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Simmons [2845832] Level 25

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Cult of Plushie Sheep (Not a faction) · · 5 likes

Are you searching for morality and a purpose to play Torn? If you are, I have a great answer. The cult of the plushie sheep is a great religion that seeks to help better Torn and give people purpose and morality. The rules are simple:


To become a member, one must post that they have joined down below and promise to uphold plushie sheep values
The values of plushie sheep are to act morally, fight evil and immorality, and also to spread plushie sheep throughout Torn.


To pray to plushie sheep, you must take one plushie sheep and trash it, but beforehand write your prayer here or elsewhere so that plushie sheep may answer it. Your plushie will go down into the dump for another player to find and be blessed by plushie sheep.


If you’re still interested, accept plushie sheep as your torn city religion today! :D

Torn City (Unofficial) Government · · 3 likes

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Hi y’all, just for the memes, me and some other dudes made an unofficial government. We shall unofficially lead Torn :)[/background]



reply if u wanna join

President - JeffWinger
Vice President - Fire_Born
ScytheRowan - Secretary of Commerce
Chief Justice - Mason_Gingrss
Justice - Tornhub
Speaker of the House - Ampheromine
City Sheriff - AsEzAsKFC
Senior Deputy - Flaregunmann

Cult of Plushie Sheep (Not a faction) · · 2 likes

Treachery!

SELLING MYSTERY BOXES · · 2 likes

Pretty cool mystery box, I got some grenades :)

Send a sheep to a friend :D · · 2 likes

PM me a user and I’ll send them a sheep plushie along with a message of ur choice :D

please dont send bad messages :3

- your local sheep person

Recent archived posts

Infinite Ends - Prepping... ·

I send JoJo and Hellion into the caves to light a torch. Safety in numbers!

Donkey Adoption Certificates - Worth it? · · 3 likes

Donkey Adoption Certificates just came out, and I was wondering just what you guys thought of a new item. I’m extremely new to the community, so I just wanted to see where you guys think the valuation of this new collectible will go and why. Thanks!

Infinite Ends - Prepping... · · 1 like

JoJo and Hellion, worst comes to worst there is always other elves to take their place in the event they die.

Jokers Art Shop (OPEN) · · 1 like

This guy is great at making stuff, no matter what it is. Y’all should definitely get art and stuff from him. R+

Cult of Plushie Sheep (Not a faction) ·

The vessel of sheep plushie does not require money. Bestow upon others the gift of sheep plushie.

Buying RWs [18 mil per BB] ·

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Simmons RW Shop ·

Hi! I’m Simmons and I buy and sell RWs! Right now I’m buying weapons at [background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]18 mil per BB.[/background]



I’m currently not selling any RWs right now.

I always restock every day or two so be sure to check back!

Final Farewell ·

I hope everything works out for you!

Selling a 20% Weaken Guandao [Check Display] ·

Taking offers for it!

Buying RWs [18 mil per BB] ·

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My Name is Mason ·

is he okay

Craziest Dump Finds · · 4 likes

I'm new to Torn so I've been putting all my energy to doing Baldr's basic lists targets and training my stats. I was just wondering what some of the craziest item's you've found so far in the dump have been, as the only thing I get from there are jackets and flowers.

Buying RWs [18 mil per BB] ·

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Buying RWs [18 mil per BB] ·

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Buying RWs [18 mil per BB] ·

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Buying RWs [18 mil per BB] · · 2 likes

Need to sell your RWs? Look no further! Offering one of the best exchanges on the market, Simmons.co seeks to turn your unwanted RWs into cash you can use!

PM me for weapon sale


I base my trade in prices on the way the market is going which is why you might see some change.

Cult of Plushie Sheep (Not a faction) ·

Plushie sheep loves all

Trader Armin - Buying Everything ·

Great trader

Grave ·

All I want for Christmas is you :D

Cult of Plushie Sheep (Not a faction) · · 1 like

Kinda, we will launch crusades if we need to :D