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Spooky Baking Competition · · 39 likes

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]I am new and decided to try my HAND at cooking for this competition![/background]


[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]My entries are[/background]
severed meatloaf hands [background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]and[/background]
finger macaroni.


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[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]I was referred to the game a few weeks ago by a good friend and I have been playing nonstop! [/background]


I really like the community and the freedom the game gives you.


SEVERED MEATLOAF HANDS
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McCormick meatloaf seasoning, breadcrumbs, lil' smokies (for fingers), eggs, diced onions, a full KILOGRAM of BEEF and LOADS of ketchup (blood).


FINGER MACARONI
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I wanted something other than 2lbs of beef for dinner so I took some box jalapeno max n cheese
Threw in the rest of the lil' smokies since I had a huge bag

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Both were DELICIOUS. Especially the fingers on the hands! Crunchy and delicious from all the juices baking![/background]


[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]I believe I have more ideas to add but for now these are my submissions!
I hope they were SPOOKY enough![/background]


Happy Halloween!!!!!

Edit: I forgot to put the year on the notepad sorry. Hopefully its ok since I already ate them and my account is only 21 days old

I'm not swapping to 2.0 until they force me · · 48 likes

I am a year old player as of this month.
Crimes 2.0 released a few weeks after I unlocked arsons.
I just bought a windproof lighter for 10m (and maybe a 40m rr game)
I wanna be on a PA team as soon as I can. I wanna roll with the big boys.
2.0 seems cool and all but 1.0 has been out for so long people have detailed math explaining why arsons are so good right?
They spent years determining and fine tuning this right?
So I decided I'm not swapping. Send me billions and I might consider it.
My entire faction is 2.0
My referee's that are 2 weeks old are both on 2.0
I will never let it change me. I must burn.
These warehouses shall fall by the thousands.
The ten-thousands.
Ninety thousand arsons to lead a political assassination team?
I'll see you guys in eighty-six thousand arsons, cheers.
Have fun at the beach, I got accelerant to ignite.

The Pet Portrait Parade · · 26 likes

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This is Slithers/Peewee/Tiny (he is very small and snake-like)

I'm honestly impressed how hard it was to get this picture as we had to store all the meaningful ornaments and only use cheap plastic ones because he IS ALWAYS IN THE TREE

He has knocked the star off twice (I don't even know how)
It's a miracle he hasn't taken the whole tree with him yet.

He immediately spun around and fell completely out of the whole tree 0.5s after snapping this pic.

Halloween Fancy Dress · · 31 likes

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During the M'aol event, once things started crashing and M'aol went to Mexico.

I got to stream my favorite casino game in Torn to hundreds of people for multiple hours in the Cthulhu HQ discord.

HUNDREDS of millions mugged, but hundreds of millions were won.

The most important thing was I was able to teach dozens of people (at least somewhat) how to play craps.

It was one of the best times I've ever had playing this game, so my costume is a huge shoutout to all the people who enjoyed that wacky night that brought us all together. 

 

I guarantee ALL who were there will never forget the amazing night of Craps, and Pipes.

 

I LOVE GAMBLING 

REVERSE Keno Font Update · · 28 likes

Why did you change the keno numbers font to some random awful looking font?
Some of us play it a lot, and it clashes really bad now.
Please change it back.

OLD FONT: Nice, looks pencil drawn. Like how it makes a pencil sound when you select a number.
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NEW FONT: Do I even need to say anything?
[image: i.ibb.co]
Please. Back to the pencil marks.

-everyone who plays keno

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DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY - DAY THREE · · 9 likes

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you said shame myself well this is the most shameful thing I can admit 

PLEASE INCREASE CRAPS BET LIMIT · · 4 likes

I JUST HIT LIKE 15 SIXES AND EIGHTS BACK TO BACK

IF I COULDVE PUSHED I WOULDVE WON BILLIONS

PLEASE LET ME PUSH FOREVER AND BET UP UNTIL I WIN BAJILLIONS OR LOSE IT ALL

PLEASE

TornCon London? · · 6 likes

Honestly crazy to think back 3 years ago when flooze showed me this game and said "yeah it has a casino" and I said mmmmm alright. And if you asked me when dilz invited my baby 5 day old ass if I'd be meeting our co-lead 6000 miles away years later I'd have said you're as crazy as chedburn

Still though huge shoutout to Muthannna for the amazing time. World's best London host. 

Even as we pack our bags to move on to the next destination we're still in shock from what a great person he was. 

