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Men are disappearing -- has PC come to TORN? · · 280 likes

I'm still here ;D



Edit: love you all <3

- Fibonacci - · · 14 likes

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We look forward to having you as a part of our team!

We welcome new players with open arms!
Grow with us!
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[Item] Employee Handbook · · 72 likes

Taking a swing in the dark with this one.

There are items in Torn that gives players a set amount of Casino Tokens, Lottery Tickets, etc.
But there hasn't been an item that gives Job Points.

Hear me out!

Job Points are a big part of Torn. The majority of companies use the points to assist factions in a RW, help players avoid bounties, and other good stuff I'm too lazy to list.

With this item, you can skip a day of waiting and instantly gain 5 to 10 points in your company (random).

The downsides (such as: over-stacking points, profiting from specials) can be avoided by raising the monetary value and limiting the item use to once every company business day.

Here is how it would look in your inventory:

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How do you think this would influence the game? Let me know your thoughts.

Edit: updated title

Undo the Title Change · · 31 likes

Previously, I made a thread for alternative titles regarding "Hired Gun". I've changed my mind on this and realized that there was absolutely nothing wrong with The original titles to begin with.

Why fix what isn't broken?

The original titles, (Hitman, Bondsman, Marksman) were brilliant left alone. Instead of struggling to brainstorm new titles, WHY NOT JUST BRING THE ORIGINAL TITLES BACK!?

We all know this is just a text-based game; however, people give hard-earned money to keep the servers floating and staff members money in their pocket. Where is our decision in the matter?

There will be a poll with three simple choices for the people of Torn to decide for themselves what should be done.

Bring the original titles back?
or
Keep the new titles?
or
Just change "Hired Gun"?

Russian Roullette · · 4 likes

 

 

Absolute legend!

 

I clinched my toes so hard they nearly broke lol.

 

Thank you, Respect

 

<3 

Recent archived posts

What drug should torn add? · · 2 likes

Fentanyl.

 

Boost battle-stats by 100% but face a 90% chance of OD

Unpopular opinion: A real Drake fan's honest review on the boy's looks, persona, and aura · · 1 like

I'm too retarded to read this

Th ·

Yeah man too many nerds here to get away with AI dialogue. Only AI generated feet pics are tolerable

September is Suicide Prevention Month ·

I was just about to scour through my posts and link it. I wish I would've kept my original post rather than deleting it, but yes I was trying to introduce a support day/month into Torn to bring awareness to cancer.

 

It's not a big deal. I do support mental health and believe everyone should have the resources to manage it. It was the escapism argument that struck a chord in how I see the community here.

 

I lost someone due to cancer and wanted to spread my love for those who were going through it.

 

They did not want to hear it.

 

Escapism

September is Suicide Prevention Month ·

I made a cancer awareness post a couple years back and nearly got shunned out of the community for bringing real-life issues into Torn.

 

It has long since been graved and erased, but I remember.

 

Maybe the community has changed since then?

 

Edit: The arguement to my cancer awareness post was "Why would I want to be reminded of reality when I come to Torn to escape reality?"

September is Suicide Prevention Month ·

Isn't this taking real life problems and squishing it into Torn? I didn't see any of this love for cancer awareness.

Babe Wake Up!! Newest Vault Scammer Just Dropped! · · 1 like

Got robbed by the myspace cryptoid

TORN WHAT IF? DAY 2 ·

What if everyone in Torn was retarded?

Charity Fundraiser ·

Find the top 100 people with the highest networth and send each one a DM. If they don't immediately respond back, send them a $1 and ask again for quicker results.

Married! Wish us luck! · · 1 like

Fuck! ID numbers are in the 4 mils already! 

NUKE: $82b GONE & (NO) DOXXING! [upd 11] · · 6 likes

I've been seeing vault thief posts for years and they all have one thing in common - the faction leader is exempt from punishment.

 

That's the only reason these threads are abundant, nearly one or two per page. I understand mistakes can happen but it's a massive inconvenience to everyone in the faction who trusts enough to invest money into the faction bank.

 

At the least, start doing basic orientation tests to make sure your bankers possess the competence required to transfer money.

 

DO BETTER!

Networth loss, did you want to quit torn ·

If you do quit, go out with a bang atleast. I've pondered the thought of deleting my account, but I'd rather get permabanned instead and etch my meaningless name into stone.

420 anniversary ·

Ever try Berry White? Best strain I've smoked in all my years.

Mess with all the OG indica strains that lock me to the bed

Pages not opening ·

What is the point of creating suggestions? ·

They don't have time, you say? Look at their recent silly posts on the forum. They aren't managing a warehouse and they have a decently large crew - can easily allocate five minutes to read a suggestion post.

Can anyone help me out ·

Try asking again when you lose the green leaf

Who's not playing this game. · · 2 likes

All the OGs are too old to walk and the youngens are always overseas buying stuffed animals

Trade question · · 1 like

Here is Q&A forum ;)

If you get offended easily do not enter this thread · · 1 like

Pissing off the OGs and big factions is a huge no no is all I'm saying. If you plan on sticking around, they can make your gameplay hell. With this thread I'm sure you'll find out soon enough.

Some of these folks will drop tens of millions to torment you and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. Try to run to staff?: Get laughed at on the governmental level.

Try to run to forums?: Get battered by the community.

 

Only way to escape is to step back for about a month and burn off all your bounties, cross your fingers, and hope when you login the next day you don't have an extra 50 set of bounties.

 

not fun :(

If you get offended easily do not enter this thread · · 1 like

You aren't off to a good start. Basically nuking you account early on.