I got used to flying already... "Less chances to die up there" experts say. No wonder - last week I was almost overrun by a van full of armed thugs disguised as nuns.
Had to blow the whole shit up.
And here I am, the land of Arcades. My uncle used to kick my ass everytime I was caught stealing quarters from his bakery shop. I was just trying to beat that bully's high score for hours in front of a pixelated colorful screen... All I managed was to give myself my first migraine at the age of 10.
Wait... Those flowers... They seem so familiar... My mother's grave was almost covered by these on her funeral day. By people I had never seen in my life or ever heard of until that day... People I never knew about, but they all knew about me... I'll buy some, maybe I can bring them back home?
Doc's been many times a real savior. Especially when I had to wake him up every time in the middle of the night asking for stiches or to remove fragments of shotgun crap from my flesh.
Although quite... an eccentric character, he valued life more than everything during serious situations. On my last visit, he asked me to do some blood tests so I went back to his place, handing him the results. He grabbed the paper and started reading it...
"You lack D-3 bitch", he said
"The hell is that? A new drug?"
"It's a vitamin, you uneducated waste of carbon!"
"Oh..."
"I'd shove a bunch of supplement pills up your ass, but it's kinda best to be exposed to the sun for a bit. Remember how that huge flaming ball of gas looks like?"
In fact, he was right. When was the last time I was actually under the sunlight? Everything I did for the last years was during the night or closed into shady workshops, boring offices or rusty warehouses. Besides, I really wanted a vacation...
"Get off Torn for a while, go to an island or something. Three days will be enough for now, just don't get skin cancer."
"Thanks doc."
"You will thank me by bringing me something useful on your way back. And no more plushies, you hear?! Good, now get the f**k out, Duke's gonna be here any minute now for his prostate exam and some birds sing you haven't paid your loans back yet. You wouldn't want a free prostate check aswell done with Penelope, would you?"
I left through the back door into the alley and walked with caution to the main street. I drove back home packing a few things and then straight to the airport. A few hours later, I was flying to Cayman Islands...
NIR are seeking active players with a minimum55 NNB to join our PA teams! Get paid for your participation! Gain a minimum of 20% payout after successful assassinations! Higher NNB = Higher payouts!
Bonus Requirements:
NNB > 60 Crimes 2.0 Total number of crime offenses > 25k Current activity streak > 180 days
I learned about FC through TC newspaper. The article provided all basic info to get me started so I gave it a chance by requesting to join. There was a bit of delay until I got myself reviewed and finally accepted, but some things need to be done manually and my guess is that the club was stormed by requests recently.
The idea behind this is pretty simple: The more you contribute, the more you earn. There was an impressive work done to evaluate flowers and plushies based on their value, and how long it requires to actually get them to keep things fair. “Mini Games” help to keep things a bit more interesting, but it's an optional thing. There's also a discord channel with people always there willing to help when you don't understand something and give some hints maybe. If you are planning to invest into something long term, I definitely recommend that you join ASAP.
NIR are seeking active players with a minimum55 NNB to join our PA teams! Get paid for your participation! Gain a minimum of 20% payout after successful assassinations! Higher NNB = Higher payouts!
Bonus Requirements:
NNB > 60 Crimes 2.0 Total number of crime offenses > 25k Current activity streak > 180 days
I learned about FC through TC newspaper. The article provided all basic info to get me started so I gave it a chance by requesting to join. There was a bit of delay until I got myself reviewed and finally accepted, but some things need to be done manually and my guess is that the club was stormed by requests recently.
The idea behind this is pretty simple: The more you contribute, the more you earn. There was an impressive work done to evaluate flowers and plushies based on their value, and how long it requires to actually get them to keep things fair. “Mini Games” help to keep things a bit more interesting, but it's an optional thing. There's also a discord channel with people always there willing to help when you don't understand something and give some hints maybe. If you are planning to invest into something long term, I definitely recommend that you join ASAP.