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Why tf do people support this racist and terrorist institution. Its main goal is literally to destroy isreal. This is literally what Hitler wants. WTF is wrong with the people who support this group. the Jews came to isreal first so why should they have to bend to hamas's rules.

Me, because I think I'm awesome

Honestly, I think George is the most gigachad person in TC. Not only does he give you hella good advice for no charge, he also tells you how to survive in Torn city. He is also is very patient and gives you as much time as you like to complete his mission unlike a certain italian who gets pissed if you dont send him his ass cream within 3 days. I love george so much he is my favourite and I hope he finally graduates kindergarten.

What kinda kickass ammenities do you think the Feathery hotel group has for it to be able to refill your energy and give you a 500 happy boost? I bet that all the water fountains are filled with red cow and all the food is laced with xanax. Also every sunday I believe they have free brunch with Duke's spaghetti recepie and Torn birthday cupcakes as snacks and moonshine to wash it all down.

Its been 3 days since the TTT started, and I'm curious about what your stories are.

I'll start, I'm larping as a ketamine junkie this month, and I've Overdosed 2 times already.

I also tried to larp as a cartel member by smuggling plushies up my ass but it lowk hurts so I gave up.

bruh yall are stupid af

sign ups are closed

sign me up plsssss

SIgn me up vro

Torn City Elimination has by far been the most fun and engaging event I've ever had the joy of participating in. The absolute chaos of the event was something that I have never experienced in the history of Torn City.

Despite placing second to last, despite the event being "RIGGED", despite not getting any rewards from participating, despite the bleeders and the quitters, and the trolls, despite everything, I love Elimination 2025.

So thank you Elimination and thank you Peasants for giving me such a fun time.

Also thank you village idiots for losing. LOL

double and give to next

what up mane, its ya boi ligmanotsigma

350k seems a bit much for loss selling.

271k is a more reasonable number.

I'm gonna turn you into pizza

Hello, I am participating in the PCP and the Japan section for the TTT. I have flown to Japan as well as snorted PCP a couple of time already, but nothing shows up on the official leaderboard. Can somebody help?

bump

Post your embarrassing TTT stories here. I'll start, one time, I forgot when the TTT started, and I missed the whole event. It was very stupid of me.

memememe pls

Just skip to the 3rd paragraph. The first two are shitposts.

In the beginning, Ched created the Torn and the City. However, the city was boring, with a fully functioning legal system, no prostitutes, and a distinct lack of drugs. And so, Ched said, "Let there be a gradual separation from the American government", and everything went to f*ck. Out went most of the city's budget, and so went basic law enforcement. A mass exodus soon ensued, driving the intelligentsia, the educated, and everyone who had a functioning brain out of Torn City. Not all was lost, though, as when the decent folk left, new people came in. Sure they were mostly drug addled junkies who have penchant for killing each other and buying overpriced plushies from other countries, but they were replacement citizens nonetheless. 

One of these citizens was The Duke, a ruthless loan shark, who'd stop at nothing to squeeze out every last bit of cash you owed him. Despite his many, MANY, STDs, Ched saw potential in this balding, genital scratching, manchild, and decided to give him the highest honor a man can receive, becoming a mission giver. That's right, instead of beating people up like a decent person, Duke can now just send other people to do his dirty work for him, in exchange for mission credits, of course. Unfortunately, I don't want to work for the Duke. Sure, I guess he is a fun addition to the game, but I can't stand the smell of that guy. Seriously, he smells so bad, like a mix of spaghetti sauce and BO, but I digress. Lowkey, I just want another mission giver man, I'm tired of reading the same flavor text over and over again, and I don't want to do that stupid safe mission thing anymore. Unfortunately, Ched being Ched, he isn't going to add anything for the next 5 years, so the closest thing we'll be getting to more info on missions is speculation.

So what do you guys think? What is going to be added in the next mission update?

I think the next mission giver, Amanda Ravenscroft, is going to give us more research-themed tasks. Like, he'll make us fly for 10 hours to research the effects it has on the human body. Or he'll make us take 3 shrooms in one day just to see what'll happen. Idk though, I'm just speculating, so let me know what you guys think in the replies.

This is a shitpost. Read only when you are very, VERY BORED.

Torn citizens are ugly af. Not only are most of us bald, but a good chunk of us have also contracted a rare, facial disfiguring case of syphilis that would make any person looking at us want to vomit. The average Torn citizen is a solid -7 on the attractiveness scale, and that's only thanks to the abundance of hookers in the Red Light District. Hell, the only reason most of us are "married" is because of game progression, sharing a PI, merits, 2500 day point bonus, etc. Had it not been for the perks that come from being married, most of us wouldn't even consider marrying other citizens. I want to change that, however, and with my grand plan, I wholeheartedly believe that with all of you guys' support, we can bump our attractiveness rating to a comfortable -4.

Unfortunately for you guys, I can't cure syphilis, so we'll still be really, REALLY, hard to look at. But looks are only one part of the attractiveness spectrum, and there are other parts that I believe I can change, and one of those things is smell.

Torn citizens like to use energy for a lot of things, but I believe the top 3 biggest energy users are training, attacking, and searching the dump. While these activities are useful, they also smell A LOT. Going to the gym makes you sweat like hell, attacking gets you covered with the blood of your enemies, and searching the dump forces you to wallow through thousands upon thousands of piles of trash, used condoms, and goon-sauce-covered tissue paper. We smell, there's no hiding it, but I have a plan to fix it.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, by using the spirit animal of weird uncles, abusive fathers, and rebellious teenagers, we can mask our horrid, detestable scent with a slightly less detestable one. So what are you waiting for? Head on down to Bits and Bob's and buy yourself some luxury cigars! I know I said cigarettes, but like, whatever.

TLDR: Smoke some cigarettes and mask up that weird smell, you disgusting pile of filth.

gl bro.

(might wanna delete before someone places 10 gazillion bounties on you)

Me, because I think I'm awesome

Books are amazing, they grant huge boosts that can greatly improve your progression.

Unfortunately, I am an idiot who can't be bothered to check a forum or a guide

My dumbass used the Shawshank sure ain't for me book when I have ZERO experience in busting

I thought it would give me a good headstart, but it didn't because like I said:

I AM AN IDIOT.

Anyways, let me know some of your stupid book uses so I can feel better about myself

Jesus, general discussion quality really is decreasing

have fun man, best of luck