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hollywood_mtg [3324031] Level 52 Hospital Black Market Union BMU Market Chief I
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The Torn noobs have learned how to create a smart shitpost that does not make them look like noobs.
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I was soooooo close to going outside and touching grass. Torn came back just in time though to save me.
TL;DR - The market is moving and I'm not a fan.
So I noticed today that the market is moving...literally.
By default, a category is sorted lowest to highest, based on the lowest listed price for each item in the category. But now if that price changes due to being sold/price change/removed, the item will move in real-time based on the new lowest price.
Sounds good in theory. I even liked it at first. That is until I went through a buying streak and almost bought the wrong thing multiple times. Price changed right before clicking the item, causing me to click on a different item. And as anyone knows that buys from the market a lot, you have to be quick to pick up the good deals.
What does everyone else think of this change?
Original: Last Night
Lyrics:
Torn City, baby we try to thrive
My dream is just to trade and then now baby I might just fly
I started with nothin', I'm just gonna let it ride
Got my license, you never know yeah baby I might just drive
Just livin in Torn City where the shadows lie
Gotta keep up with my supply
Last keg of beer, yeah we split it
Just talkin' 'bout life, goin' sip for sip
Yeah, you, I know you love to fight
And I sell shit every day
But I'm still gonna wake up in the hospital
You know it's Torn City, baby we try to thrive
My dream is just to trade and then now baby I might just fly
I started with nothin', I'm just gonna let it ride
Got my license, you never know yeah baby I might just drive
Just livin' in Torn City
Worked a chain to 10, another faction member done a hit to keep it alive at 11, but then we gave up on it. Fast forward an hour later, the chain appears to still be active with about a minute to go, when it should have already expired. So I make another hit, and sure enough the chain goes up to 12. Screenshots attached of what I could grab, including a chain of 12 being completed in the course of 1 hour 23 minutes.
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Replying to get updates. I'm working on a similar tool and items with logs returning a UID have caused me some issues with proper aggregation.

I've been working on a tool that pulls similar data, my reasoning being to determine my cost basis for items I have (got over 10k cardholders and had no idea what my average cost was on them and did not want to sell at a huge loss lol). I'm doing an approach where I would only pull my items 1 time, then after that initial pull I update item quantities based on log data.
Once I have it fully working, my process would be to take no in-game actions for at least a few minutes, then pull my inventory data. After that, log data will update everything else. It also stores info on the most recent log pulled during a sync, so it know where to stop upon the next log sync.
This is exactly what I was needing. Thank you!!
Looking to see if anyone has the area ID's for each travel location. So far I have that area ID 12 is Cayman Islands. Wanting to try to get the rest of them if possible.
Why do I have to do a snow ticket? Can't you just fix it for me?


Travelling with weapons/armor is temporarily suspended. More info here: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=1&t=16576991&b=0&a=0
From the guide Baldr's Basic Advice: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=61&t=16034448&b=0&a=0&to=18301184
This goes specifically to the jobs section, however the entire post is good for getting started in the game.
Oh no, my dump searching income....
+1 Fast and fair trade, plus quick response to my question! Thank you!!
Oh no! My orange spray paint income is gone!
I seen somewhere that 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions. Or factions. idk... *hollywood_mtg is confused. it hurt itself in it's confusion*
Technically, Duke could say "and yous owe me from the minute we do this deal" and technically it would still be correct, but technically, Duke is a very technical person. I would not fret too much over small technicalities.
That makes it even better, because they won't smell it before stepping in it.
I know that Torn is 99.9% males, but why specifically Male Turds? What if we have the rare and coveted Female turds to send? Will that work for you? Just want to make sure before I sent the only one that I have...
Damn! I'm usually good for 1-2 busts in a row at best. But then I have to build up the nerve to do it again
Start with this: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=61&t=16034448&b=0&a=0
It has some really good info to get you started on your Torn journey.
Myself, I started with buying 100 beers a day from Bits N Bobs in the city ($10 each), then sold on the item market. Easy way to net you $50k-$60k a day.