lot more now seeing your hypocrisy on feed.  

also guys get this: I dont even know this Rogue guy, never even spoken to him, yet this guy’s spewing hate. 💀

First don’t call this a sociopathic trap, you will speak to me with respect or not at all. Defending people is not sociopathy. 

Second,   no I wasn’t , I meant her as an example . I support aoc though. 

what are your views on aoc?