After my faction got it's first two ranked wars under it's belt, I decided what better way to blow some of this cash than making more cash!
Then I remembered it's Christmas time, and how long most investments take, so I decided to give some money away to help new players instead.
Thus, I have come up with...
The Trash to Cash event!

Instructions
The event is simple. Send me whatever garbage you have laying around, be it receipts, empty boxes, clothes, or anything else you don't give half a shit about, and put the message as: "Trash to Cash." (This is to make it easier for me to find everyone's entries.) You can also buy up any cheap items if you want, to try to boost your shots at one of the big prizes. At the end of the event (the 19th) the people with the most items sent will win fabulous prizes. I'll also be giving away $1m each to 10 lucky participants, with each participant having the same chance to win regardless of how many items they sent.
No trades. I can't go back and check every trade to see exactly who sent how many items. The same goes for parcels.
SUBMISSIONS ARE NOW CLOSED! DO NOT SEND ANY MORE ITEMS!
1st place: $100,000,000.
2nd place: $75,000,000.
3rd place: $50,000,000.
4th place: $15,000,000
5th place: $7,500,000
6th place: $5,000,000
7th place: $3,000,000
8th place: $2,500,000
9th place: $2,000,000
10th place: $1,000,000
Giveaway prizes
1 will be sent $1,000,000 each.
10 will be sent 250 bottles of beer each.
53 will be sent 1 Xanax each.
3 will be sent 1 maxxed villa each.
1 will be sent 5 EDVDs and 4 Xanax for a happy jump.
1 will be sent a combat helmet.
1 will be sent a pair of combat boots.
1 will be sent a diamond bladed knife.
6 will be sent a box of grenades.
3 will be sent a lawyer's business card.
1 will be sent a lottery voucher.
1 will be sent 100 first aid kits.
11 will be sent a box of medical supplies.
5 will be sent a six-pack of alcohol.
6 will be sent a drug pack.
1 will be sent a can of Munster.
4 will be sent an EDVD.
2 will be sent a poison mistletoe.
Misc Prizes (Given away when I feel like it, for various things)
$100k to Drew_Atwood for sending 69 HEGs

$250k to Nuya for being the first one to send a screenshot of the banner ad in the newspaper

$100k to quiltedonin774, $200k to Throne_Warden, $300k to Nommagkcab, and $600k to ValorCreed, for being the first ones to post on the first, second, third, and sixth pages of the thread, respectively. (I was the first on the 4th and 5th pages, so obviously I didn't pay myself.)
I won't be continuing to do this, so don't bother trying to be the first to post on a page.

$42,000 to TheDarkestLight (see reason in screenshot)

$84,735 to Zenitha for sending in the 84,735th bottle of beer (not a predetermined amount, I just felt like it lol)

$100k to Weaves for making me laugh

$69,420 to 2800jay for being the 69th person to like the thread

Total: $267,700,000! (Plus a bunch of items, so about $440,000,000.)
This event is mainly for newer players, so anyone over 365 days old will not be able to qualify for the ranked prizes. They can still win some of the giveaway prizes, though.
If anyone wishes to donate so I can increase the prize amounts and add prizes for 4th, 5th, and other lower places, feel free to let me know and we can work out a time to receive the donation so I won't get mugged overnight.
Also, remember to bump and like the thread if you plan on participating, so more people will see it!
Merry Christmas!
Our list of very generous donators:
Hankypanky: 30 Xanax, 2 poison mistletoe, 2 erotic DVDs, 2 drug packs
Warriordud (Check out my faction management bot, Brazier!): $50m + $27m~ in assorted items
Venesa-Rone (Check out her faction, FBI's Most Wanted, they're recruiting!) $50m
DocFox (Check out his coalition of freevivers, the Revivers Without Borders!): $10m, 3 drug packs, 5 six packs of alcohol, 10 boxes of medical supplies, and 5 boxes of grenades.
Weav3r (Check out his pricelist and set a trade!): $30m
EMF, and the people at Outlaw's HQ: 25m
Dibbie (Buying most items, shoot him a trade!): $20m
John_Of_Mud: $10m and 5 Xanax
GamerZ21 (Check out his newbie friendly AN company): 15 Xanax
Thebumblebeeboo: Can of munster, drug pack, EDVD
Baustin120 (Hit him up for trades, and check out his ladder trade challenge!): $10m
Ahhhhson: $10m
-ACE-: $10m
ItsJusWill: $10m
BigVincent (If you need a newbie friendly faction, check out The Coast Guard): $10m
Fennekin: Combat helmet and boots
Bankai_: $5m
Mask88 (Selling revives): 5 xanax
2800jay: 1 EDVD
Piercyy: $3m
milesdavis (Buying most items at 97-100%): $3m
hsimon: $3m
aaronvoid: $2m
TheGrimmReaperr (Buying items): $2m
Throne_Warden: $1m
Destroyer19: $1m
VoidEater: $1m
LongDonWilly: $1m
Cob: 1 f**k you

(second gif by Svenka)