One entry per person thank you.
Recipients list (up to date):
NOOB BOXES!
“Torn was one of a few text-based games back then and seemed to have the most people playing so I checked it out with them - they had been talking about it at school for ages, like how they just managed to get rich enough to buy a chainsaw, and finally got me into it too. I thought it was interesting when I first joined, I honestly can’t remember a whole lot there, just that I then felt rich when my friend gave me a whole thousand dollars so I could immediately buy my first glock.” - bogie, as quoted in the newspaper, emphasis mine
And I'm here today to give you not only a chainsaw or Glock but both (or equivalent) AND MORE in each box.
I currently have 44 noob boxes and 10 special noob boxes to give away, with additional funding to make about 460 more.
No rules for entry except 1 box per person.
The boxes themselves are noob boxes, the recipients are anyone who wants one 💜
My noob boxes include 10 gear items:
- 5 to 8 weapons for different 100 kill merits: rifle, SMG, pistol, clubbing, piercing, slashing, shotgun, mechanical
- 1 pillow for selling losses (optional)
- 1 to 5 pieces of armor, randomly chosen from leather armor to bulletproof vests
Notes:
- All gear above 25% quality except:
- Tasers (acc > 55)
- Pillows (any quality %) - I always try to include 1 Halloween scary weapon
- Axe
- Chainsaw
- Bone saw
- Scalpel - Contents of noob boxes subject to change depending on what I have on hand between shopping trips
SPECIAL BOXES
I can also make special temps boxes upon request!
- Temps box with 10 different temps to try out.
- Troll box with a pillow & trolling temps (snowballs, glitter bombs, etc). Funny clothes on request (crop top, thong, etc)
- Candy box with 10x bags of candy kisses
- Meds box with 10 medical items for self hosping or medding out
There are also 2 secret key words/phrases that unlock hidden boxes! Can you guess the keywords??? Good luck!
Special boxes created by donators will be opened to verify no horse's heads and then repacked and sent as created. These are rare gifts 😊
RULES TO ENTER
None! If you want some free starter gear go ahead and enter!
One entry per person please. If you have a friend who can't find the forums and have already gotten a box, please drop their name/id so i can send the noob box directly to the person!
Reminder only one active account is allowed per person in Torn. To open a new accounts ("restart") you must close your account, wait the required 14 days, and then open a new account. Having multiple accounts ("multis") is strictly prohibited by Torn TOS. Please do not use my noob boxes to gear up illegal accounts.
HOW WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN
Comment and get whatever the next box in the list is! That's it 😁 Will keep making new boxes as I get new stock.
While supplies last! (Which will probably be for as long as I play 😉)
Contributions & donations welcome ❤️
Note:
Recipients will have to buy their own ammo (equip the gear and then go to the inventory page and click the bullets icon in the upper right hand corner and it will have the equipped weapons' ammo at the top of the page with a button to purchase ammo).
SPECIAL THANKS
Special thanks to the following bazaar sellers & traders for providing the weapons by posting weapons at or below Sell value in their bazaars!
Thanks to the following people for donating gear to the cause!
Anonymous donator
Extra special thanks to the following people for donating funds for additional boxes!
Anonymous donator
Anonymous donator
Anonymous donator
Anonymous donator
STORY TIME!
-Bald-Ronin- has started a noob box giveaway, and i think its time I share more of the backstory to my giveaway!
Last year -Bald-Ronin- was collecting axes of a certain accuracy. I had some spare time and liked the challenge of finding something special. So I would go find bazaars with a ton of axes, and if they were cheaper than Al's buy price, I'd simply buy all of them and make a bit of extra profit off the good ones by selling them to -Bald-Ronin-.
The issue was I had .. a TON of axes and selling the ones that didn't cut it to Al got a bit old.
Although I didn't put the axes in the first batch of parcels, because I had just finished selling them off to Al, the second batch did and almost every box since then has had either an axe or chainsaw (the other Halloween weapon 😉).
Please note, downvote is from someone R- forum stalking me, not from a disgruntled noob.
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