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What if instead of Torn City we had Gooner City where Kai Cenat was the mayor and in school we were taught how to rizz up level 10 Gyatts????????????????

(I can't believe I have to say this, but this is satire, you guys take this text based game WAY too seriously bruh)

Obviously, Torn City isn’t meant to be taken seriously, because there are stereotypical New York Italians in Texas, and there is very few serious dialogue. But what would it be like to actually live there? 
It can’t be any more dangerous than some ghettos and slums, and tons of people live there. I wouldn’t mind living there, with some precautions ofc. With how easy it is to get rich I don’t understand how it’s still so poor, but this game isn’t realistic one bit.

Thoughts?

Only north of I-10 lol

Obviously, Torn City isn’t meant to be taken seriously, because there are stereotypical New York Italians in Texas, and there is very few serious dialogue. But what would it be like to actually live there? 
It can’t be any more dangerous than some ghettos and slums, and tons of people live there. I wouldn’t mind living there, with some precautions ofc. With how easy it is to get rich I don’t understand how it’s still so poor, but this game isn’t realistic one bit.

Thoughts?

I don’t know how dumb of a question this is, and I don’t really care.

I have completed the entire History course. I’ve done only the introduction of Biology, Combat training, and General studies. I have done the first two courses of Computer Science. I’ve done the introduction and 3rd courses of Psychology and Self Defense. I haven’t done any of Business, Health & Fitness, Law, Mathematics, and Sports Science.

Are there any players with lots of experience than me to give me advice on what I should do with the Education part of Torn.

edit: answered by Hunger4Gaming

So I have some caches (or whatever they’re called) in my inventory that I don’t know how I got

How much should I sell these all for at my bazaar, and what should I possibly keep

I do hope they remove all the Token Based Honors because its very infuriating to have Honors that are impossible to get if you weren’t around for a certain time

So my Donator Status from opening Packs ended recently and I wanna know what is the point of the notebook and what did y’all use it for???????

I never used the notebook so I guess this question is kinda silly

The image doesn’t even show a twentieth of it. I don’t know how many pictures can fit but I’m not doing allat, I’ve lost like 50 million and my net worth is 120 million so it’s not good

How bad is this?

Idk but how else am I supposed to convert this lol

So one donator pack costs $5 in USD. I'll also use Ŧ to denote Torn City Dollar (TCD)

One pack has 50 points which would mean 10 points is worth $1 in real life.

since one point is worth Ŧ43,300 at the Points Market at the time I make this, that would mean $1 is Ŧ433,000.

That means that Ŧ1 is $0.000002309468822

Holy hell I didn't know the people who run Torn are THAT bad at their job

Clearly a beta male with negative aura, L rizz, and a level 0 Gyatt 

No way

Yeah but Shakespeare's nonsense is "literature"

Trust me bro, it s a good idea

What if instead of Torn City we had Gooner City where Kai Cenat was the mayor and in school we were taught how to rizz up level 10 Gyatts????????????????

(I can't believe I have to say this, but this is satire, you guys take this text based game WAY too seriously bruh)