 

Thank you so much muth, if anyone would absolutely host the shit out of a London con, it would be you. XOXO

DAY NINE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

  • You have trashed 23x Bavaria M5.
  • You have trashed 34x Bavaria Z8.
  • You have trashed 31x Chevalier CVR.
  • You have trashed 32x Chevalier CZ06.
  • You have trashed 22x Coche Basurero.
  • You have trashed 25x Dart Rampager.
  • You have trashed 24x Echo Quadrato.
  • You have trashed 26x Echo S4.
  • You have trashed 23x Edomondo ACD.
  • You have trashed 28x Edomondo IR.
  • You have trashed 32x Edomondo Localé.
  • You have trashed 39x Edomondo NSX.
  • You have trashed 4x Edomondo S2.
  • You have trashed 34x Invader H3.
  • You have trashed 18x Knight Firebrand.
  • You have trashed 25x Limoen Saxon.
  • You have trashed 25x Nano Cavalier.
  • You have trashed 25x Oceania SS.
  • You have trashed 21x Tabata RM2.
  • You have trashed 25x Trident.
  • You have trashed 24x Verpestung Insecta.
  • You have trashed 29x Volt GT.
  • You have trashed 22x Volt MNG.
  • You have trashed 3x Wington GGU .
  • You have trashed 3x Yotsuhada EVX.

still on crimes 1.0 so uhh here ya go

DAY FIVE - DUKES CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY · · 1 like

Here since Duke is a liar and a bum

 

17:19:36 - 18/12/24 You dumped 1x Colina Tanprice, 15x Casino Pass

Halloween Fancy Dress · · 31 likes

[image: i.postimg.cc]

During the M'aol event, once things started crashing and M'aol went to Mexico.

I got to stream my favorite casino game in Torn to hundreds of people for multiple hours in the Cthulhu HQ discord.

HUNDREDS of millions mugged, but hundreds of millions were won.

The most important thing was I was able to teach dozens of people (at least somewhat) how to play craps.

It was one of the best times I've ever had playing this game, so my costume is a huge shoutout to all the people who enjoyed that wacky night that brought us all together. 

 

I guarantee ALL who were there will never forget the amazing night of Craps, and Pipes.

 

I LOVE GAMBLING 

Bitching about M'aol Mega thread · · 25 likes

I love gambling

God you people whine so much ·

All I want is to be able to click a chip and then click a bet however many times I want on the craps table.

I hate dragging 1m chips 8 times like let me just type in 8m for the pass line bet.

I LOVE GAMBLING

KENO ROUND INCREASE ·

Please for the love of god 

Increase the max rounds in keno from 10 to like 100 at LEAST

Some of us have thousands of tokens

Or are watching streams of friends who have thousands etc.

 

I LOVE GAMBLING

Is Torn too easy? 5 days of play (again) · · 1 like

Step 1

Do missions and kill people till you unlock craps in the casino

Step 2

Win a bazillion dollars rolling 2 dice

Step 3

?????????

Craps update · · 1 like

Hello I would like to suggest some minor QOL changes to craps in the casino. (Could apply to roulette as well)

 

As I only gamble at work on mobile it is extremely tiring to put 5m on each number as you have to drag each 1m chip one by one on all 5 bets or whatever you're betting.

 

I think you should be able to just select a chip, then press on the number or area you're betting on X times to simply add X of said chips to the bet area.

 

There should be no accidentally betting too much as you can simply clear the bets if you havent rolled.

 

Or maybe once you drag a chip a small window to add X of those chips.

 

Or just click the bet area and type in exact bet on the area like betting on blackjack.

 

Either way i love craps and keno as they are the only non-rigged games in the casino (check the ratios both .99)

 

my stats:

 

Total money gain

:

$10,847,559,287

Total money loss

:

$10,504,327,010

Money Gain/Loss ratio

:

1.0327

is torn pay to win? ·

It's more like real life

Money helps but it's more "manipulate to win"

Join a faction befriend some whales 'borrow' some money I mean cmon most people here are bored 

I got 100m my first day I played cause I made friends with some rich dude on Russian roulette and he just had fun playing with me.

Trust no one ever. 

Buying or selling trains? ~Advertise Here~ ·

Status: CURRENTLY LOOKING

Buying man/end trains for a month 

need 10* PSF

pls msg  details ty

  • Manual labor 29,617
  • Intelligence 12,287
  • Endurance 26,982
  • Total 68,888

Torn if it was good ·

Based sigma idea honestly on skibidi

 

REVERSE Keno Font Update ·

Awesome, thanks guys.
500 tokens a day I love me some keno.

REVERSE Keno Font Update · · 3 likes

The left side should be printed with a style like the TORN KENO top part. The right side should be you filling out what you got with a pencil....
Also there are still pencil marks in the background like just change the whole thing.

REVERSE Keno Font Update · · 28 likes

Why did you change the keno numbers font to some random awful looking font?
Some of us play it a lot, and it clashes really bad now.
Please change it back.

OLD FONT: Nice, looks pencil drawn. Like how it makes a pencil sound when you select a number.
[image: i.ibb.co]
NEW FONT: Do I even need to say anything?
[image: i.ibb.co]
Please. Back to the pencil marks.

-everyone who plays keno

Staff Edit - Obscene Content · · 1 like

10/10

Ched is intentionally killing all money making · · 1 like

Nuh uh

DAY TWELVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

Merry Christmas Flooze and Keno_enjoyer
You guys make me love playin dis game
and to all an OD free year