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Crimes 2.0 is here? General Discussion · 19 Jul 2022 · 38 replies · 1,456 views
Palace for sale Properties · 16 Jul 2022 · 1 reply · 40 views
PI/Spouse thread 1,647,352,908 Properties · 16 Jul 2022 · 0 replies · 71 views
Graved it seems Graveyard · 14 Jul 2022 · 15 replies · 223 views
. Trading Post · 12 Jun 2022 · 2 replies · 123 views
What is his problem? General Discussion · 9 Jun 2022 · 50 replies · 2,137 views
Me So Thorny Hiring!!! Company Recruitment · 13 May 2022 · 6 replies · 48 views
Nvm Graveyard · 2 May 2022 · 19 replies · 578 views

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What is his problem? · 9 Jun 2022 · 38 likes

So I'm buying guns from OneTwistedKid's bazaar, & then this - OneTwistedKid refused to sell to you.
So then I messaged him:

JakeNoStateFarm: Why'd you blacklist me?
JakeNoStateFarm: I don't understand, is there like an unspoken limit for items in your store?
OneTwistedKid: There is a message posted in my bazaar
JakeNoStateFarm: I don't see one?
OneTwistedKid: At the very top
JakeNoStateFarm: "You are viewing (ur name's) bazaar
OneTwistedKid: Oh well guess you can't read
OneTwistedKid: Try reading it all one day
JakeNoStateFarm: I don't see a message posted at all tho
OneTwistedKid: Then you are blind
OneTwistedKid: Not my problem
JakeNoStateFarm: Bruh you got discord
JakeNoStateFarm: I can show you
OneTwistedKid: Not for you
OneTwistedKid: I don't care if you do
OneTwistedKid: I could show you here
OneTwistedKid: But I can't be bothered
JakeNoStateFarm: What's the issue bruv?
User has blocked you.
Last message: 01:57:07 - 09/06/22 TCT

Does anyone else see the message? Or know what his issue is?

I as TheUltimateSalt said didn't have signatures on, but still a shitty move imo

Nvm · 2 May 2022 · 7 likes

Agreement fulfilled bruh

PI/Spouse thread 1,647,352,908 · 16 Jul 2022 · 1 like

If one of the billions of you looking to marry someone with a PI & pay upkeep see this DM me = )

(I can be lazy about checking my threads, not always but that guarantees I see it a lot faster)

Edit: Looking at upkeep with full staff, so $352,500/day Happy is 3525 with staffs

Edit 2: Married -- thanks you beautiful useful forum

Grave please · 18 Jul 2022 · 2 likes

Also as a predominantly Irish guy I can tell you I've never seen another Irish person defend their actions with I'm an Irishmen... typically you can see us either backing up our shit talking with our fists, or getting our asses beat in a failed attempt to do so, or straight vibin. But typically there's a shake-hands leave it at that attitude to those scenarios irl....

Crimes 2.0 is here? · 19 Jul 2022 · 3 likes

Seeing as torn has just gone down for a short period of time, is it safe to say Crimes 2.0 is finally here? Was the down-time the installation period? What will be new? Will we ever live to see Crimes ?

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Recent archived posts

Crimes 2.0 is here? · 19 Jul 2022, 04:30 TCT

I didn't know it was from like 7 years ago damn. Literally was a joke that came up in the discord so I took it to forums. Figured there would be some memeing & laughs but yall have 0 chill

Crimes 2.0 is here? · 19 Jul 2022, 03:28 TCT

Can't be surprised, as it's the theme of GD but this is not the reaction I expected predominantly. I know SkinneyPeen lives to hate on here but outside that...

Crimes 2.0 is here? · 19 Jul 2022, 03:26 TCT

I don't understand?

Crimes 2.0 is here? · 19 Jul 2022, 03:00 TCT · 1 like

Dn?

Crimes 2.0 is here? · 19 Jul 2022, 01:33 TCT

About time Ched must've finally cracked the whip. <3

Crimes 2.0 is here? · 19 Jul 2022, 01:29 TCT · 3 likes

Faction Selling / Buying · 18 Jul 2022, 21:27 TCT

[deleted] · 18 Jul 2022, 03:35 TCT

I missed the punch but I wouldn't blame PT -- they got some cool mfers. Maybe they'll cull the twat

Grave please · 18 Jul 2022, 03:26 TCT

He's been on a kick saying that guys I guess don't forget

Grave please · 18 Jul 2022, 03:24 TCT

Not sure what your point is here but aight man

Grave please · 18 Jul 2022, 03:23 TCT

Btw congrats on 10mil again guys = )

Grave please · 18 Jul 2022, 03:22 TCT · 1 like

Def can't read, HQ vs Engineering, have some respect for the fac fam man damn xD

Grave please · 18 Jul 2022, 03:20 TCT · 2 likes

That's on me, for thinking you had basic literary sense bro my bad xD

Grave please · 18 Jul 2022, 02:43 TCT

If you dislike the banter get the post graved & stfu

Grave please · 18 Jul 2022, 02:42 TCT

Okay bud sure. Keep it up tho I got stakes in your band dumping you.

Grave please · 18 Jul 2022, 02:37 TCT

I'll send if he's still there on saturday, I'll set a reminder to check in my phone = )

Grave please · 18 Jul 2022, 02:21 TCT

I let baron talk me into emptying my vault over this PI. But I'll put $1m down on gone by this friday. (5 days -- 7/22/22)

Grave please · 18 Jul 2022, 02:19 TCT · 1 like

Please if any of you see my members or employees for that matter acting like this send me the link. This has been a PSA on faction mate / player company conduct expectations...

Grave please · 18 Jul 2022, 02:17 TCT

Not even 100 days old out here stirring up drama, wonder how long this fac will house him

Grave please · 18 Jul 2022, 02:14 TCT

I was born in a US military hospital where my parents were stationed chief? How about you?