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While trying to set fire to my neighbor's warehouse, I decided to take a pee break on the ashes. While dropping my pants I felt an immense pain in my chest and woke up in the hospital. As i laid there in the hospital bed with my lighter still in hand and pants at my knees, I see this handsome hunk of a doctor. Through my piss and ash covered eyes I squint to read his name tag. It is none other than Spruce Willis! I sigh in relief knowing I did not have to deal with another Torn Hospital trainee. This 6'5" alpha male of a beast lifts me off the bed with his toned and bulky arms and take me to the window by my bed. He skillfully opens the curtains, without dropping me, and we stare into the horizon watching the sunset. I look up in hopes to see into his eyes; instead I'm welcomed by his massive chiseled jawline and abnormally muscular chin as he continues to stare into the sun. The sun, in fear of what Spruce Willis may do, slowly backs away and gives way to the moon. Doctor Willis then proceeds to open the previously mentioned window and tosses me out of it. I land in the hazardous material waste disposal. Covered in ash, piss, used needles and gauzes I look up to see Doctor Willis giving me a warm hand-wave. I wave back and climb out the dumpster whispering to myself "Man, Doctor Willis must be SWIMMING in puss. Hes so awesome". 10/10 Would piss on my neighbor's warehouse ashes again.

Best of luck with your upcoming plans! Really look forward to seeing your simulations

I'd love a donator pack since my annual subscription is almost over :(

I would love if Santa could give me a Xanax this Christmas.

P.S thank you for helping the newcomers!

Gib merit ? plez

Sometimes I think about how had I not joined Torn in july, a couple months before Christmas Town, maybe I wouldnt be here today.

I noticed how sloooooww my progress was and I was so discouraged to even open the app (mobile user :]). In the first few month I had only managed to save around 300m, which at the time felt like it was barely enough to buy a carton of milk for my children. I was so bored of flying around, reading guides about what I'll do for 3 years and getting mugged by a guy named "Someone" with no profile. The frustration had me a couple hours from deleting the game and forgetting about it for good. Then i noticed a tab labeled Christmas Town and THIS changed it all for me. I managed to double my NW during this event! It wasn't much but for someone who was active daily and only seen 300m, this was a game changer. This sparked a new sense of interest! After that event, I looked back at my progress and decided to see what the next year held in store for me.

Going through the slow grind, hardships and setbacks for the first few months made me greatly appreciate those earnings I made during Christmas. Not everyone has the desire to invest time into a marathon such as this, and thats okay.

"Some drop from the race early, others fall in love with with it." -Someone, probably

Solid trader. Great prices, secure and fast! Highly recommended

Bump

Very good prices. Secure. Handsome;) Highly recommended!

Good luck everyone!

Very quick and mug-free. Thanks King Turtle!

Can I please have Carto? Thank you for doing all this!

Layers of Fear if possible, thank you for doing this!

Happy Holi!

Quick and smooth trade! very pleased!

Amazing trader! quick, easy and very professional :D

Not sure how often you hear this but... Thank you for making time for these giveaways <3