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Giveaway for newbies -- Donatorpacks · · 2 likes

I’m hoping to be able to find a spouse, buy a private island together, and spend all my money and energy on happy jumps. When I hit level 15, I’m going to fly multiple times a day to make a little more money and I am told I should join a paid warring faction for some more income. A donator pack would help with that as it would give me more energy and faster regeneration with which I can train my stats up fast. When I become the leader of a big faction one day, maybe I’ll do something like this too…

Selling losses ~300k each~ !CLOSED! · · 1 like

Selling losses, 300k per loss, I need meds too

VODKA · · 2 likes

Add some quality Vody to the game please ched, Smirnoff or Chekhov or someting like dat, so I can get proper pissed ??

New Referral Rewards · · 0 likes

I have noticed that currently the referral rewards are largely crime enhancers that were expensive under Crimes 1.0 but as their crimes have ceased to exist they have declined massively in value to the point where it is barely worth making referrals. To reincentivise referral, I propose changing the rewards to something more valuable such as items from the upper/middle end of Special Items and maybe even the lower end of Other Boosters.

16% MOTIVATE MP 40. *****$OLD***** · · 0 likes

Asking 100mil, open to offers, pm or chat me with your offer


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New Referral Rewards ·

I have noticed that currently the referral rewards are largely crime enhancers that were expensive under Crimes 1.0 but as their crimes have ceased to exist they have declined massively in value to the point where it is barely worth making referrals. To reincentivise referral, I propose changing the rewards to something more valuable such as items from the upper/middle end of Special Items and maybe even the lower end of Other Boosters.

UNL: All Welcome, Daily Giveaways Races &, ETC.. · · 1 like

Cheers everyone that runs this, love you guys

Leaving torn. ·

I can take care of your stuff while you're gone, good luck with real life, f**k you ched

VODKA ·

Maybe just use it to fulfil the role beer used to have, where there was always a race to get it cheap from Bits and Bobs and sell it on, because that's just not a thing anymore.
You could add somewhere in east Europe as a flight destination and get it from there

Even...
AN OFF LICENSE
Add an off license type thing To get alcohol for cheapish, slightly below market value unless its rhe cheap shit lije beer/champagne/tequila

Really though, it could just be similar to beet.
I just want a good piss up

VODKA ·

Seriously, how does vodka not exist yet?

VODKA ·

Or horilka, for our Ukrainian buddies

VODKA · · 2 likes

Add some quality Vody to the game please ched, Smirnoff or Chekhov or someting like dat, so I can get proper pissed ??

Hey ·

I hope it's PT

16% MOTIVATE MP 40. *****$OLD***** ·

*****SOLD*****

16% MOTIVATE MP 40. *****$OLD***** ·

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16% MOTIVATE MP 40. *****$OLD***** ·

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16% MOTIVATE MP 40. *****$OLD***** ·

Asking 100mil, open to offers, pm or chat me with your offer


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Drop a word, add a word ·

Political Sciences

Drop a word, add a word ·

Political ideology

Daily prizes up to 4800 Xanax ·

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Send a Gift to Player above you. ·

17:22:03 - 11/07/23 You sent 10x Cough Syrup to Glimerlyn with the message: Game

900B NW (Boxing Glove giveaway) - GIVEAWAY OVER ·

Congrats and pwease…? ???

Giveaway* Newbies, welcome! I'm here to help you! · · 1 like

My tip is to train your stats up first, and DO NOT try slutting, it is a waste of energy. Money can come later. Completing your daily missions and crimes and training will eventually level you up, and you can use your faction chains for levelling too. If you get a good faction they will support you financially somewhat, and if you are higher stats, you will do better in combat and will be ahead of other people your age.
Edit: South Africa.

Happy Pride 2023! · · 8 likes

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Wrong. NOTHING is best viewed in light mode.

Scorch's FREE GIFT GIVEAWAYS! ·

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