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{350+R} Torn City Raceway · · 372 likes

I think it would awesome if Torn City Raceway had a spectators section where people could place bets! Races would each have their own code so that friends could watch and bet on each others races! who knows maybe even put in a real life gambling system for those serious folk!

*Edit* I'm talking about official races, something that we as players don't have to organize, perhaps there would be bookkeeper at the casino to take bets on all the different classed races and a TV you can watch it on (if you want to watch it that is), and there would be race codes if you wanted to bet on your friends if not you can just bet on random races

Your comments and input will greatly help others to see this post, so it gets the 250 +Rs that it needs so it can can be considered

  • bobdawildman - I really like this idea, but the racing system would have to change a bit in order to prevent manipulation. There would have to be a time where cars are locked in, and odds are generated and bets opened after that point. So maybe racers have the first 30 minutes to select their car, then bets open for the 30 minutes before the race of course this wouldn't take into account if people leave the race. Maybe if someone abandons the race after the lock in period, then the betting would be cancelled and all placed bets are refunded.
  • Sikotiq - Maybe if you drop out of a race, then everyone who bet on you automatically loses their money. Those people would probably then bounty, mug, and/or harass you. That would definitely make you think twice about quitting a race.
  • Alkatraz - Yes, I think that’s a great idea! Directors should also have the choice to sponsor a car for a popularity boost and so our racers could finally get paid
  • GlitterFart - R+ I think that the choice to sponsor a car for a popularity boost (and so our racers could finally get paid) is awesome. Maybe even add some graphics to it, now you have a list of cars participating, but with sponsored cars maybe there could be company banners next to it or stickers of some sort? Extra visuals to make the site betting more vibrant
  • Asipu - What is missing are the podium prizes. In real life you have a bottle of bubbly, a cup and/or medal and bouquet of flowers! Writing the code to trigger prizes on official races is simple. But make the prizes identical for all the official tracks and different for the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd placed.
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    Something like this would also track with the missions Duke gives that talk about gambling at the tracks, and how you shouldn't shoot the racers and stuff. (Not saying that attacks on racers should effect gambling odds, just me being a worldbuilding nerd)

Racers should get a portion of the money won from bets on them if they win. 

 

 

 

Racer gets 1-5% of all money won on them if they win the race for instance. 

 

 

 

To avoid manipulation betting races would need to be separate from official races for pts.

 

 

Dickbutt:

The money race would be locked for 24 hrs and racers would not be able to drop. This gives betters time to review racers, see upgrades and make an informed bet.

  

me:

Good idea but I think the winning should go to the gamblers 100% BUT the money from all the losses could go to the win /place /show! 

You Might Be A Toron.... · · 191 likes

Inspired By: Jeff Foxworthy and Torn City (IF you don't know Jeff Foxworthy, look up "You might be a redneck")
Written By: SimbaJack
Member of In Memory Of The Fallen

1. If you get buy mugged because you put 25 DPs in marketplace and didn't self-hospitalize, You might be a Toron.

2. If you buy Vicodin in someone's Bazaar for $850,000 each, You might be a Toron

3. If you sell losses at $250,000 each, You might be a Toron

4. If you bounty someone 300 times because they won't take you off their enemies list, You might be a Toron

5. If you open a parcel sent by "Someone" and lose all your happiness, You might be a Toron

6. If you get bountied 100 times for shooting your mouth off in global chat, then cry about it in the forums, You might be a Toron

7. If you run a faction of 100 people, and YOU are the 100 people, You might be a Toron

8. If you sell information to the enemy faction and honestly can't figure out why you were kicked out, You might be a Toron

9. If you rob your faction bank, and then reapply to join a month later, You might be a Toron

10. If you have 1000 Forum posts and 0 Karma, You might be a Toron

11. If you quit your job at a 9* company for a job in a 10* company, then get fired for having low work stats, You might be a Toron

12. If you ask for advice and tell everyone your Total Battle Stats in a forum post, You might be Toron

13. If you take your 4th Xan and watch 5 EDVDs before your Drug CD finishes (^GUILTY^), You might be a Toron

14. If you got Fedded for getting drunk IRL and fighting with a staff member over Global/Trade chat, You might be a Toron

15. If you have tried to claim the bounties on Jesus more than a couple of time, You might be a Toron

16. If you contact staff asking for free hand outs, You might be a Toron

17. If you contact Staff to ask for help with your schoolwork, You might be a Toron are not smarter than a 5th grader

18. If you get caught selling pics of your boobs for cash in torn, You might be a Toron

19. If your real-life Spouse has been asking you to take out the same bag of garbage for 4 days and you don't know why you're getting yelled at, You might be a Toron

20. If your cat jumps up on the keyboard and breaks your chain, You might be a Toron

21.If you spent an hour writing joke about Torn, You might be a Toron!

Thank you and good night ;-)

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Hiring Fitness Center 9* and growing ;-) · · 10 likes

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You just apply and let us take care of the rest ;-) https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&ID=88354

Few rw weapons in display pm if interested · · 11 likes

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