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9* LS Now Hiring! · · 3 likes

We were at 10*, but lost out due to inactivity of one of our members. 


Hiring ASAP for a 9 * LS 

There is no pay! I'm using that money to pay for advertising to keep us at 10*, and advertising competition is tough in this business.

But we do have waived property upkeep and staff fees and business class flights. 

 

TRAINS

Trains are free and done on rotation.

But only if you have less than 10 addiction, and no inactivity penalty. 

 

REQUIREMENTS

Stat wise, looking for enough stats at least to satisfy the following or better (if substantially less, do not message me):

100,000+ END

50,000+ INT

10 EE

Though, the more you have, the better chances we have to keep that 10th star!

 

Also, I expect you to be active, if you go inactive for more than 24 hours, and I start looking for your replacement, you're out of luck.

You must also keep your addiction level below 10. If it ever goes above, I'm finding your replacement.

 

TAXES

There are minimal taxes. But this is only the difference in what the company brings in vs our expenses. So if we are -$1,000,000/day, then it'll be 1,000,000 x 7 / 10 which would be $700,000/week per employee. If it's less, it's less. Currently, 5m per week. 

 

DM me with your stats before quitting your job! Let's talk.

 

Apply here after you've sent me a DM and discussed me hiring you:

https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&userID=2800329

 

ACTUAL Job Benefits/Specials

0* - Nada 

1* - 100 endurance

3* - 2 extra travel items

5* - +50% speed and dexterity when not wearing armor  

7* - Waive all property upkeep and staff costs 

10* - Free Business Class Travel

 

Explanation of Benefits

1* - 100 Endurance: Increases your working stats, which makes you more efficient in the company, and increases your ability to compete in the workforce.

 

3* - 2 extra travel items: You get to fly and bring back 2 extra flowers/plushies/etc to sell. Sounds like very little, but you should be flying anyways and bringing in that sweet sweet cash.

 

5* - +50% speed/dex: 50% extra ability to hit or avoid when attacking/being attacked when you arent wearing armor.

 

7* - Waive upkeep/staff: Save $350k/day (a dollar saved is a dollar earned).

 

10* - Free Business Class Travel: This is where you really make money. Flights are half as long. You can fly back and forth between Torn and SA multiple times a day and make bank off that Xan.

 

10 * is one of the best money making perks in the game, if you have the stats, shoot me a DM.

[Spreadsheet] Proto's Plushie Set Calculator · · 17 likes

Just unlocked the Museum yesterday and went looking for a script that would tell me whether or not it's a good time to buy sets of plushies and sell them for points. The closest thing I could find was Yata, but their total calculations don't update based on bazaar pricing. And their cumulative totals weren't helpful for what I was looking for.

Anyways, I made a Google Sheet to do what I wanted.

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WHAT THIS TOOL DOES
It uses Torn API to gather data about each plushie (Torn provided market value).

Then it loops through each bazaar finding the lowest price, and also cumulatively adding up the total cost to purchase (x) amount of plushies from those bazaars.

i.e. If you're planning on buying 100 sets, then it pretends it's going to buy the 100 cheapest of each plushie, and loops through the various bazaars until it can buy 100 plushies. Bazaar one is selling 25 kittens at $500, and bazaar two is selling 75 kittens at $600, so it'll add up the 100 plushies to give you its cumulative total of $57,500.

It then grabs all the info from the API about the points market, finds its lowest and highest prices, and then calculates the average of all pricing (pricing is equal weighted in avg).

Finally, at the top:
Cost - tells you how much it would cost if you bought (x) amount of each plushie at that point in time.
Sell - tells you how much you could exchange your plushies for, and sell them for points at the calculated average cost.
Profit - tells you the difference between sell and cost.
~ROI - tells you the approximate return on investment in percentage.

TO ACCESS SHEET/SCRIPT
Link to Google Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HF0pRpjd7Wkr8X-j6kiefQdJ817ArN1oNxiZKbA9CRM/template/preview

Once there, click the Use Template button at the top. It'll automatically bring it into your Google Drive account and allow you to edit it.
You'll be asked to authorize the script to run the calculations, you can take a look at the script if you want, it doesn't do anything except use your API key to gather the info necessary to run it. It makes a total of 15 API calls per run, well under the 100/minute Torn allows.

COST
Free. Though Xanax donations are very much appreciated. :)

FEEDBACK
Feedback is appreciated, use either this post, or mail for feedback, please do not use chat to talk to me about this. I tend to ignore chats from strangers.

- ProtoApostoli

FILLED · · 1 like

1* LS, getting our 2nd star on Sunday. Prob our 3rd the following Sunday.

 

I have one inactive employee that I need to replace. Please apply, and if your stats are even remotely not terrible, I'll hire.

 

Pay is shit, $10k/day, but I'm rotating through trains for all employees. No taxes.

 

See company benefits below.

 

Apply here

https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&userID=2800329

 

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Benefits

0* - Nada

1* - 100 endurance    <-- We are here

3* - 2 extra travel items

5* - +50% speed and dexterity when not wearing armor

7* - Waive all property upkeep and staff costs

10* - Free Business Class Travel

 

Explanation of Benefits

1* - 100 Endurance: Increases your working stats, which makes you more efficient in the company, and increases your ability to compete in the workforce.

 

3* - 2 extra travel items: You get to fly and bring bag 2 extra flowers/plushies/etc to sell. Sounds like very little, but you should be flying anyways and bringing in that sweet sweet cash.

 

5* - +50% speed/dex: 50% extra ability to hit or avoid when attacking/being attacked.

 

7* - Waive upkeep/staff: Save $350k/day (a dollar saved is a dollar earned).

 

10* - Free Business Class Travel: This is where you really make money. Flights are half as long. You can fly back and forth between Torn and SA multiple times a day and make bank off that Xan.

9* LS for sale; just make me an offer · · 0 likes

Just make me an offer. 

great employees, minimal taxes, the trains are currently unsold, but you could easily change that to make profit. 

Hit me up. I’ll wait a couple days before accepting the best offer. 

6* LS Hiring - 9k INT or 4.5k END · · 0 likes

I'm looking to hire either

a Lingerie Model with the following stats:

15,000+ END

7,000+ INT

 

OR

 

a regular sales person with these stats:

10,000+ END

4,000+ INT

 

These stats dont need to be exact, but somewhere in the ball park (OR HIGHER!)

 

  • Salesperson: Pay is negligible, considering the perks, but I can pay 25k until we hit 7*.

 

  • Lingerie Model: I can pay 100k until we hit 7*

 

Apply here

https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&userID=2800329

 

ACTUAL Job Benefits/Specials

0* - Nada 

1* - 100 endurance

3* - 2 extra travel items

5* - +50% speed and dexterity when not wearing armor   <-- We are here

7* - Waive all property upkeep and staff costs

10* - Free Business Class Travel

 

Explanation of Benefits

1* - 100 Endurance: Increases your working stats, which makes you more efficient in the company, and increases your ability to compete in the workforce.

 

3* - 2 extra travel items: You get to fly and bring bag 2 extra flowers/plushies/etc to sell. Sounds like very little, but you should be flying anyways and bringing in that sweet sweet cash.

 

5* - +50% speed/dex: 50% extra ability to hit or avoid when attacking/being attacked.

 

7* - Waive upkeep/staff: Save $350k/day (a dollar saved is a dollar earned).

 

10* - Free Business Class Travel: This is where you really make money. Flights are half as long. You can fly back and forth between Torn and SA multiple times a day and make bank off that Xan.

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Hit me up. I’ll wait a couple days before accepting the best offer.