DokterJo [3196016] Level 80 Buttgrass Inc Butt Shaving Cream
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But we can fix it. Hunting in SA is a pretty shit worthless mechanic, but hunting in Torn University would just make sense in universe.
The criminals of Torn routinely sell candy and trade in flowers and stuffed animals, and yet the most unrealistic thing about this crime sim is that it is set in America and I can’t shoot up the school. Just feels like a missed opportunity to me.
Ferret said we need a mosque, and I disagree. This isn’t New Zealand.
This is America.
Next you will try and tell me Ukraine isn’t just Western Russia.
I was reading the newspaper article about Torncon 2024 and seeing pictures of middle aged men donning red dresses made my hasher heart skip a beat and my half mind explode. RU?
I dont know why I never thought to look further, but Id like to fill my friendslist with my people. I know some of you must be lurking here.
I am Passout PeeWee of the Salem Hash House Harriers in Salem, Oregon. Please, fellow hashers, send me a message and lets connect. Perhaps one day we will even hash together and have a laugh about this game. For lack of available Malort, Join me in Torn for Down Downs of Stinky Swamp Punch.
On-On!
You clearly are obsessed with me, drop the ignore so we can chat. Ignoring me but trolling my old forum posts and putting bounties on me daily is some of the weakest, beta male shit I have ever seen. If you are this butthurt, drop the ignore and let’s chat about it.
My biggest complaint about the education system is the amount of working stats rewarded. They reward so few, it might as well be none. I’d also like to see more classes enhance crimes. I really enjoyed preparing for cracking and scamming by taking the courses that enhance them. Anytime the game allows you opportunities to plan your future, is a good time.
DokterJo L2
thanks as always Fluffy!
Buys most things = Most valuable buyer
Thanks for doin business friend!
DokterJo L2 M
sorry, came real late to this lol
Could you explain “loosely tied to movement speed” in greater detail. Should I move in diagonal lines? At what point is a straight line going to begin to result in slightly lowered spawns?
I usually start on CT and follow to main road, cross the bridge, go down and around the industrial area and up into the prison where I go to the basketball court to send myself to the hospital area so I can return to spawn. That’s my loop.
am I doing anything to lower my spawns? I have no speed ornaments. I assumed speed was a convenience, and so have never bought any. Will buying the speed boost increase my spawns chances? Do you mind getting quote replies that come with 30 questions?
One bump for the homies
Bump
DokterJo L1
thanks fluffy 🙏
LFG!!!!
Fertilize thy cheeks. Plant seeds of grass. Become us.
Hey, Make Torn Great Again is my line! Give it back!
We swear we are not a cult! But yes, the Hash is in every country in the world, every state in the United States, and nearly all major cities. If anyone reading this likes a little fun and beer with their exercise, or a little exercise with their fun and beer, go find your local hash, and join them for some shenanigans. You can tell them Passout sent you. And then you can tell them you have absolutely no idea who Passout is. My legend will grow, it’s a win win for everyone.
What I do, is hit the skip button repeatedly until the OC completes. Reading this thread, I have now learned I can click off the page and back to it to accomplish the same thing, so I can see the result immediately.
that being said, after I skip all the way to the end and see the result, I go back and read through the whole thing. I like to see who is failing or succeeding and at which steps.
Today, after my level 7 OC completed, I messaged my real life friend, who was one of the lock picks on the OC with me, and laughed at him for getting stuck in the vault.
We are an international drinking club with a running problem. Here in America, our problem is less significant.
But will you be my friend and mentor, Sir Nuts? Pwetty pwease?
Oh, definitely not. No.
I was reading the newspaper article about Torncon 2024 and seeing pictures of middle aged men donning red dresses made my hasher heart skip a beat and my half mind explode. RU?
I dont know why I never thought to look further, but Id like to fill my friendslist with my people. I know some of you must be lurking here.
I am Passout PeeWee of the Salem Hash House Harriers in Salem, Oregon. Please, fellow hashers, send me a message and lets connect. Perhaps one day we will even hash together and have a laugh about this game. For lack of available Malort, Join me in Torn for Down Downs of Stinky Swamp Punch.
On-On!
Candy monster is a Trump supporter, which fully explains the steaming pile of dog shit where his brains should be.
I’ve never triggered some one so hard that they wrote a shitty rap about me. You really are one elite mother f**ker Sir Nut. Respect.