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This is Unforgivable · · 0 likes

I'm not sure I agree with you. Luxembourg and Liechtenstein should be a gimme. But I think the Vatican might be a bit tricky.

 

  1. Andorra
  2. Belarus
  3. Bolivia
  4. Burundi
  5. Central African Republic
  6. Chad
  7. Congo (Republic of)
  8. Guatemala
  9. Ivory Coast
  10. Kyrgyzstan
  11. Liechtenstein
  12. Luxembourg
  13. Mali
  14. Marshall Islands
  15. Monaco
  16. Mongolia
  17. Paraguay
  18. São Tomé and Príncipe
  19. Sweden
  20. Tajikistan
  21. Uzbekistan
  22. Vatican City

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Attack Duke ·

I'm also on this mission ( Still to accept).

The best advice is to search on Google. What I've found so far...

Join the loot rangers on discord. They arrange multiple attacks on Duke and the other NPCs at regular intervals for their loot. They post their time of attack on discord.

Attack a few minutes before the set time, but don't throw any punches.

When other start attacking, wait for his distraction to go up, then throw some pepper spray or similar. Hopefully he will be too distracted to hit you back. This will also help the heavy hitters who are attacking him.

Then just sit back and wait.

I don't know how long this will take, but there is a 5 minute time out for your attack.

 

Like I said, I've still to accept this mission, so I'm going to try a few practice runs.

 

And if someone is reading this and thinks I'm wrong, feel free to correct me. After all, I read it on the internet ( which is always right 😉)

 

The Curse of the Golden Egg · · 3 likes

Bugger... Fell for it. 

This is Unforgivable ·

I'm not sure I agree with you. Luxembourg and Liechtenstein should be a gimme. But I think the Vatican might be a bit tricky.

 

  1. Andorra
  2. Belarus
  3. Bolivia
  4. Burundi
  5. Central African Republic
  6. Chad
  7. Congo (Republic of)
  8. Guatemala
  9. Ivory Coast
  10. Kyrgyzstan
  11. Liechtenstein
  12. Luxembourg
  13. Mali
  14. Marshall Islands
  15. Monaco
  16. Mongolia
  17. Paraguay
  18. São Tomé and Príncipe
  19. Sweden
  20. Tajikistan
  21. Uzbekistan
  22. Vatican City

This is Unforgivable ·

Did you know, the amount of countries that Britain hasn't invaded is...

 

22.

Jkd · · 1 like

INCOMING!!!

Ask Uncle Sweeney... · · 1 like

Dear Uncle Sweeny.

 

Gen X or Boomer?

What age when you had your first pint?

What age when you had your first spirit?

What age when you found your first jazz mags?

Blue Peter or Magpie?

Debbie Harry or Kate Bush?

Mod or Rocker?

What time did you stay out playing in the Winter?

What time did you stay out playing in the Summer?

Did you get the Belt?

First Bond movie at the cinema?

First Prime minister you can remember?

First US President you can remember?

Mrs Slocombe... Yes or No?

Yootha Joyce... Yes or No?

Joanna Lumley... Ye... Sorry, stupid question.

How hot was '76?

DO you remember... snow?

How many times have you officially been pronounced dead?

 

I'm assuming you're from the UK. If not, this will be mostly word salad.

Ask Uncle Sweeney... · · 1 like

My first gig was Gary Glitter in '75, aged 5.

I used to write to Jim'll-fix-it all the time.

 

How I made it out of the '70s is a minor miracle.

TORN CITY 2025 : PREDICT THE CHAOS · · 1 like

Trump will decide to invade Torn City after Ched turns down Elmo's offer of 44 gazillion dollars.

 

Ched counters with the release of free Story Daniels EDVDs with infinite happy humps and we all kick Trump butt.

The glorious beginning of a new era ·

Did you know...

 

The number of countries that haven't been invaded by Britain, the UK or England.

 

Is...

 

22

POLL: Quitting Torn, how to spend/waste my NW ·

Pick 10 one day old accounts and split it between them.

Plushies prices going down · · 2 likes

A quote from the movie, Margin Call, about the world banking financial crisis...

 

So you think we might have put a few people out of business today. That it's all for naught. You've been doing that everyday for almost forty years Sam.

And if this is all for naught then so is everything out there [points to the skyline of New York City]. It's just money; it's made up. Pieces of paper with pictures on it so we don't have to kill each other just to get something to eat.

It's not wrong. And it's certainly no different today than its ever been. 1637, 1797, 1819, 37, 57, 84, 1901, 07, 29, 1937, 1974, 1987-Jesus, didn't that f***er f***ed me up good-92, 97, 2000 and whatever we want to call this.

It's all just the same thing over and over; we can't help ourselves. And you and I can't control it, or stop it, or even slow it, or even ever-so-slightly alter it. We just react.

And we make a lot money if we get it right. And we get left by the side of the road if we get it wrong. And there have always been and there always will be the same percentage of winners and losers, happy f***ers and sad suckers, fat cats and starving dogs in this world.

Yeah, there may be more of us today than there's ever been. But the percentages-they stay exactly the same.

 

At the end of the day, Torn is Just a game.

 

Pride of what? · · 1 like

I forgot about Eddie Izzard. The list is endless.

 

His "Do you have a flag" routine is priceless.

Pride of what? · · 1 like

How am I not surprised to find out that this is all the fault of the British Empire.

 

Just another reason for Scottish independence. It would be the final nail in the coffin for the Empire.

 

Back on topic. I'm getting too old in the tooth to worry about how anyone wants to live their life.

 

It's also funny that when I was a lad, a cornerstone of British comedy were blokes dressing up as ladies.

 

Monty Python

The 2 Ronnie's

Morecambe and Wise

Les Dawson

The ubiquitous British pantomime.

Etc.

 

It was also funny that, back in the day, nobody batted an eyelid.