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Trump declares all Americans female · · 54 likes

Good news for the population of America. The Battle of the Sexes is over!

 

The result: women have won.

 

The insightful and wise Father-God Trump has just signed Executive Order 

 

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/defending-women-from-gender-ideology-extremism-and-restoring-biological-truth-to-the-federal-government/

 

 

As we all know His Highness and Most Worshipful Trump is an intelligent Man who has one of the finest scientific minds known to man, sorry, woman. He has seen fit in His Wisdom to specifically refer to the embryo's conception.

It's widely known that, at conception, an embryo does not develop primary male sexual characteristics until 8-10 weeks after conception.

 

In a bold and wise move His Excellency and GodEmperor Trump has decreed is thus, we are all female. Thus it is and shall be.

Amen.

Orange clown. AKA president of the United States · · 25 likes

At the risk of wasting my time...

 

Musk isn't finding waste or fraud. He's finding thing he doesn't like. Mostly in departments who have (or had) lawsuits against his financial interests.

 

Tell me when his audit of the Pentagon begins. Or when a single cut affects his bottom line.

They're EATING THE DOGS · · 22 likes

I know there's a separate thread for the debate. But I have to ask our Trump aligned Torn residents something.

 

Look this is a safe space. It's anonymous. I won't tell your family.

 

But when Trump says "they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats"... do you really believe that. Or are you just repeating it in the hopes that it will be heard by someone who believes it?

 

It seems to me there's only two options:

 

A. You're thick as shit who will lustily gobble up any garbage dumped in front of you.

B. You know its lies but think that your fellow MAGA swine are thick as shit who will lustily gobble up any garbage dumped in front of them.

 

It would help if you could clarify.

valid crash out - fake story · · 29 likes

I would have kicked you much earlier.

Time to boycott the USA? · · 20 likes

The Mad King has finally done it.

 

Time for the countries of the world to unite. Wherever possible, products produced in Red States need a global boycott in place.

 

What do non-Americans think of this madness?

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Protested oil inside drinkable water ·

Seriously, what is this?

Protested oil inside drinkable water · · 1 like

What is this supposed to be?

Why must we all be so divided? · · 1 like

How's the high horse? Not too much vertigo?

Why must we all be so divided? ·

You should join us at the Democratic Socialsts of America.

 

We have a completely different view of the future and how we would go about doing that.

United States Of America Dream is getting destroyed ·

I think this should be in the Paranormal forum.

Our president has ended war with Iran ! 9-26 ·

Obesity rates at 70%.

Population growth.

 

Would you be so kind as to share the source for that? It's a claim that seems to be in contradiction with the reporting in Gaza?

 

At the very minimum, it would mean a live birth for every death. Given the reported destruction of medical facilities, that seems unlikely.

Why must we all be so divided? · · 2 likes

I appreciate your sentiment. However I'm afraid that one side is determined to wreck the machine and a large number of people have been suckered into thinking that, after wrecking the machine, a new better one is going to be built. It's not.

 

I've said this before. If the things that conservatives want to happen to others, happened to them - they are horrified.
If the things that leftists want to happen to others, happens to them - they are delighted.

 

I listed above 10 things I want to see happen. If they affected me, it would be a great day. Access to healthcare, lowering pollution, affordable housing. I want EVERYONE to have a better life.

But look at what the MAGA creeps want - for other people to suffer. Empower the rich, make healthcare more expensive, kill foreigners and jack up inflation, loot and embezzle.

 

I mean can you name a single Republican policy that primarily benefits the majority of working and middle class people in the country that isn't secretly a kickback for the millionaire class?

Why must we all be so divided? ·

You are confusing "the left" with the Democrats.

 

The Democrats are a corporatist centre right party. For now.

Why must we all be so divided? ·

Quite the contrary. I can list plenty of things I am invested in:

Access to tax funded, free at consumption healthcare.

A progressive tax system that eliminates billionaire wealth.

Money out of politics.

A massive house building project.

A green new deal.

An end to military interventionism and the military-industrial complex.

The Pentagon budget to be slashed if it cannot pass an audit.

Investment in public infrastructure, transport and education.

Investment in apprentice scheme to train young people in essential trades.

A move towards an all-electric power system powered by renewable energy.

 

There you go that's the first 10 I could think off the top of my head.

 

I'd also add nationalising food production so that farmers were protected. Mostly from themselves.

 

Please - tell me the wonderful plans of the conservative movement.

Why must we all be so divided? · · 1 like

Oh dear. If I may offer you some unsolicited advice, maybe lay off on the r-word talk.

 

It's not a good look for anyone. It really suggests to people that you are of low intellect. I'm not sure how old you are - but you sound like a small child who has discovered a naughty word and wants to use it as much as possible. You've graduated from bum, poo, willy and are experimenting with exciting phrases.

 

Perhaps this is an opportunity to just walk away with your head held high?

Political Meme Dump · · 1 like

I'd also point out that voting is the bare minimum requirement to be part of a democracy and most people don't even do that.

 

If you get to the ballot and think "they're both the same" then you had 4 years to help get someone good on that ballot.

Our president has ended war with Iran ! 9-26 ·

It... wasn't a story?

Purple Texas? ·

Yes - I have interreacted with you on multiple occasions. 

Why must we all be so divided? ·

Remember dude - we are very different. I back up my claims with evidence, not anecdotes.

 

70% - the majority of rural voters - put their cross against Trump's name.

 

https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2025/06/26/voting-patterns-in-the-2024-election/

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/rural-voters-backed-trump-polling-100000811.html

 

The voted for the MAGA President. They voted for the MAGA Governors, the MAGA Senators and the MAGA Representative. And now - just like their favourite sheep - they are getting bent over and reamed.

 

Communists didn't fuck them over. The gays didn't fucked them over. It wasn't Muslims. It wasn't Iran or China. It wasn't transwomen in basketball. It wasn't Mamdani. It wasn't Hasan Piker.

 

They did it to themselves.

 

YouTube video oIFLtNYI3Ls

Our president has ended war with Iran ! 9-26 ·

Terrorism: violence that I don't like.

 

A meaningless term.

Walkout on UN meeting ·

Sounds sinister.

UK's war readiness mobilisation drill ·

Yes, that's what we are saying about you.

Diamond rings and Lollipop collector ·

You know you're not actually collecting things, right?

These are numbers on a screen.

Trump: Lower Interest Rates or I Kill America ·

I was going to write "first rapist elected to Presidency" but then I remembered who former Presidents were.

UK's war readiness mobilisation drill · · 2 likes

It's always projection with you lot, isn't it?