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Who let Rosti out of the dungeon? Wait, I mean, yes join us, we have cookies!

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Delightful Assholes is recruiting!

We have full toleration, voracity (+50% on can cooldown!), and 10-13% rotating steadfast. We offer free Xanax for war and training, weekly giveaways, bi-weekly ranked wars (and quarterly training months). We have a fun-loving, slightly troll-y team who help provide an excellent space to grow, and we are recruiting active players (100,000+ seconds per month) with 3/4 stats out of happy jump range (5m+ preferred).

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Hear from our members:

"Being force fed Xanax until you pass out has never been so much fun. 5/5: - Rosti, Armory Abuser

"Okay you asked for quotes so here goes nothing. To kick things off I must stress I am doing this under duress, Red's crazy she's holding me at gunpoint rn- send help. Although I gotta say outside of that over the past year conditions have gotten better, she's given me an itchy blanket now so I can be just uncomfortable instead of uncomfortable and cold, I am occasionally allowed to look through the feeding hatch to catch the last glimmer of sunlight as it's just about to set to remind me I deserve the darkness, but on the plus side my monthly meal is coming up and she's promised me cans of tuna instead of dog food and hasn't hit me in months. I have more friends here these days since they started coming to eat the rotting meat just outside the room but hey who am I to complain our glorious leader treats me well." - Ham432, Co-Lead

Joining Delightful Assholes made my depression easier to manage. On top of that they’re all amazing people with great personalities & top notch players who are always happy to help guide you in the right direction. - Xsiam, Little Asshole

***** but good ***** Yea, definitely an absolute pack of ***** delightful even - DrunkenNinja779, OC Delayer

Before I joined Delightful Assholes I was a useless newb. Now I'm a completely useful newb who can take hits in the face for more useful members from the billion stat players we group attack! Nothing says "delightful" like being put in the hospital by a target you have no right attacking! If you are interested in free drugs while you take it on the chin in ranked wars, join today! (In all seriousness though, fantastic group that want to grow and help you grow as well, all while having a blast doing it. 10/10 would join for a signing bonus again) - Tandris, Little Asshole

"Alone we can do so little Xanax; together we can do so much" - Dudebro1812, Little Asshole

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7* Candle Shop for sale, 600m OBO

Please reach out if you're interested!

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Hazy bought things from me once and it was the best version of someone buying things from me on Torn I can think of!

Signing up!

Pain  Inc.: Squirrel-y approved.

We're used to you being drunk, Celt.

I don't think it's pointless, I'm having a great time.

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Join and Jynnx will throw glitter on you ^ 

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I am frankly shocked that Jynnx doesn't already have a glittery keepsake for the sparkle she's added to Torn and her dedication to helping new players succeed.

That's my screenshot - it has to fit in girl pockets.

Truly a fantastic war guys, this has been fun!

Hardly 10 years in but I am 100% here because of the community and the friends I've made - like you. Make the decision best for yourself but I'm always here if you wanna talk.

I mean he's welcome to spend a billion in bounties on me and try to get me fired lol. I'd love to see it.

ETA: but yeah we both know we can't and won't 

This is a fun fact about 90% of GD, thank you for sharing it here

I just want to share with all you lovelies.

I've had a lot of fun interactions on Torn but this one takes the cake. (I'm not even trans but I am sorry for anyone who has to put up with people like this. Also like 95% of you are shockingly pleasant, but don't worry I won't tell anyone.)

For context: I hit the guy once, maybe twice, definitely not more than that *before* this, because Halloween and also I have long-standing mostly-funny-by-now beef with his fac. (May have hit him more after this but now I'm racing my faction which is PAINful.)

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I do feel like the threat to get me fired is *chef's kiss*. (And yes I reported, and messaged his fac leader who responded professionally despite my years of bullying them. It's just too ridiculous not to share.)

Hey COVID, if you see this, born women play Torn you transphobic trash (and trans women are women). Can't wait for you to try to get me fired.

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