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Best TORN Jokes Competetion · · 8 likes

What kind cereal do they serve in Federal Prison?
MULTI grain!!!!

What a relief the dirty bomb wasnt for me · · 25 likes

Shame on me for clicking the link to this stupid post.

Display Cabinets · · 17 likes

They are like Display cabinets in real life.

In theory, they are meant to display to family and friends coveted rarities and treasures, impeccably placed and displayed to draw awe from those that look into the fine glass laid in oak and walnut, meticulously set in the corner of your living room.

In practice, they are crammed full of useless shit no one cares about, shoved in the corner of a detritus filled room reeking of cigarette butts and failure, causing concern of your life goals to all that peer into it.

To Cloud - New merit proposal · · 24 likes

Soon™

. · · 43 likes

I'd suggest just avoiding these types of investments all together.

Recent archived posts

Scammed for 45 mill · · 2 likes

I feel scammed of the 30 seconds stolen from me reading whatever you were trying to explain. 

Just a pro tip for you lads · · 1 like

They really should warn players about reading in a text based game. 

I won 200B Russian Roulette + DIVIDENDS · · 1 like

I'll just use that 100m on drugs and alcohol

Sir_Nuttingham + Crypto Diss · · 1 like

Um.

 

 

WTF

Let's put together a list of buy-muggers · · 4 likes

Getting buy mugged sucks, but its on me for sleeping on the sale, not the buyer mugging me. 

 

Sucks to suck.

. · · 1 like

Spend all of your money of DPs and them chuck them into the dump

 

Leaving Torn, Giving Away My Stuff ·

Can I have ur stuff?

SOOO. Are we gonna talk about this? ·

Lol ok, thats kinda funny.

 

Nice one.

Selling my faction ·

Tree fiddy 

DAY TWELVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

A merry Christmas message in this thread

Farewell my friends and foes. · · 2 likes

Didja quit yet?

makes me laugh ·

You know when you read something so stupid that you spend time wondering why is it so stupid that you feel more stupid for trying to understand the stupidity of it all?

Well, now I do too.

9* Gas Station Hiring! ·

Hey you! Yeah, you!

Do you find yourself wondering how you can improve your existence in this God forsaken city?

Do you often wonder why you feel so incomplete?

Well, boys and girls, fear no more. Now YOU can give back to the wonderful trash ridden city by becoming an employee of this janky ass Gas Station!

Get hooked up with daily pay, free, that's right FREE, trains, and after three weeks that caterpillar on your upper lip might just turn into a mustache! Simmer down ladies!!!

"I used to be nothing, but then I joined the Two Pump Chump Gas Station and I grew a beard, my dick has feeling and my rich sick aunt died and left me a house! Thank you Two Pump Chump!"
- You after you join, probably.

"I used to be a good for nothing nobody, and then I joined Two Pump Chump Gas Station. Ladies started talking to me, drug dealers slid me free samples and I got the confidence I truly needed to become the person I am today" - Thomas Jefferson

"I grew up with a piece of shit step father and a drunk whore of a mother. My life was going no where, and I had almost given up, when I landed a job at Two Pump Chump Gas Station. My life totally changed! Now, strippers rail lines of coke off my boner, my step dad is my little servant bitch and I make so much money I can fund an government coup in a small country! All thanks to Three Pump Chump Gas Station!" - Fred "Mr. Rogers" Rogers

Get serious about causing mayhem and take in the perks of working at a Gas Station, like free, that's right FREE, molotov Cocktails, resistance to burns, healing during combat, passive increase to speed and making your flamethrower dope as f**k!

Apply today, and get your shit together!

high levels can steal everything · · 3 likes

Your form of trolling is f**king painful.

I honestly don't even know if that's an insult or a compliment.

I Buy Everything ·

R+

Fast and safe trade. Mug free.

Good prices!

. · · 43 likes

I'd suggest just avoiding these types of investments all together.

The fountain of loose change · · 7 likes

You are doing a crime sifting through trash complaining about finding trash?

It's a stupid crime. Just like how we all would pick pocket people for chump change.

How much from your stash box? ·

19:37:24 - 25/06/23 You opened a Stash Box and gained $34,500

hi i am looking for a wife · · 3 likes

I hope your tinder profile is less f**king painful than this.

Poor game design ·

We don't often talk about this in Torn, definetly not in GD Forums.
But there are thousands of players out there like you. Who feel disenfranchised, singled out and targeted, victims of so many game mechanics.
They are becoming a silent majority, players who just get pummeled into the background.
You don't have to be alone. Join them, amd let your voice be heard. Link arms, and stand, resilient, side by side. And, unlike Torn, Farmville will always let you feel like a winner.