TheAnaesthetist

[333493] Level 100 Invincible Samaritan

Subversive Alliance ~SA~ Grill MasterArmorer at Phalanx SecurityMarried to D3ADP00L

Observed 17 Sep 2026 · 10 days ago · Torn public profile

TheAnaesthetist is a level 100 player in Subversive Alliance who signed up on 29 Jul 2006. Their standout stat is Criminal offenses: #26, top 0.0056% of ranked players.

#26 for criminal offenses top 0.0056% of ranked players
#561 for networth top 0.024% of ranked players
Signed up 29 Jul 2006 (20 years ago)
392 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 17 Sep 2026 · 10 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,772 others top 0.31%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 7,355; #27,435 tied with 42 others top 1.1%
Awards: 610; #379 tied with 19 others top 0.034%; +4 since Jan
Networth: $125,656,179,440; #561 top 0.024%; +10,044,090,516 since Jan
Xanax taken: 6,139; #2,580 tied with 1 other top 0.98%; +548 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 8,310; #716 top 0.57%; +2,511 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 4,036; #776 tied with 3 others top 0.31%; +227 since Jan
Attacks won: 17,561; #3,178 tied with 1 other top 0.29%; +693 since Jan
Defends won: 10,289; #559 top 0.083%; +72 since Jan
Revives given: 42; #24,444 tied with 265 others top 32%; +13 since Jan
People busted: 5,711; #1,646 tied with 1 other top 0.98%; +806 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 377,382; #26 top 0.0056%; +22,228 since Jan
Races won: 2,533; #849 tied with 1 other top 0.62%; +20 since Jan
Times traveled: 2,371; #9,094 tied with 8 others top 4.2%; +46 since Jan
Time played (days): 206.4; #3,081 top 0.22%; +8.1 since Jan

What stands out 6

#26

Crime

Criminal offenses

377,382 top 0.0056%

#561

Economy

Networth

$125,656,179,440 top 0.024%

#32

Crime

Theft offenses

175,664 top 0.0069%

#88

Economy

Items sent

8,628 top 0.022%

#573tied with 1 other

Combat

Best kill streak

tied with 1 other

1,603 top 0.049%

#138

Drugs

Drugs used

13,728 top 0.029%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,772 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,853 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 10

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#30

Crime

Counterfeiting offenses

120,016 top 0.0093%

#118

Profile

Friends

663 top 0.024%

#718tied with 39 others

Profile

Maximum life

tied with 39 others

8,925 top 0.03%

#69

Items

Viruses coded

723 top 0.035%

#721

Combat

Attack misses

85,105 top 0.043%

#892

Hospital

Times hospitalized

22,597 top 0.044%

#187

Items

City finds

3,283 top 0.064%

#1,433

Combat

Defends lost

15,812 top 0.072%

#1,387

Combat

Attack hits

106,664 top 0.085%

#1,431

Combat

Total attack damage

122,933,845 top 0.09%

Since January 13 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+4	606	610
Networth	+10,044,090,516	$115,612,088,924	$125,656,179,440
Xanax taken	+548	5,591	6,139
Energy drinks used	+2,511	5,799	8,310
Energy refills	+227	3,809	4,036
Attacks won	+693	16,868	17,561
Defends won	+72	10,217	10,289
Revives given	+13	29	42
People busted	+806	4,905	5,711
Criminal offenses	+22,228	355,154	377,382
Races won	+20	2,513	2,533
Times traveled	+46	2,325	2,371
Time played (days)	+8.1	198.2	206.4

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 17 Sep 2026 · 10 days ago

Xanax taken: 6,139; #2,580 tied with 1 other top 0.98%
Energy refills: 4,036; #776 tied with 3 others top 0.31%
Energy drinks used: 8,310; #716 top 0.57%
Stat enhancers used: 1; #4,652 tied with 7,803 others top 100%
Boosters used: 224; #18,032 tied with 85 others top 13%
Elo rating: 2,563; #4,341 tied with 19 others top 0.23%
Best damage: 17,884; #2,924 tied with 1 other top 0.2%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 17 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 526 · archived: 392 · threads started (archived): 63

Threads started 5 most recent

Thinking about startin a company. How hard is it? Questions & Answers · 15 Jun · 1 reply
Christmas, what should I do? Questions & Answers · 23 Dec 2025 · 8 replies
707 attacks in 3 days, how? Questions & Answers · 14 Dec 2025 · 20 replies
grave this please Graveyard · 13 Dec 2025 · 55 replies
How do I check my position in the elimination Questions & Answers · 13 Dec 2025 · 2 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Company company [104254] → Phalanx Security between 18 Jan and 17 Sep
Joined Subversive Alliance [~SA~] (from The Next Level [TNL]) between 18 Jan and 17 Sep
Left The Next Level [TNL] (moved to Subversive Alliance [~SA~]) between 18 Jan and 17 Sep

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