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Looked like Joker from Batman Ninja lol

That from Batman ninja?

This did have a question for discussion in it. I made font bigger since everyone missed it.

That’s why he’s a fool for not taking meds before hit.

That is me from last year. I guess our stats were more equal then Leo’s 10B+ BS to my 1.9B stats.

Step 1- Don’t do the following below. Please send him some meds. 

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When you are way over stacked with stats do you believe that you are untouchable?

Reserved 

Cassandra4534

Estimated 41M BS

Looking for spouse to pay PI upkeep 

Looking for spouse to pay PI upkeep 

Found 

There was a disclaimer before participating in event talking about how it could be bad.

I have talked to Honor Scholar, and he had this to say

Hey Dirk! Hope you're doing great. Nowdays the holidays have been keeping me busy, but I'm doing my best to login here time to time.
Partially, I rather be who I am irl on here. Many have asked how it's possible so I laid out some foundations back in new player days

His Creed

But mainly - it's to respect my mama, even while she's away. I ain't gonna disrespect her by doing the general shenanigans that's normalized here. Part of my dream is to see Torn City become a peaceful place, but that may be too much to ask, though I'm hopeful. If I joined in on the lot, it'd be disrespectful to her, so it's best not to tread that route. In the beginning, before you login, there were 3 icons, a executive a fighter and a gangster, so I thought if I just picked executive it show a business side of the game, which is fun... how wrong I was, how terrible utterly wrong I was 😅

Amazing he has never attacked anyone, no drugs, crimes and he has a $2B NW.

Thanks for the lead

I’ve heard a rumor of a player that does not do crimes. Does anyone know who this would be and why they don’t?

Also is there more than just one person not doing crimes in Torn, are you one and why?

Never a waste if you enjoyed it.

Let it consume you. 

Get private island and get to level 15 as quickly as possible so you can fly and make money.

Good guides

Guide List

New players guide

How to happy jump

Racing Guide

Merits Guide

Crime Guide

Income Guide

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November 1, 2025 06:17:33

The last of the building fires are dimming, as grudges were buried others were opened to fester until next Halloween. While hunting during JFK Misfits, 25,000 chain my Jackhammer defoliated several broccoli headed bums. But I also had a close call. Me and a few mates were disposing of some bodies that have been piling up in the cellar since this chain started. It was a routine disposal you could say, maybe it was too routine, maybe it became too normal and we slipped up. As I’m opening the trunk a flash goes off with a loud pop.. I stumble back.. another flash and another, I realize my hearing is gone… as I come to my knees I lob a HEG into the trunk *boom*, the poor sap didn’t feel a thing. After everything calms down I feel weak, I look down, oh no 3 holes in my heart, I pull out a couple med packs and everything is smooth.‘Win an attack with only 1% life remaining’.

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16:16:44

On the helicopter ride back to my private island a thought persisted to come up. While in the HQ steam room, Pandillero was going on about a jag he once had before losing it with a pair of 2’s in card game. I wondered what it would take to obtain something as prestigious as an object of its class. In my pursuit of gaining this status symbol I found myself job hunting. After being asked to leave mid interview from several places and also having sergeant Smith detain me for a mandatory cavity search, ‘Infuriate all interviewers in starter jobs’, I found this job hunting to be harder than expected. In the end I decided to settle for a Lexus.

16:32:44

As I was driving in my mediocre Lexus, I passed by the casino and seen they were having a concert. As much as I want to be a rockstar the thing that caught my eye was a sign,

        —Hiring—

—Prestige WorldWide—

After talking to one of the guards at a checkpoint he gave me the owner, Evokhaos, number. After talking to the owner for several minutes I decided that private security might be a good fit for me.

Welcome to Torn, bitchass 

Read guides in forums too.

Welcome to Torn. Bitchass